Title: Ode to the Fellowship Part two
Rating: G
Subject: Humor
Summary: This is Wockly's Ode's to the rest of the fellowship. Enjoy!!
Disclaimer: We don't own 'em. He does ::points to JRR Tolkien::
"Ode to Pippin"
P- is for the way I pine over you because I love you so much!
I- is for Isildur's heir, which you are not.
P- is for potatoes, that you love to steal from Farmer Maggots crops so much.
P- is for playful…just because the orc was smiling at you does not mean it wants to play jump rope.
I- is for intelligence…let's not touch that subject.
N- is for nuisance, just because Gandalf thought you were one doesn't mean I do!
"Ode to Merry"
M- is for mischief, that you cause, a lot.
E- is for enthusiastic…you on sugar pills?
R- is for royalty, which you are not, cause you are not Isildur's heir.
R- is for running from the Uruk-hai…boy you didn't run fast enough. Sure you can run from farmer maggot but you cant run from them can you?! You needa be put on Richard Simmons.
Y- is for yearn, I bet you didn't think you would miss your carrot that much did you?
"Ode to Gandalf"
G-is for the grey clothes you always wear.
A- is for aggravating the Balrog, which you do.
N- is for not being Isildur's heir..you lucky man you!
D- is for dropping into shadow, which you do.
A- is for agony, I bet it really hurt when you hit the bottom of the big big crevice.
L- is for living a long time, which you have and are doing.
F- is for friend to the Hobbits, ah, that you are.
"Ode to Aragorn"
A- is for Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to Isildur, that you are.
R- is for Ring that you should want to claim, yet don't. Good boy!
A- is for apple, that you throw at Pippin's head. How dare you!
G- is for Gondor, where you are not from…but Boromir is, but..uh…he dead.
O- is for outhouse…dude that's the whole forest for you.
R- is for royalty, which you are.
N- is for Necklace…you know, that thing Arwen gave you? You didn't loose it did you? DID YOU?!
"Ode to Bill the Pony"
B- is for the brown color of your fur
I- is for Isildur's heir…which you are not cause, you're a pony ::patpat:: you can laugh behind Aragorn's back all you want!
L- is for love, everybody loves you bill!!!
L- is for wait…didn't we just do this?
T- is for trustworthy, nobody made you stay there while the big huge monster came out of the lake!
H- is for heavy…no offence
E- is for elope…did you live happily every after?
P- is for patient, you didn't complain when the big monster was attacking you…you did escape…right? RIGHT?!
O- is for outside…where they left you! You will return to haunt them!!!
N- is for nice, your such a nice pony, a noble steed.
Y- is for Yrch…you know, that elven word that Legolas is always saying, means orc, sounds like yuck.
Rating: G
Subject: Humor
Summary: This is Wockly's Ode's to the rest of the fellowship. Enjoy!!
Disclaimer: We don't own 'em. He does ::points to JRR Tolkien::
"Ode to Pippin"
P- is for the way I pine over you because I love you so much!
I- is for Isildur's heir, which you are not.
P- is for potatoes, that you love to steal from Farmer Maggots crops so much.
P- is for playful…just because the orc was smiling at you does not mean it wants to play jump rope.
I- is for intelligence…let's not touch that subject.
N- is for nuisance, just because Gandalf thought you were one doesn't mean I do!
"Ode to Merry"
M- is for mischief, that you cause, a lot.
E- is for enthusiastic…you on sugar pills?
R- is for royalty, which you are not, cause you are not Isildur's heir.
R- is for running from the Uruk-hai…boy you didn't run fast enough. Sure you can run from farmer maggot but you cant run from them can you?! You needa be put on Richard Simmons.
Y- is for yearn, I bet you didn't think you would miss your carrot that much did you?
"Ode to Gandalf"
G-is for the grey clothes you always wear.
A- is for aggravating the Balrog, which you do.
N- is for not being Isildur's heir..you lucky man you!
D- is for dropping into shadow, which you do.
A- is for agony, I bet it really hurt when you hit the bottom of the big big crevice.
L- is for living a long time, which you have and are doing.
F- is for friend to the Hobbits, ah, that you are.
"Ode to Aragorn"
A- is for Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to Isildur, that you are.
R- is for Ring that you should want to claim, yet don't. Good boy!
A- is for apple, that you throw at Pippin's head. How dare you!
G- is for Gondor, where you are not from…but Boromir is, but..uh…he dead.
O- is for outhouse…dude that's the whole forest for you.
R- is for royalty, which you are.
N- is for Necklace…you know, that thing Arwen gave you? You didn't loose it did you? DID YOU?!
"Ode to Bill the Pony"
B- is for the brown color of your fur
I- is for Isildur's heir…which you are not cause, you're a pony ::patpat:: you can laugh behind Aragorn's back all you want!
L- is for love, everybody loves you bill!!!
L- is for wait…didn't we just do this?
T- is for trustworthy, nobody made you stay there while the big huge monster came out of the lake!
H- is for heavy…no offence
E- is for elope…did you live happily every after?
P- is for patient, you didn't complain when the big monster was attacking you…you did escape…right? RIGHT?!
O- is for outside…where they left you! You will return to haunt them!!!
N- is for nice, your such a nice pony, a noble steed.
Y- is for Yrch…you know, that elven word that Legolas is always saying, means orc, sounds like yuck.
