Jubilee could hardly see through her tears, as her hand came up as if by some unseen force, and she threw the pie as hard as she could at Bobby, whose eyes widened and ducked. The pie ended up splattering Rogue square in the face.

"Ugh," Rogue gasped, wiping cream from her face. "Your dead Bobby!"

"Why does everyone want to kill me!" Bobby asked defensively,

"You lying, cheating pig!" Jubilee repeated, her voice full of anger and hurt. "You feed me all this crap about loving me and then you go out with Rogue!" She grabbed an apple pie from the dessert table, and threw it.

As Bobby ducked again, Rogue blocked it furiously. "Well maybe if you KNEW which guy you wanted you wouldn't be so PISSED!"

Jubilee blinked indignantly. "What's that-," Jubilee began, but was quickly silenced by the chocolate mousse cake Rogue smashed into her face. "Oh!"

"This is for trying to put the moves on MY girlfriend!" Lance yelled, and launched a cream pie straight at Bobby. It was too late for Bobby to duck and it landed on his new suit with a sickening squishing sound.

"Oh yeah, well you KNEW I liked Jubilee, and you still went out with her!" Bobby said furiously, retaliating by grabbing a handful of cake from a nearby woman's plate and stuffing it down Lance's shirt.

"I did it for Rogue! Not that she cared," Lance said disgustedly, gesturing to Rogue's ripped dress.

"I did care, Lance-," Rogue began to protest.

"I don't want to hear it," Lance said bitterly, and sloshed Rogue with a glass brimming with ice water.

"Oh, well you can see how I might have been CONFUSED about your feelings for me, the way you were talking about Jubilee!" Rogue shouted back, grabbing wildly at the desert cart for something to throw.

"I didn't-," Lance began to yell.

"Oh SHUT UP both of you! Rogue, you set this miserable date up!" Jubilee yelled. "Eat cake!"

The cake missed Rogue's face and landed on the dress of an elderly woman sitting nearby.

"Oh no," Bobby groaned, as the woman stood up spitting insults.

"Nice one, Jubilee," Lance said disgustedly.

"Oh, put a sock in it Alvers," Jubilee snarled back, wiping cream from her arms. "By the way the Godfather sucks!"

Lance and Rogue looked at each other, and turned on her angrily. "No it doesn't!"

They were momentarily silenced, by the sight of a plate of crème brulée flying through the air. Bobby turned and saw that it was thrown by the elderly woman who had been a victim of Jubilee's pie throwing. He ducked just in time and watched in horror as the rich dessert was soon plastered all over a gentleman.

Jubilee turned and gasped at the sight. It happened almost in slow motion, but in seconds, food was flying furiously through the air. People began getting up and hurling their uneaten desserts and entrée's at nearby diners.

"This is awful!" Rogue moaned.

The four friends turned to each other. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" they yelled accusingly at the same time.

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