Kaleidoscope
by Icy and J

Oh the red curtain just won't close on this fic! So we're back! From outer space, Walked in through the door to see that look upon your face, I should have changed the stupid lock, I should have taken back my key, If I'd known that you'd be back-you'd be back to bother me! (refer to Men In Black II. It sounds almost like this.) This is kinda a filler between this episode and the sequel...

Chapter 7: Revenge tastes so sweet

The two authors were kicking back and finally relaxing after a week or so of grueling writing. It was a rather breezy day upon a rather large bump of grassy earth that could count as a hill. The bird were singing, the trees were swaying with the gentle lull of the wind.
"Do you notice something odd, Ice?" J asked, picking his nose politely. (How anyone can pick their noses politely is by me-Icy)
"What? Other than you actually noticed something." Icy replied, tossing a grape into her mouth. It was a rather bad miss and instead, lodged itself in her nose.
J ignored her comment. "We're in a rather familiar scene..."
Icy rolled her eyes. "Ofcourse we are... This is my computer screen saver. The one with the rather large bump of grassy earth that could count as a hill on it."
"And the one we used in the fic right?"
"Right."
"And that means that the characters are here now right?"
"Yep."
"Shouldn't we start running?"
"No hurry man," Icy yawned. "We just have to make someone jiggle the mouse to get us out of this screen saver."
J folded his arms across his chest and looked at his co-author skeptically. "Oh really? And who is going to do that?"
Icy blinked. Then blinked again. "Erm..."
"There they are!"
The two rather ill-fated authors turned to see a rather enraged group of shamans, approaching them on wake boards, riding the crest of a giant...
"Tidal Pee!!!!" J yelled, and took off in the other direction, dragging Icy along with him. After running for 20 minutes, the horribly out of shape authors had no choice but to stop.
"I surrender myself to the mystic forces of karma..." J chanted, closing his eyes and facing the oncoming bladder tsunami. It was quite cool. While it lasted. Which was the grand total of 3 seconds before...
"Ew, yuck! No way!" he screamed, wiping sprays of pee from his face. He had just managed to clean himself up with a towel before the entire wave crashed down on him.
"Noooo!!!!!!!!!" Icy yelled, running again while looking back to snigger at her drenched partner. She was about to reach a rather large bump of grassy earth that could count as a hill when suddenly-
BONK!
Icy hit something hard and slid to the ground groggily. She slowly got back up to her feet, groping along the wall- Wait a minute... She pressed her plams to the invisible wall in front of her for several moments before realising that it was the computer screen.
"Shit."
SPLASH!!!!!!!
"Hoo Yeah!" Horohoro cheered, punching the air. "Total wipeout! Shamans 1, authors 0!"
Ren gazed at the blue haired shaman with large anime eyes. "That was soooooooooo manly, Horo-chan..."
Horohoro let out a scream and ran off into the sunset, a besotted Ren hot on his heels, blowing kisses everywhere.
"Ew..." Yoh ew-ed, wiping the stray kiss slobber from his face. "Ren slobber..."
Anna gave him a slight smile at the horribly amusing sight of her fiancée trying to rub the slimy kiss mark from his cheek. Instead of laughing her guts out, she reached forward and dabbed it away with the end of Hao's cloak.
"Hey! What was that for?!" Hao roared, snatching his cloak back from her hand. She would have knocked his ears off his head if she wasn't so busy gazing at her fiance's face...

~TBC~

That was weird... Please R&R anyways...