A/N: I own nothing. Except for my gel pens and my silly putty, and some stale coffee. Sometimes. Don't sue me, because all you'll get is the little plastic frog sitting on the top of my computer...even though it's not mine...just read the chapter and I apologize in advance for such an `off' piece of literature. Hehehe.
Stellar looked up. Harry's eyes were wide and his mouth was hanging open.
"What?" Stellar asked.
She turned around, only to see the headmaster, professor Dumbledore, in bright green robes. However, over these robes, he was wearing a long grass skirt, made of fake, bright pink grass. He was strumming a ukulele happily.
"Pr-professor Dumbledore?" Harry asked, jaw dropping. The penguin narrowed its eyes suspiciously and curled its nose.
"I didn't know penguins had noses," Ron said in utter wonderment.
Just then, at that precise second, as dramatic music blared through the non-existent speakers, a ginormous rampaging hippopotamus came crashing into their compartment! (dun dun DUNNNNN)
It stopped, stomping a ginormous hippopotamus foot on the ground and spit a wad of gooey paper at Ron through its left nostril. THEN, in a poof of mauve smoke, it was GONE.
"Woah." Said Harry.
"Wow." Said Hermione.
"Dude." Said Rage.
"Weird." Said Ginny.
"Bizarre." Said Hermione.
"Freakish." Said Stellar.
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
"Ew." Said Ron.
"Well, go on Ron, read it!" Hermione said impatiently. "Maybe it'll help us figure out this mess with Stellar and Harry."
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
"Jinkies!" Stellar suddenly said.
"Stellar just said Jinkies!" Ginny said excitedly. "We all know what that means!"
"A clue!" Ron shouted.
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
"Ok, I guess I'll read it..." Ron delicately unwadded the gooey paper.
Dear Ronald...of course penguins don't have noses. What is wrong with you anyway? Don't look behind you...
"Ok." Ron said, wadding up the note again and wiping his hand on his shirt.
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
The penguin cradled his machete, watching them all closely.
"Big Brother is watching you..." Rage muttered darkly.
Stellar giggled. "You're not my big brother! And you're looking the other way!"
Once again, everyone laughed uproariously as they were charmed by her quick wit. Just then, the door to the compartment slid open.
"Stand back or I'll karate chop you!" Stellar shrieked.
"Um...you hit me already once today..." Draco said, slipping into the compartment.
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
"So, Harry, your parents were killed by Voldemort. My parents were killed by Voldemort." Stellar said slowly.
"Yeah." Harry replied. "And the prophecy of the golden monkey says that you have a twin brother, and it says that I have a twin sister. Your name is Stellar Evans, mine is Harry Potter."
"Oh!" Stellar threw her hands up in the air. "We'll never figure this out! It's too complicated!"
"Don't give up hope!" Harry pleaded, sitting down next to her. "We can figure it all out!"
Just then, the compartment door slid open. Again.
"Oh, Harry, I have decided that you are the one for me!" Cho sighed dramatically, sliding through the door.
"Go away Cho." Harry said coldly.
"But...Harry..." cho simpered, "I love you."
"Well, the charm and wit of Stellar have shown me that I DON'T NEED YOU TO LOVE ME!" Harry yelled.
"Noooooooo!" Cho ran from the compartment crying.
"Hehehe." Draco said, pointing and laughing.
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
Just THEN...
I'm REALLY pathetic. Don't tell me. I already know. This chapter was a bit shorter then most, sorry about that, got limited time and I'm sick. I'm FAIRLY sure that there WILL be a next chapter, so stay tuned!
Stellar looked up. Harry's eyes were wide and his mouth was hanging open.
"What?" Stellar asked.
She turned around, only to see the headmaster, professor Dumbledore, in bright green robes. However, over these robes, he was wearing a long grass skirt, made of fake, bright pink grass. He was strumming a ukulele happily.
"Pr-professor Dumbledore?" Harry asked, jaw dropping. The penguin narrowed its eyes suspiciously and curled its nose.
"I didn't know penguins had noses," Ron said in utter wonderment.
Just then, at that precise second, as dramatic music blared through the non-existent speakers, a ginormous rampaging hippopotamus came crashing into their compartment! (dun dun DUNNNNN)
It stopped, stomping a ginormous hippopotamus foot on the ground and spit a wad of gooey paper at Ron through its left nostril. THEN, in a poof of mauve smoke, it was GONE.
"Woah." Said Harry.
"Wow." Said Hermione.
"Dude." Said Rage.
"Weird." Said Ginny.
"Bizarre." Said Hermione.
"Freakish." Said Stellar.
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
"Ew." Said Ron.
"Well, go on Ron, read it!" Hermione said impatiently. "Maybe it'll help us figure out this mess with Stellar and Harry."
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
"Jinkies!" Stellar suddenly said.
"Stellar just said Jinkies!" Ginny said excitedly. "We all know what that means!"
"A clue!" Ron shouted.
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
"Ok, I guess I'll read it..." Ron delicately unwadded the gooey paper.
Dear Ronald...of course penguins don't have noses. What is wrong with you anyway? Don't look behind you...
"Ok." Ron said, wadding up the note again and wiping his hand on his shirt.
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
The penguin cradled his machete, watching them all closely.
"Big Brother is watching you..." Rage muttered darkly.
Stellar giggled. "You're not my big brother! And you're looking the other way!"
Once again, everyone laughed uproariously as they were charmed by her quick wit. Just then, the door to the compartment slid open.
"Stand back or I'll karate chop you!" Stellar shrieked.
"Um...you hit me already once today..." Draco said, slipping into the compartment.
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
"So, Harry, your parents were killed by Voldemort. My parents were killed by Voldemort." Stellar said slowly.
"Yeah." Harry replied. "And the prophecy of the golden monkey says that you have a twin brother, and it says that I have a twin sister. Your name is Stellar Evans, mine is Harry Potter."
"Oh!" Stellar threw her hands up in the air. "We'll never figure this out! It's too complicated!"
"Don't give up hope!" Harry pleaded, sitting down next to her. "We can figure it all out!"
Just then, the compartment door slid open. Again.
"Oh, Harry, I have decided that you are the one for me!" Cho sighed dramatically, sliding through the door.
"Go away Cho." Harry said coldly.
"But...Harry..." cho simpered, "I love you."
"Well, the charm and wit of Stellar have shown me that I DON'T NEED YOU TO LOVE ME!" Harry yelled.
"Noooooooo!" Cho ran from the compartment crying.
"Hehehe." Draco said, pointing and laughing.
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
Just THEN...
I'm REALLY pathetic. Don't tell me. I already know. This chapter was a bit shorter then most, sorry about that, got limited time and I'm sick. I'm FAIRLY sure that there WILL be a next chapter, so stay tuned!
