Right, Katameran's downstairs, so I'm taking over momentarily.In this chapter, many things will happen. Unless they don't. We will finally find out more about the prophecy. Unless we don't. Uh oh, Katameran's coming back! See ya! - Katameran's friend

That word 'friend' should be changed to 'fiend', honestly. Where were we? Oh yeah, Celine was looking deeply into Harry's eyes in the train compartment that has a dead body, lots of other bodies, a dog, a miniature stag, and a giant ice cream container, and she was about to do SOMETHING.

"AARRRRHGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!" Harry yelled, jumping away from her. He struggled around, trying to fix his wedgie as Celine laughed maliciously. "Harry!" Stellar squealed, throwing her arms around him. "GET AWAY FROM ME!" Harry positively bellowed, thrashing his arms wildly, knocking everyone around him onto the ground. "You -" "HermionethisisPG!" Everyone hissed at the enraged Hermione sitting on the floor. "SHUT THE F____ UP ALL OF YOU! I DON'T REALLY GIVE A D___ ABOUT THE RATING! SO WHAT IF THAT F__K___ AUTHOR GETS INTO TROUBLE! SHE'S STUPID ANYWAY!" Silence fell over the car as everyone gasped and stared in fright, waiting for the inevitable explosion of anger. But then.nothing happened. The author was talking on the phone. About Gatorade. Instead of paying attention to the writing. Which might be why this chapter sucks. "STOP MAKING SH____ EXCUSES!" Hermione screamed at the ceiling. "WE'VE ALL BEEN THROWN INTO THIS FU__IN_ HELLHOLE WHILE YOU TALK ABOUT GATORADE! WHERE DID THE PURPOSE OF LIFE GO? WILL WE EVER MAKE IT OUT OF THIS TRAIN? DID DRACO DIE?" "Hermione, shut up already because no one cares." Rage said darkly from where he sat subtly caressing Ginny. "I do believe you speak an untruth, for Hermione is cared for by at least one. That one is I. I care for Hermione." A deep voice said from the shadowy corner of the tiny sunlit train compartment. "Who - who are you?" Stellar asked, seduced by the mysterious, sexy voice. "Who am I? Most of the individuals in this car know me, but I do suppose that you, Miss Evans, would not, as you are new to the school." "We know you?" Draco asked suspiciously. "Yes." "Then who are you, you who cares so deeply?" Hermione asked breathlessly. "I am afraid, most precious one, that for now my identity must be kept secret, as we would be destroyed if we were to be found together. So I bid you adieu as I take my leave in silence." "No, wait, don't go!" Hermione cried out as her heart broke. "Oh for the love of-" Celine spoke with disgust and stamped her foot. "Dad! Come out from there!" "Oh, be quiet. I was having fun being not disgusting for once in my adult life." Professor Snape complained, stepping out from the shadows. "EW!" Stellar screamed. "BARK!" giggled Gregory William. "Gross!" cried Ron. "How awful!" yelled Harry. "Eweickmoophaba!" Stated Captain Hook Potter. "All of you shut up or I'll have you expelled." Snape growled. "Yes, that's right, all of you shut up or I'll let you fail all of your classes!" Hermione said suddenly, face flushed with emotion. "Hermione - what are you saying?" Draco asked from where he wasn't dead. "I - I'm saying that I love him. Yes. I love him. Severus Snape, I love you! I always have!" "But what about me?" Harry cried. "What?" Hermione asked. "I wasn't in love with you!" "Oh.wait.who were you in love with last?" Harry asked. "I don't remember - but it doesn't matter! I only see one!" "Hermione, that's disgusting!" Harry yelled. "Stellar, weren't you trying to screw Harry?" Hermione asked in annoyance. "oh - oh yeah! HARRY!" Stellar yelled, jumping to run after Harry. Just then the tub of ice cream exploded and Kenny's blood was hidden by mounds of cookies 'n cream. "Dinner!" Colin yelled as he happily began to eat the ice cream. "Collin! You don't know where that's been!" Hermione said crossly. "Shut up, you're not my mother!" Colin said rudely. "Yes I am!" Hermione shot back. "What?" Colin said, confused. "I don't know, The Golden Monkey is telling me to say all of these things! And it's telling me that I don't love Severus!" "GOOD!" Everyone shouted in unison. "Wait.the golden monkey died." Stellar said, fear showing in the whites of her eyes. "Wow, Stellar, your eyes are really amazing." Harry said. "Yes, they are." Stellar said. Harry stared deeply into her eye for a moment before breaking his gaze off and looking up at Hermione. "Hermione, what do you mean about the Golden Monkey?" But before Hermione could answer.

A/N: Yes, the story has returned! I bet you're proud. Sorry that it's now weirder then ever.but hey, that could be a good thing, right? I hope that some of my old reviewers are still around.hasta luego all, for now I must sleep. Katameran