New! From Chiko Star! Don't Look At Me Mewtwo *Crystal Music Plays* Host-Don't Look At Me Mewtwo! Now you may remember Don't Touch Me Pikachu! From an earlier commercial, but Mewtwo has it all! He can talk, move, and even throw you against a wall using his psychic powers! Let's see a demonstration shall we?

Step One-Turn Mewtwo's switch to the ON position. *turns the switch to the ON position*

Step Two-Stare directly into Mewtwo's eyes. *stares at Mewtwo*

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?

Step Three Through Eight-Laugh at Mewtwo and keep staring at him. *laughs and keep staring*

LEAVE ME AND MY INSECURE SELF ALONE! GO AWAY! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY! MOMMY! IT'S LOOKING AT ME! STOP IT! ALRIGHT, NO MORE MISTER NICE MEWTWO. LEAVE ME ALONE! *sends the host into a wall*

Step Nine-Make Sure Your Family as Life Insurance........

Announcer Guy-Don't Look At Me Mewtwo! The next toy in the insecure Pokémon series! Get One For Your Child! Warning! Do Not Combine With Don't Touch Me Pikachu. The Results Could Be Explosive.