Again…it take me 4ever to write another chapter…GOD!!!

*That morning*

Misty awoke to the sun blissfully shining in her eyes. She quietly yawned and stretched her arms out, letting the blanket slowly fall off her arms. She got out of bed and walked over to the bathroom. She reached for her brush and started to comb her hair…

*Outside*

Ash continued to snore like a fog horn. So loud in fact, that he had disrupted a Kangaskhan's mating dance… A female Kangaskhan started to hop over to Ash and rub his leg…

Then the door to the hotel flew open, and Misty walked out.

"Hey, there's Ash. I wonder if he's still alive after that jump into the void…"

Misty walked over to Ash and seen a Kangaskhan sniffing Ash's crouch.

"Ewwww……that's more perverted than Brock with…with…um…well, more perverted than Brock anyway…"

Misty then pulled a paper fan from judo-space, (otherwise known as 'behind her back') and slapped the pervert into the bushes.

"OWWWWWWWW!!! MISTY!!!" Ash screamed loud enough to waken a Snorlax. "Why'd ya hit me for?"

"Don't think I didn't see you having sexual pleasure with that Pokèmon!!!"

"Jesus! I would never ever do something like that!" Ash was hoping that Misty wouldn't flip her lid like last night…

Just then, the same Pokèmon waltzed over and started to sniff Ash's crotch again…

"Hmmm…this must be what it looked like when Bill and Monica did this same thing…only with pants down and IT whipped out…"

"Misty! Get this thing away from me!"

"No, Ash, you do it yourself. After all…I have to do stuff all the time."

"Besides bitch about your bike, what else have you actually done?"

"………."