TEN SECOND FAN-FIC: THE PAIRINGS EDITION

Disclaimer: Let's skip this bit and get straight to the fic! ^_^

AN: This was created in response to the numerous strange and unusual pairings found in mountains of fan-fiction all over the 'net. It's a bit haphazard, but hey, give me some credit- I'm typing this up on the school's computer with bad music blaring out the stereo! (Okay, which BAKA decided to put the teenybopper music on?!)

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*Heero is standing in the middle of [insert random place here], when he is spotted by none other than a hormonally active Relena and Duo. They both glomp onto him, each giving he other deathglares. This isn't going to end well!*

Relena: *pulls Heero in one direction* Mine!

Duo: *pulls Heero in the other direction* Mine!

*Quatre appears and grabs Duo's braid*

Quatre: Mine!

*Wufei appears and grabs Duo's leg*

Wufei: Mine!

*Trowa appears and latches onto Quatre*

Trowa: Mine!

*Treize appears and huggles Wufei*

Treize: Mine!

*Zechs appears and gropes Treize*

Zechs: Mine!

*Hilde, Sally, Catherine, Dorothy, Noin and Lady Une appear, each glomping onto their allocated pilots/OZies*

Girls: Mine!

*A fight breaks out between everyone- braids, throwing knives and Spandex fly everywhere! All of a sudden, a collection of mysterious voices is heard in the distance…*

Mysterious Voices: MINE!

*All turn to see… FAN-FIC AUTHORS!!!*

And so, each and every Gundam boy/Gundam girl/OZie was swooped on by the authors and carried away to Fanfiction.net, where they were placed in all kinds of hot, sweaty and wet situations with anyone and everyone who was ever seen in 'Gundam Wing', according to aforementioned authors' tastes.

Quatre: *pants, completely out of breath and energy from the last fic he was forced into* Is *pant* that *pant* the last one?

*Out of the shadows, a nude figure appears*

Quinze: You're not finished yet, little one!

Quatre: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OWARI

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