The doctor was feeling fine, when all of a sudden, that little q*hole b'lanna decided to upgrade his windows to windows '99. That was not a wise idea. He went berserk and built a shrine to qwertanium mongeese, and used b'lanna's severed head on a stick as the centrepiece. Because of the oddities of the klingon nevous system, somehow the body remained alive and went on to kill half the crew in their sleep before being ground up by neelix into a mystery meal. meanwhile the doctor disembowelled and ate evry crew man;'s body. alone on the dark, black ship, surrounded by bodies, he forged a ring of power and went off to massacre and conquer another franchise.
