What the…?

By saiyagal

A/N: Well, as the title says, this is one crackpot story. Gohan has a long- lost sister who also happens to be Vegeta's younger sister, yet another Kai who's married to the Supreme Kai, and some very strange villains who are only villains because they don't like the heros. Let's just say I'm bored.

Disclaimer: Okay, I really wish this weren't true but…I don't own DBZ. Oh well…

Ch 1: Who are you?

Gohan sat with his eyes closed under a tree near the lake. He seemed oblivious to everything, but actually was quite aware of any given thing going on anywhere on the planet. He could have told you what Bulma was watching, or that she was watching TV. He could have told you what a certain HUGE liar was doing (training at his dojo). But that wasn't what his attention was focased on at that moment – he was sensing something out in space.

He could feel it coming closer, and every moment meant one more moment to battle. But one thing rather confused him: The approaching entity was incredibly powerful, AND it was a saiyan.

With one final sigh, Gohan's eyes snapped open and he stood up. He sent his mind as far as it would go, and called, PICCOLO!

Instantly the familiar mental tone of his Nameck mentor filled his mind. What is it, Gohan?

I sense something coming to Earth, and it's not good. Do you?

Yes.

What do you think we should do?

I'm not sure. You can contact your father, right?

Yeah.

Do it. Make sure he knows what's coming…

Even I'm not that good…

…and see what he says about it.

Sure, Piccolo.

And Gohan?

Yeah?

Good luck. Piccolo's mental tone left his mind. Gohan smiled and once again sought out a person's energy. Yo Dad! You out there?

Huh?

Have you-? Wait no, stupid question. Well, what do you think we should do?

Hm, how about get everyone together at Capsule Corp. and we'll take it from there?

No objections here, though Vegeta may complain about his "rigorous training schedule being interrupted by a bunch of third-class bakas".

Goku laughed. The prince will be dissapointed. See you there, son.

Yeah, later Dad.

Goku's mental tone left his mind, and Gohan began flying back to Capsule Corp.

"The thing is…I don't see how it's possible, but…" Gohan faltered in his report to the others. He took a deep breath and locked eyes with Vegeta. "I think it's a saiyan, and a really strong one at that."

Yamcha burst first. "That can't be right!"

"Yeah, didn't the saiyan home world get destroyed by Frieza?" added Krillin.

Vegeta nodded once. "I agree with Kakarot's brat. It seems highly unlikely, but the energy is saiyan."

Goku also nodded. "Anyone have any ideas about how a saiyan could still be left, other then us?"

Gohan looked at his feet, then up at the others. "I…think I know. It's got to be one of two things."

His father gestured for him to continue. All eyes on him, he said, "Either this is another saiyan who managed to escape from the explosion and is now searching for others, or…"

"Or what, brat?!" Vegeta snapped. Everyone glanced at him, surprised. The answer seemed to matter to him a lot.

"Or…" Gohan sighed and finished quickly. "Or this guy is from the saiyan home world."

"That, too, is impossible," Yamcha said angrilly.

Gohan shook his head. "No, it isn't. Dende, do you know how many sets of Dragonballs there are?"

Dende nodded. "Three, at least. The Earth Dragonballs, the Nameck Dragonballs, and the Blackstar Dragonballs."

Gohan nodded and continued. "Well, what if one saiyan – other then us – escaped the explosion, found one of the three sets, and used them to wish back Vegetsai?"

The Z Warriors seemed to be thinking about it. "It's possible," Piccolo muttered. "But who, and why?"

"That is the question," Goku replied, then came to a decision. "We'll let the saiyan land and then ask him." He paused, then grinned. "And let's hope he isn't any stronger then us."

End of the chapter!!!

A/N: Okay okay, I know this is a bit out of character for a few of them, but hey, this is my story so I claim…poetic lisence! OR just ignorance. Alright, before you ask, Gohan is using abilites he never learned but again, for the purposes of this story, Gohan is and always will be the strongest warrior in the universe (dead or alive) so he's stronger then he is in the show. This is about 2, 3 years after Cell, and since Cell never killed Goku in his self-destruction, Goku is still alive. Any more questions? Then leave them in your review.

- saiyagal