RG's Author's Notes (Brought to you by RG, the person who wrote this): Okay, well, I've already done the disclaimer for this fic, so too bad. Anyway, I have decided to make Yugi the host and some others members of the crew and contestants. I will simply be... well... there, I guess. You know, popping in whenever I'm not wanted and that sort of thing. Well, enjoy! ^_^

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The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show!

Brought to you by Rein aka Gracewolf, problem child extraordinare

*Lots o' applause*

Yugi: *Runs on stage* Thank-you! I'm Yugi, your host for today's show!

*More lots o' applause*

Yugi: Right... Anyway, let me introduce you to our first special guest, Mai!

*Chair swivels around to reveal Mai sitting down, looking at herself in a pocket mirror*

Mai: Huh? Oh, right... *Waves to crowd*

Yugi: Today, Mai will get the chance to go on a great, really expensive mystery date with one of three lucky bachelors!

*Crowd cheers some more*

*Curtain hiding bachelors from the crowd falls back to show Mokuba, Joey, and Bakura (Yami Bakura) tied to their chairs.

Yugi: Okay, Mai, take it away!

Mai: *Nods and looks at cards* Okay, bachelor #1, what's your idea of the perfect date?

Mokuba: Umm... I'd have to say somewhere in late September because it's not too hot and it's not too cold, so you could go to the beach or to the mall or arcade.

Mai: O... kay, then. Bachelor #2, I'll ask you the same question.

Joey: I think the perfect date would be relaxing on the couch with some popcorn and soda while watching a duel monsters or hockey tournament on TV.

Mai: Okay, then. Bachelor #3, if you could travel to anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Bakura: Anywhere but here. Like, say... back to Egypt! *Begins to gnaw on ropes*

RG: *Appears and whacks Bakura on the head really hard*

Bakura: X.X *Is whacked* Ow...

RG: *Disappears*

Mai: My next question is for bachelor #2. What are your four favourite things about your life?

Joey: Let's see... There's sleeping, definitely! There's also hanging with my friends, and... oh ya! Duel monsters and eating!

Mai: Bachelor #1, I'll ask the same question.

Mokuba: That's easy-sugar, ducks, my big brother, and being rich!

Mai: Hmm, I definitely like you. Anyway, bachelor #3, once again, I'll ask you the same question.

Bakura: X.X Wha...? *Still hurting* *Shakes head* I like Gold, jewels, anything expensive, and not getting caught because I have to steal it. Oh, and that was about 5000 years ago. Does it still count?

Mai: *Sighs* I.. guess..

*Buzzer-type noise*

Yugi: Well that's all the questions you can ask today, Mai. So now it's time to choose the bachelor you want to go out with.

Mai: Oh, too easy! I pick... bachelor #1!

Yugi: You've chosen, drum roll please... *Drum roll happens in background* Mokuba Kaiba!

Mai: What?!

Yugi: Have fun on your weeklong cruise, followed by a trip to Money Land, the place where anything is possible if you have cash!

Mai: *Faints*

Mokuba: All right! *Is untied so he can jump a foot off the ground*

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RG's After Story Author's Notes: Sooo what did you think? I know it's kind of bad, but that's because I've never done this kind of thing before. Oh, and don't worry, all the people I claimed not to own in my disclaimer will appear in the fic. ^_^ But, only if I get at least ONE good review so I know that people are actually reading this. And, yes, sadly enough, I do know that it's not very funny. *sniffles* Oh well... I hope you liked it anyway. See ya! ^_^

~ RG