The Obsession 2

The Scoop: This story is a sequel to one of my fics called "The Obsession." "The Obsession" is majorly messed up, as the ones who've read it would know. I almost didn't post the fic because I was embarrassed by it. Surprisingly enough, though, the people who reviewed thought it was hilarious. It's a popular fic of mine, and when I look back on it, I think "Gee, it wasn't so bad after all!" The sequel, in my opinion, is just as good, and the Moon Buggy joke had me ROFL (I'm being dead serious). But, sad to say, writer's block hit, and the poor fic sat there for over a year without being updated. :::sigh::: Sorry, fans of "The Obsession" fic. I'm sorry I let you down. ;_;

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.It was noon on a warm summer day. Emerald Eyes had a day off of work. She was extremely bored. She was thinking REALLY HARD for plotlines. Thinking gave her a migraine, so she decided to STOP THINKING COMPLETELY! When she did she came up with something like this.

"The Obsession 2" by Emerald Eyes

In a cute little neighborhood in the suburbs of a huge city, there was a cozy little house. The clock on the wall in the living room of this humble abode read 12:13 PM. Two people occupied the room. One of the occupants was a dark and mysterious man named Vincent. After learning that Hojo's experiments on him had been reversed, he cut his hair short again, and proceeded to look like he did when he was a Turk (remember? In Emerald's world, weird things like magic and stuff don't exist). The other was an 18 year old girl with a wild hairdo named Emerald. She was wearing a Turks suit for no apparent reason. Vincent was chilling on the couch (like he usually does) reading book 5 to Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series. Emerald was sitting on the easy chair, staring off towards the direction of the kitchen with contempt.

EMERALD EYES: Eddie, are you DONE yet!?

EDGAR FIGARO: (from the kitchen) Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.

EMERALD: Well, hurry it up! I'm getting hungry!

EDGAR: Awright!!!

VINCENT VALENTINE: Please be quiet. I am reading.

EMERALD: (inquisitive) Huh? Vinny! You ALWAYS read! Are you telling me you want me to be quiet ALL THE TIME?

VINCENT: Exactly.

EMERALD: (angrily) I'm not gonna do that!!! I do that in real life! Why do I have to do that in my fics too???

VINCENT: But I'm quiet. There's nothing wrong with being quiet.

EMERALD: (ignores Vincent) EEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDGAR: O_o I'm coming! I'm coming!

Edgar comes walking out of the kitchen holding a hotdog. He hands it to Emerald. The look on both of their faces could kill.

EDGAR: There. Are you happy?

EMERALD: (smiles ingratiatingly) Yes, I am. Thank you, Eddie.

EDGAR: (grumbles) .you're welcome.

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Meanwhile. at a local McDonald's fast food restaurant.

.one of the guys working the drive-thru window could be heard complaining to himself.

GUY: Stupid job! Stupid people! "Where's my fries?" "Hey! You forgot the extra Coke!" I wish I could just kill them all!!! I've got more dignity than this! I NEVER used to let people push me around. if they did, they'd meet the end of my Masamune!

The guy working the drive-thru took off the baseball cap he had on his head and wiped his brow. Numerous amounts of silver hair that had been under his hat flowed out and down past his shoulders. Yes, my friends, this whining little McDonalds employee just happened to be the "Great" Sephiroth.

THE GREAT GENERAL SEPHIROTH: (realized that his identity was temporarily exposed, and quickly tried to stuff all of his hair back under the hat before anyone saw him) Grrrr. Damn Lifestream! Stupid Planet! (mockingly) "I'm sorry Sephiroth, but you cannot enter the Lifestream just yet. I cannot let you go unpunished for all of the horrible crimes you've committed."

SEPHIROTH: So how am I being punished? Okay, Planet, you send me to this weird place-I have a funny feeling that it might be the OTHER dimension-and you make me work at a stupid fast-food restaurant! I'm powerless here! I don't have my powerful magic, I can't fly, and my eyes don't even glow anymore!!! My eyes! My awesome and totally cool aquamarine mako eyes!!!

A customer drives up to the window and he shuts up, but the glare he gives the person in the car is the same old threatening insane Sephiroth glare.

SEPHIROTH: (with contempt) Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you?

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.Back at Emerald's.

EMERALD: (eats hotdog and turns green) ACK! EDDIE! This tastes horrible!

EDGAR: (meekly) .sorry.

EMERALD: I thought NO ONE would be able to cook as bad as Vinny. but here you are, Eddie, and you're WORSE!

EDGAR: What!? I said I was sorry!

EMERALD: I know. but what are we gonna do now?

VINCENT: Maybe we could all go out for lunch?

EMERALD: (is instantly in a good mood again) Hey! That's a GREAT idea! Come on, everybody! To the Moon Buggy!

All three of them pile into the red buggy with eight wheels that Dio gave Cloud (and Emerald stole from Cloud) and headed off towards the nearest fast food restaurant-which happened to be McDonald's.

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Emerald pulls the unusual-looking buggy into the McDonald's parking lot at 90 miles per hour and pulls up next to the speaker.

VOICE: (sounding bored) Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?

EMERALD: (to speaker) Yeah! Just a minute! (to Vincent and Edgar) Okay, guys. What do you want?

VINCENT: Um. . .

EDGAR: .fries. fries. fries. Fries. Fries. Fries. FRIES! FRIES! FRIES!

VOICE: (annoyed) Come on, Lady! I haven't got all day!

EMERALD: Um. okay.. I'd like a cheeseburger.. (looks at Edgar) A large order of fries-

EDGAR: Supersized!!!

EMERALD: Um. yeah. supersize the fries. And. (looks at Vincent) .and a vanilla milkshake.

VINCENT: ^_^

VOICE: (monotone) Sure, fine, whatever. Pull up to the next window.

Emerald pulls the car around the bend.

EMERALD: Gee, he sure was rude, wasn't he?

The car gets to the next window.

There's a guy with a baseball cap on his head working the window (the Voice, if you haven't figured it out yet).

GUY: (notices the "Moon Buggy") Hey! Isn't that a 1997 Shin-Ra Makou Buggy? I haven't seen one of those in years!

VINCENT: Yeah, it is! Hey. how'd you know?

EDGAR: Huh? This thing has a name? I thought it was just the "Moon Buggy?"

EMERALD: 0_0

GUY: Um. I mean. That's $3.75.

Emerald hands the guy the money and the guy notices her choice of attire.

GUY: Hey! What's up with the blue suit? You're not a Turk, are you? You look a little young to be a Turk.

VINCENT: 0_0

EDGAR: 0_0

EMERALD: 0_0 .no. I'm not a Turk.

GUY: Oh. That's what I thought. You know, that's the first similarity I've seen between this world and mine. It kinda makes me homesick. (sigh) I was thinking that on one of those rare times the Planet isn't watching me, I'd sneak outta here and start a new life here on Earth. You know what I mean, don't you? I was thinking that I could maybe infiltrate one of those top- secret government facilities and launch about 50 nuclear missiles. Do you think that's enough to destroy the planet? I hope so. If not, then I'll just launch some more. After all, the Earth has enough nuclear bombs to destroy itself 10 times over.

VINCENT. something about him sounds REALLY familiar

GUY: But. I just DON'T KNOW! It won't be the same! There'll be no panache to the whole thing. I won't be able to fly and appear out of thin air anymore. and my stupid eyes don't glow anymore! And it's just not the same without Meteor!

EMERALD: (suspicious) What did you say!?!?

GUY: ~_~``` Um. nothing?

Emerald leans out the car window and pulls the hat off of the guy, exposing his silver hair.

VINCENT, EDGAR, EMERALD: SEPHIROTH!?!?

SEPHIROTH: Noooooo! I've been exposed!

EMERALD: -_- Yes you have.

SEPHIROTH: (suspicious) Hey, how'd you guys even know my name? (looks in the back seat and sees Vincent) Dad!? Damn, this SUCKS! How did you get here anyhow?

VINCENT: It's a long and terrible story, Sephiroth.

EDGAR: (looks inquisitively at Vincent) "Dad?" Vince, he's your SON!?

VINCENT: Well. yeah! He's certainly not Hojo's son. How can a guy as good- looking as Sephiroth have a father as ugly as Hojo? Use your head, Edgar! He had to get those good looks from SOMEWHERE. ^______^

Emerald gets the Big Evil Grin on her face and a crazy glint in her eyes.

EDGAR, VINCENT: Uh-oh.

EMERALD: Oh, Seph-ey?

SEPHIROTH: _ Eh?

EMERALD: Can I have my food now?

SEPHIROTH: ~_~` Uh. sure.

He hands Emerald the bag of food.

EMERALD: Oh, Sephy? There's one more thing.

SEPHIROTH: What's that?

EMERALD: THIS!!! (takes out the ray gun she stole from Starky when she took a trip to the world of Chrono Cross to see Norris)

SEPHIROTH: What the *#^$@$#%^%& does that do?

EMERALD: (fires the ray gun and knocks Sephiroth unconscious) Does that answer your question?

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When he awoke it was dark out. He noticed the silhouettes of two people peering covertly out the window. By the voices, he identified one of them as his father, and the other one as. that girl.

At the window:

EMERALD: [amazed] Ooo, damn! I swear to God, he comes home with a different chick every night!

VINCENT: You're telling me! Last night I saw him with two of 'em!

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And that's it! Anyhow. at the ending (when you were so rudely interrupted :) I was planning to make Emerald (er. me) and Vinny spy on Edgar, who just happened to be making out with some hot anime chick. You know Eddie, he's always the womanizer! ~_^