A/N: So, anyway. Here we are. WHY AM I WRITING THIS? I'm crazy. Just
read it. And review, please. Oh, don't sue me because I don't even have
the crackers that I had in the first chapter. I got hungry. They were
stale. Oh well. I can give you my literature book…it's pretty boring. My
history book is worse. You still can't have my silly putty.
Everybody stared. Then they stared some more. Then they stared again.
"What?" Harry said finally.
"You and Stellar must have a child to defeat Voldemort." Hermione held up a copy of "Hogwarts, a History" in defense. "It says so in here."
"No!" Stellar said angrily. "I know I dress like a slut, but I am incredibly virginal! I will not go and have sex with him!"
"You have to." Hermione practically snarled. "If you don't, the world will cease to exist as we know it."
"I don't want to." Stellar said, crossing her arms.
"Hey," Ginny said, "what does Harry think?"
"Well," Harry said, "I don't want to either."
"Harry!" Hermione said, surprised. "Don't you want to defeat Voldemort?"
"Well of course I do. But I don't want to have sex with her!"
"Voldemort killed your parents. DON'T YOU WANT REVENGE?" Hermione's eyes were wide, and her hair was starting to stand out from her head a little more then usual. Stellar gasped and stared at Harry.
"Voldemort killed my parents, too!"
"Wow…" Harry said, "that's really weird."
Just then the door opened and a big black dog ran in.
"That's my pet dog." Stellar said. "Its name is Gregory William."
"Gregory William?" Harry asked.
Just then the penguin thumped its foot and waved the machete threateningly because everyone had been forgetting about it.
"Monkey killer." Rage muttered. The penguin's eyes seemed to grow bigger and bigger as it started walking towards him. It raised the machete. Rage's eyes flashed and the machete blew into a million bits. The penguin passed out from the surprise of it all, and it was tired.
"How did you do that?" Ron asked, mouth hanging open.
"I have super powers." Rage told him.
"Oh." Ron said.
"Oh, Rage, quit showing off." Stellar said with a wave of her hand. She turned towards Harry.
"Do you like cheese?"
"Cheese?" Harry asked.
"Yes, cheese. This one time, at the train station earlier today, this kid walked up to me and said 'do you like cheese?' and I didn't know what to say and it was really funny."
Harry laughed out loud at her wit and charm.
"And then this one time, there was this flea on me, and it buried its head in my arm…"
"Don't you mean a tick?" Harry asked.
"Maybe." Stellar said. "I've never been good at quidditch, so I don't know."
Gregory William came running over to Harry and Stellar and began sitting and looking at them.
"Gregory William, what is it?" Stellar asked.
"Wow…he looks like he knows what you are saying." Harry said.
"Oh, he's very smart." Stellar said.
"He must be." Harry said.
The big black dog jumped up and down and jerked its head in a certain direction.
"Oh, does your foot hurt?" Stellar asked, sitting down on the floor to look at Gregory William's foot. The dog jerked its foot away from her and started barking.
Stellar looked up. Harry's eyes were wide and his mouth was hanging open.
"What?" Stellar asked. She turned around, only to see…
A/N: HA, another cliffy. Not really. I know I'm pathetic…SHUT UP. I don't need to hear it from you!
Everybody stared. Then they stared some more. Then they stared again.
"What?" Harry said finally.
"You and Stellar must have a child to defeat Voldemort." Hermione held up a copy of "Hogwarts, a History" in defense. "It says so in here."
"No!" Stellar said angrily. "I know I dress like a slut, but I am incredibly virginal! I will not go and have sex with him!"
"You have to." Hermione practically snarled. "If you don't, the world will cease to exist as we know it."
"I don't want to." Stellar said, crossing her arms.
"Hey," Ginny said, "what does Harry think?"
"Well," Harry said, "I don't want to either."
"Harry!" Hermione said, surprised. "Don't you want to defeat Voldemort?"
"Well of course I do. But I don't want to have sex with her!"
"Voldemort killed your parents. DON'T YOU WANT REVENGE?" Hermione's eyes were wide, and her hair was starting to stand out from her head a little more then usual. Stellar gasped and stared at Harry.
"Voldemort killed my parents, too!"
"Wow…" Harry said, "that's really weird."
Just then the door opened and a big black dog ran in.
"That's my pet dog." Stellar said. "Its name is Gregory William."
"Gregory William?" Harry asked.
Just then the penguin thumped its foot and waved the machete threateningly because everyone had been forgetting about it.
"Monkey killer." Rage muttered. The penguin's eyes seemed to grow bigger and bigger as it started walking towards him. It raised the machete. Rage's eyes flashed and the machete blew into a million bits. The penguin passed out from the surprise of it all, and it was tired.
"How did you do that?" Ron asked, mouth hanging open.
"I have super powers." Rage told him.
"Oh." Ron said.
"Oh, Rage, quit showing off." Stellar said with a wave of her hand. She turned towards Harry.
"Do you like cheese?"
"Cheese?" Harry asked.
"Yes, cheese. This one time, at the train station earlier today, this kid walked up to me and said 'do you like cheese?' and I didn't know what to say and it was really funny."
Harry laughed out loud at her wit and charm.
"And then this one time, there was this flea on me, and it buried its head in my arm…"
"Don't you mean a tick?" Harry asked.
"Maybe." Stellar said. "I've never been good at quidditch, so I don't know."
Gregory William came running over to Harry and Stellar and began sitting and looking at them.
"Gregory William, what is it?" Stellar asked.
"Wow…he looks like he knows what you are saying." Harry said.
"Oh, he's very smart." Stellar said.
"He must be." Harry said.
The big black dog jumped up and down and jerked its head in a certain direction.
"Oh, does your foot hurt?" Stellar asked, sitting down on the floor to look at Gregory William's foot. The dog jerked its foot away from her and started barking.
Stellar looked up. Harry's eyes were wide and his mouth was hanging open.
"What?" Stellar asked. She turned around, only to see…
A/N: HA, another cliffy. Not really. I know I'm pathetic…SHUT UP. I don't need to hear it from you!
