Kiss And Makeup
Ranma and Ryoga stood facing each other . This was their fiercest competition yet. Neither wanted the other to win, and neither would allow himself to loose. The Judge announced over the speaker,
"The rules are very simple, you may, attack your opponent with various items. The winner will be the first one to steal a kiss"
Ryoga made the first move, lunging with passion at Ranma .
Ranma quickly jumped out of the way "Geez, what kind of a pervert are you Ryoga?" The pigtailed boy growled.
"The kind that wants to win this competion" Ryoga snapped back, putting on some lipstick.
"Your mine !!!!!" He swung his arms open wide. "AAARRGHHH!!!!!" he cried as he was stabbed in the eye with a cherry popsicle. "Damn you Ranma"
Ryoga reached into his satchel "Argghhh... cheap lipstick fatal attack!!!" He began to toss dozens of very tacky cosmetics at Ranma .
"Ha you gotta do better than that!!" Ranma laughed dodging the missiles. he pulled off his gi to reveal some very sexy underwear. "Come on Ryoga, when it comes to sexy, I can beat you any day of the week" he smiled sucking on the popsicle.
"Arrghhhh ...R...Ranma I'll I'll .."
You'll what?...Face it Ryoga you don't have anymore attacks"
Ryoga blinked a few times, a frown spreading over his face. "Arrgghh....screw it" he grumbled, ripping off his underwear and shoving it over Ranma's head. He pulled the drawstring tight till he had smothered his pig tailed foe to death. Then he kissed Ranma to win the contest........and got a fist in the face.
The end :)
