Well, here we go again. I know it's been a long time, sorry. Anyway,
picking up roughly from where we left off…
Gregory William was seriously trying to open the compartment door. Stellar rushed over and slid the door open. Gregory William sat back and barked once. In walked a miniature stag with glasses markings around its eyes.
"Oh, it's just Captain Hook." Stellar said with a wave of her hand.
"Captain Hook?" Everyone asked.
"He's Rage's pet."
Everyone turned and looked at Rage. "Captain Hook?"
"It was the darkest name I could think of." Rage said darkly. "Buzz off already."
"So," Ron said, looking at CH, "Stellar, you have a LARGE BLACK DOG that is VERY SERIOUS, and your brother has a STAG WITH GLASSES MARKINGS AROUND THE EYES! WOW!"
"What's with all the caps?" Kenny asked.
"Shut up, Kenny." Everyone said.
Just then, Dumbledore strummed his ukulele. Everyone jumped with surprise.
"Oh, that's just headmaster Dumbledore strumming his ukulele." Stellar said. Harry and Ron were once again amazed by her clever sense of humor. They laughed hysterically until they both passed out.
"Thank you JESUS!" Ginny said happily when they were both lying motionless on the floor. "I was really getting sick of them, especially Ron, fawning over Stellar. I mean, if he is going to be a father he needs to stop flirting."
"That's right." Draco agreed, going to sit by her.
"Draco, leave me alone." Ginny said.
"But-" His protest was cut off by a warning growl from Stellar who was crouched in what looked like a painful position.
"You heard her Malfoy, leave her alone before I use my superior fighting skills to kick your ass!"
"Er…right." Draco stood up and edged around Stellar who twisted her head alllll the way around to watch him walk.
"What the…?" Hermione asked.
"Oh, that's just one of my superpowers." Stellar said, putting her head back the way it was supposed to be.
"One of?"
"Yeah, I'm a shape shifter as well as a sand witch."
"A sandwich?" Draco asked.
"Yeah, that's right." Stellar answered. "I can also raise the dead."
"Wow!" Hermione said brightly.
"Yeah, my youngest one went off to college just last year. I hope I raised him right."
"What?" Draco asked.
"It was a joke." She explained.
"Oh!" He then burst out laughing and also passed out.
"Fools." Rage muttered. "They need more DARKNESS in their lives."
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
"Eweickmoophaba!" Said Captain Hook.
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
Ron woke up just in time to see an enormous tub of ice cream fall from the ceiling into the compartment. It landed on Kenny. Blood squirted out from under it, and several mice ran towards the bucket.
"Oh my GOD!" Ron screamed.
"THEY KILLED KENNY!" Ginny screamed.
"You-" Hermione was cut off by a blinding flash of light. When they could all see again, there was a message written on the window in BLOOD.
A/N: Actually, it was just lipstick. They're dumb, sorry, not my fault.
The message read: PG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"OH MY GOD IT MUST BE ANOTHER PART OF THE PROPHECY!!!!!!!" Stellar screamed. "PGPGPGPGPGPGPG!!"
"Speaking of which, are you ready to have sex with Harry yet? He's still passed out, so he can't exactly resist." Hermione told her.
"NO NO I'M AWAKE!" Harry yelled.
"Damn." Hermione muttered. "So close. If only they'd read Hogwarts, A History, they'd understand the great importance of this mission."
"Why does Harry get all the good missions?" Ron grumbled.
Just THEN…the compartment door opened.
A/N: Yes, I know this chapter was short. But as soon as this goes up, I write the next one. I don't want to bring in the new…yeah, in this chapter. Check for the new chapter SOON! Thanks to everyone who has reviewed, even the flamer. That made me laugh, I was proud to receive a flame. Even if you were too cowardly to leave a name. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot…Who (or what) is entering the compartment now? Why is there a giant tub of ice cream sitting on the floor? Why the hell was Kenny there? (Um…on the last one, I couldn't resist!) Will Draco ever wake up? (If I remember that he's passed out, sure.) Why Captain Hook? (It was the darkest thing Rage could come up with – Hook is a villain after all.) Am I done yet? (yes!)
Gregory William was seriously trying to open the compartment door. Stellar rushed over and slid the door open. Gregory William sat back and barked once. In walked a miniature stag with glasses markings around its eyes.
"Oh, it's just Captain Hook." Stellar said with a wave of her hand.
"Captain Hook?" Everyone asked.
"He's Rage's pet."
Everyone turned and looked at Rage. "Captain Hook?"
"It was the darkest name I could think of." Rage said darkly. "Buzz off already."
"So," Ron said, looking at CH, "Stellar, you have a LARGE BLACK DOG that is VERY SERIOUS, and your brother has a STAG WITH GLASSES MARKINGS AROUND THE EYES! WOW!"
"What's with all the caps?" Kenny asked.
"Shut up, Kenny." Everyone said.
Just then, Dumbledore strummed his ukulele. Everyone jumped with surprise.
"Oh, that's just headmaster Dumbledore strumming his ukulele." Stellar said. Harry and Ron were once again amazed by her clever sense of humor. They laughed hysterically until they both passed out.
"Thank you JESUS!" Ginny said happily when they were both lying motionless on the floor. "I was really getting sick of them, especially Ron, fawning over Stellar. I mean, if he is going to be a father he needs to stop flirting."
"That's right." Draco agreed, going to sit by her.
"Draco, leave me alone." Ginny said.
"But-" His protest was cut off by a warning growl from Stellar who was crouched in what looked like a painful position.
"You heard her Malfoy, leave her alone before I use my superior fighting skills to kick your ass!"
"Er…right." Draco stood up and edged around Stellar who twisted her head alllll the way around to watch him walk.
"What the…?" Hermione asked.
"Oh, that's just one of my superpowers." Stellar said, putting her head back the way it was supposed to be.
"One of?"
"Yeah, I'm a shape shifter as well as a sand witch."
"A sandwich?" Draco asked.
"Yeah, that's right." Stellar answered. "I can also raise the dead."
"Wow!" Hermione said brightly.
"Yeah, my youngest one went off to college just last year. I hope I raised him right."
"What?" Draco asked.
"It was a joke." She explained.
"Oh!" He then burst out laughing and also passed out.
"Fools." Rage muttered. "They need more DARKNESS in their lives."
"Bark!" Said Gregory William.
"Eweickmoophaba!" Said Captain Hook.
Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.
Ron woke up just in time to see an enormous tub of ice cream fall from the ceiling into the compartment. It landed on Kenny. Blood squirted out from under it, and several mice ran towards the bucket.
"Oh my GOD!" Ron screamed.
"THEY KILLED KENNY!" Ginny screamed.
"You-" Hermione was cut off by a blinding flash of light. When they could all see again, there was a message written on the window in BLOOD.
A/N: Actually, it was just lipstick. They're dumb, sorry, not my fault.
The message read: PG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"OH MY GOD IT MUST BE ANOTHER PART OF THE PROPHECY!!!!!!!" Stellar screamed. "PGPGPGPGPGPGPG!!"
"Speaking of which, are you ready to have sex with Harry yet? He's still passed out, so he can't exactly resist." Hermione told her.
"NO NO I'M AWAKE!" Harry yelled.
"Damn." Hermione muttered. "So close. If only they'd read Hogwarts, A History, they'd understand the great importance of this mission."
"Why does Harry get all the good missions?" Ron grumbled.
Just THEN…the compartment door opened.
A/N: Yes, I know this chapter was short. But as soon as this goes up, I write the next one. I don't want to bring in the new…yeah, in this chapter. Check for the new chapter SOON! Thanks to everyone who has reviewed, even the flamer. That made me laugh, I was proud to receive a flame. Even if you were too cowardly to leave a name. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot…Who (or what) is entering the compartment now? Why is there a giant tub of ice cream sitting on the floor? Why the hell was Kenny there? (Um…on the last one, I couldn't resist!) Will Draco ever wake up? (If I remember that he's passed out, sure.) Why Captain Hook? (It was the darkest thing Rage could come up with – Hook is a villain after all.) Am I done yet? (yes!)
