Daddy's Girl
Disclaimers: I don't own them. So don't hurt me.
Warnings: Uh…slash and humor. I guess.

Told from Harry's daughter's POV who is about 7, 6 years old. So yeah, its going to be a tad big weird.

Wai!! So many reviews. To many to thank each person one by one…Oi… So I thank you all! Group hug peoples! ::huggles:: Oh, and yes Kayla's mommy well appear. Sometime in the story. No, I wont revealed who it is until it comes. Why? I'm just a mean and evil person like that.

Shinigami, kids have a habit of repeating things they heard from people. So it's not really all her fault. Mostly Ron's. Heck, even I do that and I'm 16. Tee,hee. But I have the mind of a 4 year old as people say.

Part 2 – Kayla's Uncle Grumpy

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I did not like this guy at all. Sure, I never like any of the people Daddy dated. But this one, I can't stand! For the first time I actually want to act like the spoiled girl people say I am. I just want to throw a tantrum, kick, scream and tell daddy he can't go to his next date. More like order him.

They're now going out 3 times a week. THREE TIMES!!!! Friday, Saturday and Sunday! A school night! Daddy never goes to date on my school nights! Since he's so hard to get up and get ready for the day. I knew this guy was big trouble. He defiantly had to go.

This time it was Grandpa Bumble who got to watch me. Well more like the whole staff of Hogwarts. Sirius and Remus where on a vacation and it was Aunt 'Mione and Uncle Ron's anniversary. For what I don't know. So Grandpa Bumble volunteered to take me to Hogwarts for the day. I've been here a couple times, it was always so much fun. But I couldn't get over the fact that daddy was going to waste his whole Saturday on a date! In my 6 years of existence, I now finally understood the green-eyed monster.

As always my dogs came with me to Hogwarts. Mostly because they like to eat the furniture at home. Even though they have plenty of food in their dishes. I always double check before I go off to school to make sure they had plenty of food and water. Dogs are weird at times.

"Grandpa Bumble, can I go look around?" I asked. As much as I love him, it gets boring to stay in one room for a while. Remember, I'm 6 and boredom is a death sentence to us all. The old man smiled and nodded. I liked the way his blue eyes have the twinkle look. It reminded me of the song Twinkle, twinkle little star. Which I happen to think is cool, thank you very much.

So I explored. Shae walking by me with Argus on my other side. Brutus walks ahead of us. He always thinks that he's the boss. I think that's because he is. While Darwin stopped every once and a while to sniff one weird thing to another. As I pass by classes I see students sitting in their desk listening to the professor's. Well, sort of. I saw one guy picking his nose in the back of the class. Then he ate it. Ewww……

Then I found myself in the dungeons. People say its creepy, but I think its cool. Then I decided to visit Uncle Grumpy. It makes me wonder why Sirius always started crying when I talk about my Uncle Grumpy. Great-Godfathers are even more weirder than dogs.

My Uncle Grumpy is well, as you guessed it, grumpy. I don't call him by his name cause it scares me. Should I mention this uncle is just plain scary? He had long greasy looking black hair. I asked him why he's hair was greasy looking and if he took a bath once. He didn't take it to well. Daddy had to sit on one of the desk and bury his hand in his arms after I said that. It looked like he was crying but I heard him laughing. Grown ups are also weird. Uncle Grumpy just grumbled and walked away. He's black robes doing that swooshing thing as he walked. I think that's why he always looks scary. His robes seem to be alive when they do that swoosh thing.

I found my Uncle Grumpy's classroom. Though the door was closed. So I couldn't see if he was in class or not. I tried to listen through the door but it was to think. Opening it was impossible for me. You try reaching for that doorknob!

"Darwin, try and push it will you?"

Darwin looks up from what he was sniffing. He's long tail wags while he tongue loops over his mouth. Drool plopped onto the ground. Walking over Darwin scratches the door whining.

"I said push it! Not scratch it!"

With a sigh I try to push it open. Darwin must've lost his patience because he barked and jumped up slightly making the door slam open. Of course I was to busy pushing and didn't noticed till the door flew open. I tumbled onto the floor. Darwin went back down to all fours. For a dog he looked pretty darn proud of himself.

As I sat up I looked and saw a bunch of people staring at me. Though, no Uncle Grumpy. This was not good. Last time I disrupted my uncle's class he nearly poured some potion on Brutus. Standing up I looked and saw all the people in the class where a lot taller than me. Plus they looked older. They all wore black robes but half of the class wore a red and gold patch while the other half wore green and silver.

"Um…has anyone seen my Uncle Grumpy?"

I asked oh so nervously. Heck, I was even digging my foot in the cold stone ground. All lot of the students quickly went from a dead silence to laughing. Looking up, I watched the students laughing. What was so funny? Am I going to end up being this weird when I grow up? That's a scary thought.

"And they say kids are weird." I whispered to Shae's ear. The dog whined and cocked his head.

"What is going on here?"

I jumped at the loud booming voice. So did everyone else. Shae and the others immediately sat down, thinking they where in trouble. Turning around I saw my Uncle Grumpy.

"Ms. McBeth, please explain why all of you aren't finishing your potions? Class is near ending and you all have to test your potions!"

My uncle could and is a very scary man when his students didn't do his work. I could hear one girl stuttering to answer the professor.

"Uncle Grumpy!" I yelled out running towards my uncle. He's dark colored eyes widen with shock as I jumped up towards him. The only reason I didn't fall down back on the floor was because my uncle caught in my shock.

"What are you doing here Ms. Potter?" He growled. It was always Ms. Potter. Never Kayla. Why? I don't know! My uncle is just weird that way. So many weird people in the world.

"Uncle Grumpy!!! Daddy went on a date and he left me here so he could go on his date and, and…."

I trailed off trying to think of the right words to say. What else should I say? Daddy went on a date, left me here at Hogwarts, which I shouldn't be seeing till I turn 11 and get my letter but NO!!!!! I grew up being the daughter of the Boy Who Lived! Whatever that means….

"and…..I'm bored."

A bored 6 year old is a very bad thing. Remember that when you have kids, if you don't already. I look up at my uncle to see that he was glaring at me with that scary glare look. Then he looks up at his class. Everyone was laughing by now. I don't really understand what's so funny, but oh well.

"Class dismissed!" Uncle Grumpy barked out in a scary, yell. Even Argus doesn't bark that scary, and Argus has the scariest bark out of all four of them.

"But, Professor Snape, what about our potions?"

"They shall be continued next class. Now leave!"

Uh oh, I think I'm in trouble. Everyone left leaving me alone in the big scary dungeons. That where very cold by the way. With my very scary uncle, who was in a very scary mood. Those where never a good thing.

"Kayla, what is this about your father's 'date'?"

He called me Kayla! Whoa, ok now I'm scared. Uncle Grumpy walks past me towards his desk. He shuffles papers around his desk. I ran up towards his desk. Standing on my tiptoes I look at all the stuff he has on it. Lots of toys. Plus paper, but lots of fun toys I really, really want to play. I scramble to get on top of his desk. Darwin helped me up by pushing me up with his great big head. Then I stand on top of his desk so I can some what meet eye to eye with my uncle. Took a deep breath and explained it all.

"Daddy went on a date and he's been going out with the same guy for over two weeks. TWO WEEKS! And he's now going out three days a week, including Sunday and now he's going out with him all Saturday afternoon!!!! Did I mention I was bored to?"

After that, I took a breather. That was a mouth full then looked up at my Uncle Grumpy. He just stared at me with that blank expression. Oh please don't tell me he fell asleep with his eyes open! It's kind of scary when people do that.

"First off, you're standing over my 6ths years essays. Covering them with your foot prints."

I look down and saw I was standing on a bunch of parchments.

"Whoops."

Uncle Grumpy picked me up from under the arms and sat me on an empty desk. I wasn't supposed to be sitting in one of these till I go to Hogwarts! Oi…

"Second of all, tell you bloody dogs to stop eating the potions that my stupid students didn't clean up."

I look and saw Darwin, front feet on the tables with his head inside an over turned cauldron, obviously eating whatever was inside. Argus and Shae were also up eating the stuff to. While Brutus ate what was dripping on the floor.

"Whoops."

That's probably all I can say now. Whoops. The innocent answer to all the things kids did wrong.

"Last of all, why worry about your father's date? Isn't it enough that you sent more than half the people your father dated to St. Mungo's."

The ceiling had all of a sudden seemed so fascinating as I stared up at it, twiddling my little thumbs. That's not fair.

"It was THAT much." I stated innocently. Uncle Grumpy snorted. He's the only one who was able to see that it was me who drove at least half of the people daddy dated to the place that has really cool walls. The one thing that was cool about my Uncle Grumpy, he was able to see things that no other people saw. He could tell who's guilty when no one believes that person is. I happen to be the guilty one no one sees. Hey! It was for my daddy's own good!

"Try to at least give Draco Malfoy a chance Kayla. I assure you, I wouldn't have set up your father with one of his old classmates for no reason."

"You're the one who set that bloody git with my daddy!"

Uncle Grumpy glared at me.

"You really shouldn't be picking up words from you Uncle Ron or Sirius. Yes I set them up. Trust my judgment. Besides how do you know who will be the right person for you father? Tell me Kayla, are you just doing this so you wont have to go through the same thing that you went through with your mother?"

Uncle Grumpy started cleaning up his desk while he said that.

"I know what I'm doing! I'll know who the right person for my daddy will be!" I shouted, standing up on top of the desk. Yes, I know I have a bad habit of standing on furniture. I'm working on it.

"Oh really and how will you know?"

"If they pass ALL of my tests!" I said confidently. Uncle Grumpy looked up at me. For a moment I thought I saw the corner of his straight, mouth nearly quirk up in a smile.

"I pray for all the people who have to get past you to get to your father." That was all he said. I nodded while I watch my uncle straighten up everything in the room. He's a neat freak just like Aunt 'Mione.

"Uncle Grumpy."

"What is it now?"

"Can you take me to the park?"

"No."

"Why not!"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because I don't want to."

"But it'll do you a lot of good!"

"Ms. Potter (So now where back to the Ms. Potter thing again huh? I had my hopes up to high until he crashed and burned them.) I have to get ready for my next class."

"But I'm bored and what if I go alone?"

"Take your bloody dogs with you."

"But daddy says I still need a grown up with me to cross the street."

"The park in Hogsmeade for pity sakes!"

"That still involves crossing streets."

"Then don't go."

"But Uncle Grumpy!!!!!"

"How many times have I told you not to call me that?"

"I lost count."

I sit on the desk swinging my legs. I really, want to go to the park. So I jump off and walk over my uncle and tug gently on his robes. He looks down at me with that same glare.

"Please."

Then I pulled in my ultimate weapon. The sad puppy eyes. I feel my eyes start to water and give a little pout. All four of my dogs sat around me whining. The sad puppies are always a bonus plus.

Uncle Grumpy glared at me and then flinch. He cracked.

"Fine! No wonder the people your father dates end up at St. Mungo's." he mutters as he walks away.

Not all of them end up at St. Mungo's! Just maybe a little less that half. Sort of.

End Part 2

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I know, it was kind of pointless but I just want to make you wait longer till I get the part where Kayla meets Draco. Which will be in the next chapter….. So yeah. Plus, I just HAD to add in Uncle Grumpy. That was, a MUST! Yes I know, Snape a tad bit on the OOC side. Why? May you ask. Of course you may ask. Because I'm the goddess and I do what I please. Tee,hee. Ok, me go work on part 3 now. –Angel Kity.

P.S. Love me, help boost up my ego. ^_~