Author's Notes: Hey hey! This chapter is for GIR fans! I read the review
about having more GIR in it, and thought that my fics really didn't have
much of him in them, so I decided to dedicate most of this chap to him! So,
sorry no Dib yet. He WILL be in the next chapter I promise! I'm really
messing around with this fic, and the plot has still yet to be uncovered
0.o Thanks for the reviews, and keep them coming! ^_^
Disclaimer: I have to disclaim a lot here...first of all, I don't own Invader Zim. Second, third, fourth, and so on, I don't own Taco Bell, the Taco Bell Dog, Charlie's Angels, Jackie Chan, Scooby Doo, YMCA, Beetlejuice, or cheese. Wait, I do have some cheese...mmmm...cheese....
Bubblegum Is Evil!
Chapter Two: GIR To the Rescue!
When Zim awoke, the first thing he noticed was that his insides hurt. They hurt bad. That was the LAST time he would ever chew gum again! The second thing he noticed, was that he couldn't move his limbs.
By that time he decided to open his eyes. He looked around, and saw that familiar purple haired girl.
"What is going on here?" He asked her.
She didn't say anything; she was engrossed in her GameSlave.
"Answer me when I talk to you, human filth!" Zim commanded.
"No," Gaz replied.
Zim was boiling over.
"I DEMAND TO KNOW-" Gaz whacked him in the head with her GameSlave, "OW!"
"Shut up, if you haven't noticed, YOUR the one tied to a chair!" She barked, then went back to her game.
Zim looked at himself. He was indeed, tied to a chair.
"Would you please tell me why I'm tied to a chair, and anywhere NEAR you?" Zim asked as polite as he could.
"Dib went to your house and saw you unconscious in your lab, so he brought you back here," Gaz told him.
"And what does he plan to do with me?" Zim asked.
"He went to his little club to tell everyone he had you tied up in the basement. He's bringing the members here to show you off or something," Gaz said, getting tired of Zim's questions.
"And your here to guard me, correct?" Zim said.
"SHUT UP!" Gaz screamed, and started playing her game again.
Zim waited a while. Then a pipe thing came out of his utility pack.
"GIR, get over to the Dib boy's house immediately!" Zim whispered, quite loudly.
"Yes master!" GIR's reply was heard.
The pipe went back in Zim's pack.
~*~*~
GIR jumped up from his spot on the couch, he flew up high in the air, and all Charlie's Angels like, did a somersault and landed on the floor. He zipped around all anime style and over dramatized(is that a word?), then lept into his doggy suit(I like saying 'doggy'! ^_^).
After zipping it up and putting on the head piece, GIR walked out the door.
GIR stopped at a taco stand and ordered a taco. Then GIR went to a strip mall and bought a sombrero.
Wearing his hat and a fake mustache, eating a taco, GIR rang the doorbell to Dib's house.
Gaz answered(wait, didn't this happen in one of my other fics?).
"Are you some kind of cheap version of the taco bell dog?" Gaz asked.
GIR just stood there.
"Well what do you want?" Gaz asked impatiently.
"Wanna see me do impressions??" GIR yelled.
"No, I don't wa-"
"Yo quero taco bell!" GIR said with a Spanish accent.
Gaz and GIR stared at each other.
SLAM!
GIR rang the doorbell again, and Gaz opened the door.
"I see dead people..." GIR announced in a scared, little boy voice, but still obviously GIR.
SLAM!
DING DONG!
Gaz opened the door again.
"WELCOME TO THE...Y-M-C-AY AY!" GIR said, doing the motions.
SLAM!
BZZZZZ!
Gaz opened the door yet again.
"Knock Knock!" GIR chirped.
"Who's there?" Gaz asked.
"Eye,"
"Eye who?"
"Eye...don't know..."
SLAM!
RIIIIIIIIING!
"What??" Gaz yelled.
"Hello, Clarice..."
SLAM!
DOO DEE DOO!
"Was that the doorbell??" Gaz said, opening the door again.
"Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetle-!" GIR exclaimed.
SLAM!
"I got pizza!" GIR yelled.
The door creeped open again.
"Where?" Gaz asked.
"Scooby Dooby DOO!"
SLAM!
DING DING DING!
No one opened the door.
DONG DONG DONG!
Still no one answered.
BZZZMOOOOOO!!
No answer still.
GIR blinked, one eye at a time. Then he walked around back to an open window.
He climbed up and fell through with a crash. GIR got up and noticed he was in the kitchen. He walked by the refrigerator, then backtracked and stood in front of it...
~*~*~
"So, why are you always holding that device?" Zim asked, waiting for GIR.
"I'm getting a soda," Gaz got up with her GameSlave and walked to the kitchen.
She opened up the fridge and stuck her hand in, looking at her GameSlave.
GIR was sitting in there eating a block of cheese. He picked up a soda and handed it to Gaz.
"Thanks," she said without thought, and closed the fridge. She started to walk away, but stopped when she figured out there was a green dog in the refrigerator!
Gaz ran over the fridge and swung open the door angrily. Grabbing GIR, she threw him out the window.
Crashes and chickens clucking echoed as she opened the soda and walked away.
~*~*~
"GIR! What is taking you so long??" Zim asked into a pipe thing.
The clucking chickens were the only response.
"GIR??"
"I'm at Dib's house!" GIR said.
"Well get down here!"
"Down where?"
"HERE!"
"Where is here?"
"Dib's basement!"
"OOOOH!"
The pipe went back into the pack with mooing echoing from it.
Gaz came back down and sat with her soda.
"Your stupid robot was in the fridge!" She said, and sprayed soda all over Zim, who in reaction, screamed his head off.
~*~*~
GIR walked around to another side of the house, where he saw a window down close to the ground. He peeked in and saw Gaz and Zim.
His eyes glowed red under his doggy suit, and he crashed through the window, landing all Jackie Chan like. He dashed over to Zim and picked up the chair, throwing it across the room. Needless to say, it didn't help much, now Zim was tied to a chair that was knocked over. GIR also knocked Gaz off her chair, which was a mistake.
Gaz picked up GIR by the ears, growling at him.
Next Chap: I shouldn't put these up until the plot is unveiled...which will be in the next chapter...well I guess I could say that Dib returns with the Swollen Eyeball club members, and Zim gets desperate...0.o
Disclaimer: I have to disclaim a lot here...first of all, I don't own Invader Zim. Second, third, fourth, and so on, I don't own Taco Bell, the Taco Bell Dog, Charlie's Angels, Jackie Chan, Scooby Doo, YMCA, Beetlejuice, or cheese. Wait, I do have some cheese...mmmm...cheese....
Bubblegum Is Evil!
Chapter Two: GIR To the Rescue!
When Zim awoke, the first thing he noticed was that his insides hurt. They hurt bad. That was the LAST time he would ever chew gum again! The second thing he noticed, was that he couldn't move his limbs.
By that time he decided to open his eyes. He looked around, and saw that familiar purple haired girl.
"What is going on here?" He asked her.
She didn't say anything; she was engrossed in her GameSlave.
"Answer me when I talk to you, human filth!" Zim commanded.
"No," Gaz replied.
Zim was boiling over.
"I DEMAND TO KNOW-" Gaz whacked him in the head with her GameSlave, "OW!"
"Shut up, if you haven't noticed, YOUR the one tied to a chair!" She barked, then went back to her game.
Zim looked at himself. He was indeed, tied to a chair.
"Would you please tell me why I'm tied to a chair, and anywhere NEAR you?" Zim asked as polite as he could.
"Dib went to your house and saw you unconscious in your lab, so he brought you back here," Gaz told him.
"And what does he plan to do with me?" Zim asked.
"He went to his little club to tell everyone he had you tied up in the basement. He's bringing the members here to show you off or something," Gaz said, getting tired of Zim's questions.
"And your here to guard me, correct?" Zim said.
"SHUT UP!" Gaz screamed, and started playing her game again.
Zim waited a while. Then a pipe thing came out of his utility pack.
"GIR, get over to the Dib boy's house immediately!" Zim whispered, quite loudly.
"Yes master!" GIR's reply was heard.
The pipe went back in Zim's pack.
~*~*~
GIR jumped up from his spot on the couch, he flew up high in the air, and all Charlie's Angels like, did a somersault and landed on the floor. He zipped around all anime style and over dramatized(is that a word?), then lept into his doggy suit(I like saying 'doggy'! ^_^).
After zipping it up and putting on the head piece, GIR walked out the door.
GIR stopped at a taco stand and ordered a taco. Then GIR went to a strip mall and bought a sombrero.
Wearing his hat and a fake mustache, eating a taco, GIR rang the doorbell to Dib's house.
Gaz answered(wait, didn't this happen in one of my other fics?).
"Are you some kind of cheap version of the taco bell dog?" Gaz asked.
GIR just stood there.
"Well what do you want?" Gaz asked impatiently.
"Wanna see me do impressions??" GIR yelled.
"No, I don't wa-"
"Yo quero taco bell!" GIR said with a Spanish accent.
Gaz and GIR stared at each other.
SLAM!
GIR rang the doorbell again, and Gaz opened the door.
"I see dead people..." GIR announced in a scared, little boy voice, but still obviously GIR.
SLAM!
DING DONG!
Gaz opened the door again.
"WELCOME TO THE...Y-M-C-AY AY!" GIR said, doing the motions.
SLAM!
BZZZZZ!
Gaz opened the door yet again.
"Knock Knock!" GIR chirped.
"Who's there?" Gaz asked.
"Eye,"
"Eye who?"
"Eye...don't know..."
SLAM!
RIIIIIIIIING!
"What??" Gaz yelled.
"Hello, Clarice..."
SLAM!
DOO DEE DOO!
"Was that the doorbell??" Gaz said, opening the door again.
"Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetle-!" GIR exclaimed.
SLAM!
"I got pizza!" GIR yelled.
The door creeped open again.
"Where?" Gaz asked.
"Scooby Dooby DOO!"
SLAM!
DING DING DING!
No one opened the door.
DONG DONG DONG!
Still no one answered.
BZZZMOOOOOO!!
No answer still.
GIR blinked, one eye at a time. Then he walked around back to an open window.
He climbed up and fell through with a crash. GIR got up and noticed he was in the kitchen. He walked by the refrigerator, then backtracked and stood in front of it...
~*~*~
"So, why are you always holding that device?" Zim asked, waiting for GIR.
"I'm getting a soda," Gaz got up with her GameSlave and walked to the kitchen.
She opened up the fridge and stuck her hand in, looking at her GameSlave.
GIR was sitting in there eating a block of cheese. He picked up a soda and handed it to Gaz.
"Thanks," she said without thought, and closed the fridge. She started to walk away, but stopped when she figured out there was a green dog in the refrigerator!
Gaz ran over the fridge and swung open the door angrily. Grabbing GIR, she threw him out the window.
Crashes and chickens clucking echoed as she opened the soda and walked away.
~*~*~
"GIR! What is taking you so long??" Zim asked into a pipe thing.
The clucking chickens were the only response.
"GIR??"
"I'm at Dib's house!" GIR said.
"Well get down here!"
"Down where?"
"HERE!"
"Where is here?"
"Dib's basement!"
"OOOOH!"
The pipe went back into the pack with mooing echoing from it.
Gaz came back down and sat with her soda.
"Your stupid robot was in the fridge!" She said, and sprayed soda all over Zim, who in reaction, screamed his head off.
~*~*~
GIR walked around to another side of the house, where he saw a window down close to the ground. He peeked in and saw Gaz and Zim.
His eyes glowed red under his doggy suit, and he crashed through the window, landing all Jackie Chan like. He dashed over to Zim and picked up the chair, throwing it across the room. Needless to say, it didn't help much, now Zim was tied to a chair that was knocked over. GIR also knocked Gaz off her chair, which was a mistake.
Gaz picked up GIR by the ears, growling at him.
Next Chap: I shouldn't put these up until the plot is unveiled...which will be in the next chapter...well I guess I could say that Dib returns with the Swollen Eyeball club members, and Zim gets desperate...0.o
