"Ransom for Villains" a.k.a. 'A Stupid Ultra-Mega Crossover Thingumie'
by Emerald Eyes (later known as Meirelle)
The Scoop: The main bad guys from four games get kidnapped (a.k.a.-Magus, Lynx, Sephiroth, Ultimicia) and the good guys realize that their world can't exist/is boring without them so they go on a mission to the real world to rescue them. It's a crossover with Chrono Cross, Final Fantasy 7, Chrono Trigger, and Final Fantasy 8. Sadly, only ff7 and ct/cc made it into the story so far. These were the characters I was planning to have as the "rescue team:" CC: Norris, Glenn, Nikki, Miki, Starky. FF7: Reno, Elena, Vincent, Rufus, Tseng. FF8: Irvine, Selphie, Laguna, Seifer. CT: Ayla, Lucca, Frog. By the way, I own the Big Evil Grin and you will not steal it without my permission.
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Emerald Eyes: (comes into the fanfic dressed in a blue Turks uniform and wild half-blonde, half-orange Cloudish looking hair) Stuff in () is actions and/or emotions, stuff in is thoughts. (Looks around nervously) On with the fic!!!
Emerald Eyes leaves the fanfic.
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Sephiroth is chilling in his house up at the Northern Crater, reading "101 Ways to Destroy the World Using Magic" by Sorceress Ultimicia, when out of the blue a spotlight shines on him.
Sephiroth: (clearing his throat) Emerald Eyes does not own any of the Final Fantasies, Chrono Trigger, or Chrono Cross. Squaresoft owns them all. (blanks out) Squaresoft owns the WORLD! (uses the Big Evil Grin) AND I AM THE PRESIDENT OF SQUARESOFT! Muahahahahaha!!!!!
Jenova: (bashes Sephy over the head) What did I tell you, boy? NO USING THE EVIL LAUGH! It's very impolite!
Sephiroth: (dejectedly) Yes, Mommy.
He leaves the presence of his 'Mommy' and decides to take the Lifestream to Mideel for a much needed vacation (why Mideel? Because the Lifestream doesn't come to the surface in Costa del Sol, that's why!)
Sephiroth: Hey, at least I don't have to spend money on another mode of transportation
He enters the Lifestream and sees a bunch of aquamarine colored glowing liquidy junk and then that fades into a bizarre, jumbled flashback thingumie like one would see when doped up.
On his way to Mideel, he meets up with another traveler of the Lifestream. The unidentified person is dressed in a black cape, the cowl of the hood pulled down so it was not possible to see his face.
Sephiroth: Hello.
Black-Caped Dude: (sounding a little more than slightly stoned) The.. Great....Sephi.roth...is.near.....He's...call.ing...Whoa.!!!
Sephiroth: GREAT Sephiroth? (cocky) Heh, I know I am.
Black-Caped Dude: N. O. E. S. C. A. P. E.
Sephiroth: What the *&%%^$!? HEY!!! What the hell are you using FF6 quotes for!? I thought you were one of those stupid clone- (Sephiroth sees flying chocobos in his vision when someone knocks him unconscious from behind) Oooooooooooo. flying birdies! (passes out)
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Tseng watched as Avalanche waited for Sephiroth to come to the Northern Crater. And he waited..and he waited..and he waited. His fellow Turks had found his bleeding body in the Temple of the Ancients and had used a phoenix down on it (which goes to show that Cloud is stupid when it came to Aeris's death).
He wanted to make sure Sephiroth was gone for good this time. But what was taking the megalomaniac so long?
Suddenly a note fell from the sky and into Tseng's hands. He stared at it curiously for a moment before reading it:
TURK, I HAVE KIDNAPPED THE GREAT GENERAL SEPHIROTH. WITHOUT THE BADGUY THERE IS NO PLOT. HA HA HA. THE OTHER DIMENSION IS UNREACHABLE. LUV YA! SOMEONE
Reno: (from behind Tseng) Hey, what's it say!?
Tseng: Sephiroth's been kidnapped!
Everyone and their Mother: WHAT!?
Elena: (gasp) Oh no!
Rufus: (who had also been revived like Tseng) What are you talking about! This is a good thing!
Tseng: Not really. without Sephiroth there would be no plot, which means..
Reno: (horrified) .which means that we'd all cease to exist!
Tseng: No.. not really. But life would be awfully boring without a villain, baka!
Reno: Oh... so what do we do?
20 minutes later.
Tseng: Here we are: The Portal Place!
Reno, Tseng, Rufus, and Elena are standing in a place with a bunch of portals all around.
Reno: (gulp) I. um. (nervously) . I've been here before. It wasn't a pleasant experience for me.
Elena: (curious) Oh, really? I'd like to hear about it sometime.
Rufus: So which one do we go into?
Tseng shrugged. He obviously has no clue. Now, everyone turns to Reno.
Reno: WHAT???
Tseng: Well, you just said you've been here before! And if it was an unpleasant experience, then it was probably an experience in the OTHER Dimension.
Reno: (sigh) All right. It's that one over there.
He points to a big blue and green swirley one.
Rufus: Well, that does it. Hopefully, we can get Sephiroth and get out of there before anything happens. The place is already starting to freak me out.
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Magus is chilling in the Porre Inn drinking a beer. Norris comes over to his table with a beer of his own and sits down next to the man.
Magus: (startled) ...!? Hey-aren't you from Chrono Chross?
Norris: .. .. .. (takes a sip of his beer)
Magus: Don't try to deny it! You're a three-dimensional character!
Norris: Geez. Can't a guy visit his hometown without being ridiculed?
Magus: (blink) . . .
Norris: Don't you get it!? I'm from Porre, but Porre doesn't exist in Chrono Cross! It only exists here-in the land of 2D. (shivers)
Magus: (muses) Whoa! You learn something everyda--!!!!
A mysterious hooded figure pops up out of nowhere, bops Magus over the head, and disappears with the villain just as quickly in a flash of light.
Norris: (sweatdrop) Um. Magus? Where'd you go?
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And that's all, folks! Reno's experience at the Portal Place refers to another fic of mine, called "The Obsession." Which reminds me, I also have a sequel to that. and it's an Unfinished as well.
The Scoop: The main bad guys from four games get kidnapped (a.k.a.-Magus, Lynx, Sephiroth, Ultimicia) and the good guys realize that their world can't exist/is boring without them so they go on a mission to the real world to rescue them. It's a crossover with Chrono Cross, Final Fantasy 7, Chrono Trigger, and Final Fantasy 8. Sadly, only ff7 and ct/cc made it into the story so far. These were the characters I was planning to have as the "rescue team:" CC: Norris, Glenn, Nikki, Miki, Starky. FF7: Reno, Elena, Vincent, Rufus, Tseng. FF8: Irvine, Selphie, Laguna, Seifer. CT: Ayla, Lucca, Frog. By the way, I own the Big Evil Grin and you will not steal it without my permission.
^_^_^
Emerald Eyes: (comes into the fanfic dressed in a blue Turks uniform and wild half-blonde, half-orange Cloudish looking hair) Stuff in () is actions and/or emotions, stuff in is thoughts. (Looks around nervously) On with the fic!!!
Emerald Eyes leaves the fanfic.
^_^_^
Sephiroth is chilling in his house up at the Northern Crater, reading "101 Ways to Destroy the World Using Magic" by Sorceress Ultimicia, when out of the blue a spotlight shines on him.
Sephiroth: (clearing his throat) Emerald Eyes does not own any of the Final Fantasies, Chrono Trigger, or Chrono Cross. Squaresoft owns them all. (blanks out) Squaresoft owns the WORLD! (uses the Big Evil Grin) AND I AM THE PRESIDENT OF SQUARESOFT! Muahahahahaha!!!!!
Jenova: (bashes Sephy over the head) What did I tell you, boy? NO USING THE EVIL LAUGH! It's very impolite!
Sephiroth: (dejectedly) Yes, Mommy.
He leaves the presence of his 'Mommy' and decides to take the Lifestream to Mideel for a much needed vacation (why Mideel? Because the Lifestream doesn't come to the surface in Costa del Sol, that's why!)
Sephiroth: Hey, at least I don't have to spend money on another mode of transportation
He enters the Lifestream and sees a bunch of aquamarine colored glowing liquidy junk and then that fades into a bizarre, jumbled flashback thingumie like one would see when doped up.
On his way to Mideel, he meets up with another traveler of the Lifestream. The unidentified person is dressed in a black cape, the cowl of the hood pulled down so it was not possible to see his face.
Sephiroth: Hello.
Black-Caped Dude: (sounding a little more than slightly stoned) The.. Great....Sephi.roth...is.near.....He's...call.ing...Whoa.!!!
Sephiroth: GREAT Sephiroth? (cocky) Heh, I know I am.
Black-Caped Dude: N. O. E. S. C. A. P. E.
Sephiroth: What the *&%%^$!? HEY!!! What the hell are you using FF6 quotes for!? I thought you were one of those stupid clone- (Sephiroth sees flying chocobos in his vision when someone knocks him unconscious from behind) Oooooooooooo. flying birdies! (passes out)
^_^_^
Tseng watched as Avalanche waited for Sephiroth to come to the Northern Crater. And he waited..and he waited..and he waited. His fellow Turks had found his bleeding body in the Temple of the Ancients and had used a phoenix down on it (which goes to show that Cloud is stupid when it came to Aeris's death).
He wanted to make sure Sephiroth was gone for good this time. But what was taking the megalomaniac so long?
Suddenly a note fell from the sky and into Tseng's hands. He stared at it curiously for a moment before reading it:
TURK, I HAVE KIDNAPPED THE GREAT GENERAL SEPHIROTH. WITHOUT THE BADGUY THERE IS NO PLOT. HA HA HA. THE OTHER DIMENSION IS UNREACHABLE. LUV YA! SOMEONE
Reno: (from behind Tseng) Hey, what's it say!?
Tseng: Sephiroth's been kidnapped!
Everyone and their Mother: WHAT!?
Elena: (gasp) Oh no!
Rufus: (who had also been revived like Tseng) What are you talking about! This is a good thing!
Tseng: Not really. without Sephiroth there would be no plot, which means..
Reno: (horrified) .which means that we'd all cease to exist!
Tseng: No.. not really. But life would be awfully boring without a villain, baka!
Reno: Oh... so what do we do?
20 minutes later.
Tseng: Here we are: The Portal Place!
Reno, Tseng, Rufus, and Elena are standing in a place with a bunch of portals all around.
Reno: (gulp) I. um. (nervously) . I've been here before. It wasn't a pleasant experience for me.
Elena: (curious) Oh, really? I'd like to hear about it sometime.
Rufus: So which one do we go into?
Tseng shrugged. He obviously has no clue. Now, everyone turns to Reno.
Reno: WHAT???
Tseng: Well, you just said you've been here before! And if it was an unpleasant experience, then it was probably an experience in the OTHER Dimension.
Reno: (sigh) All right. It's that one over there.
He points to a big blue and green swirley one.
Rufus: Well, that does it. Hopefully, we can get Sephiroth and get out of there before anything happens. The place is already starting to freak me out.
^_^_^
Magus is chilling in the Porre Inn drinking a beer. Norris comes over to his table with a beer of his own and sits down next to the man.
Magus: (startled) ...!? Hey-aren't you from Chrono Chross?
Norris: .. .. .. (takes a sip of his beer)
Magus: Don't try to deny it! You're a three-dimensional character!
Norris: Geez. Can't a guy visit his hometown without being ridiculed?
Magus: (blink) . . .
Norris: Don't you get it!? I'm from Porre, but Porre doesn't exist in Chrono Cross! It only exists here-in the land of 2D. (shivers)
Magus: (muses) Whoa! You learn something everyda--!!!!
A mysterious hooded figure pops up out of nowhere, bops Magus over the head, and disappears with the villain just as quickly in a flash of light.
Norris: (sweatdrop) Um. Magus? Where'd you go?
^_^_^
And that's all, folks! Reno's experience at the Portal Place refers to another fic of mine, called "The Obsession." Which reminds me, I also have a sequel to that. and it's an Unfinished as well.
