A/N: See, I'm keeping my word. Because I was gone so long, you get two chapters in one day. Or, if ffn screws up (and they are so good at it) two chapters in two days. Anyway, here we go…for the eighth time…



She was beautiful. Simply stunning. She had pale, flawless skin and blood red lips. Her hair was jet black and perfectly straight. It fell down her back like an ebony waterful, not a strand out of place. Her eyes were also dark, and they somehow managed to capture you in them. She was tall and thin, but she still had curves. Her robes were dark silver with royal purple linings, and their cut flattered her tall frame. She stood motionless in the doorway for a moment, then stepped forward. She walked with confidence, like a queen in her own palace.

"Who are you?" Stellar asked.

"I am Celine Snape."

"Snape?" Draco asked, sitting up. (See, I did remember him!)

"Yes. The potions teacher is my father, but I don't like him. My mother was a muggle-born Gryffindor though…I don't know anything about her other then that her name was Lily and she was head-girl."

"Oh…why haven't we met you before? You don't look like a first year…"

"I'm transferring here. I was being sent to school in America before this."

"Oh, I understand." Ron said.

"Well, I'm from America too. I'm going to Hogwarts now because I'm the heir of Gryffindor and it is safer." Stellar said.

"You're the heir of Gryffindor?" Harry asked.

"Yes, I didn't tell you before because the prophecy prevented it."

"Then how come you told her now?"

"I don't know…" Stellar's voice trailed off.

"I have the power to make anyone tell the truth if I see fit." Celine's lips curved into a smile.

"Well, I'm the heir of Gryffindor." Stellar said, a whine creeping into her beautiful voice.

"And I am the heir of Merlin." Celine told her.

"Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!" Harry said loudly. "Is there anything I can be the heir of anymore?"

"Hufflepuff." Draco told him solemnly.

"No, they're stupid!" Harry yelled.

"Hey!" Ginny smacked him. "I'm in love with a Hufflepuff!"

"You are?" Everyone asked.

"Yes. Justin."

"The one in our year?" Ron asked.

"Yes. We've secretly been sleeping together for years, but he always uses a condom!" Ginny put her nose in the air.

"Bark!" Said Gregory William.

Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.

"Eweickmoophaba!" Captain Hook said loudly, feeling ignored.

"Well I can change into any animal that I want to!" Stellar said loudly.

"Well I can change into any human or tree or paperclip that I want to!" Celine responded.

"Paperclip?" Harry asked.

"Hey, Merlin was a crazy guy." This time, Hermione joined in the uproarious laughter that followed Celine's witty remark. No one passed out, however. They couldn't pass out because that would mean taking their eyes off of Celine.

"Hey…" Hermione said to Stellar, "you want to be better then her, right?"

"Yes…" Stellar said.

"Well, if you sleep with Harry Potter, that's something she can't do! And even if she does, you did it first!"

"Ok!" Stellar cried happily. "Oh HARRRYYYYYYYYYYYY…"

Hermione sat back smugly as Stellar began to chase the screaming Harry around the compartment.

"Bark." Said Gregory William, unconcerned.

Dumbledore strummed his ukulele.

"Eweickmoophaba!" Said Prongs. It sounded as though he was cheering Stellar on, almost…

"What a bloody mess. And I haven't talked for almost the whole chapter! Life is unfair." Rage muttered darkly.

"Now now, don't be jealous," Ginny said, stepping around the tub of ice cram and sitting down next to him. His sexy body, dark eyes, and bad- boy vocabulary immediately seduced her. He was immediately entranced by her innocence, and her curves and beauty which had SUDDENLY appeared. (Dumbledore was at this point whistling innocently, the old pervert. I'm sorry. Kaylin made me do it.)

Celine stood back and watched with a patience that could only come of years of rigorous training.

"Wow, you're so patient and calm…you must have undergone rigorous training as a child and young teenager." Ron noticed.

"Yes, I was trained by Lucius Malfoy to be a killing machine. I know all about the dark arts." She said seriously, attracting the attention of Gregory William.

"Wow, that dog really likes serious conversations. He's a very serious dog."

"I noticed. Seriously." Celine responded.

"Eweickmoophaba! Eweickmoophaba!" Prongs – I mean, Captain Hook yelled. He was REALLY feeling attention-deprived. And unloved.

"Wow, look at the GLASSES MARKINGS around his eyes! AMAZING!" Celine said.

"HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPSOMEBODYSAVEME!!!!!!!" Harry screamed, running by once again, Stellar following him closely. Celine suddenly reached out and grabbed him by the sleeve. She pulled him close to her, looked deeply into his eyes, and…

A/N: Well? Is she going to kiss him? You think so? You obviously don't know this story very well then yet. Will Stellar catch him? Will two Mary Sues affect the story? Will they kill each other? Will Captain Hook get the attention he desires? Why is that bleeping tub of ice cream still there? Is Kenny's blood going to stain the carpet? Did Draco die? Stay tuned…