RG's Author's Notes (Brought to you by RG and, of course, Seto Kaiba)

Seto: Help... me...

RG: *Laughs* Isn't he just sooo cute? Anyway, I'd just like to say that this is my last chapter for a little while as I'm going on a short break to actually DO something with my friends.

Seto: Right.. We ALL believe you..

RG: Of course, you do! ^_^ So... I really hope you enjoy this part, too! O.o *Is suddenly frozen and begins to try getting over how many people like it*

Seto: *Sighs and looks at cue card* Please enjoy part 3 of the Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show. And then you can... GET ME AWAY FROM THIS ME-OBSESSED PER.. son... *Is suddenly unconscious thanks to tranquilliser shot*

RG: Now, while he's asleep... *Pulls out bazooka-like machine and points it at Seto* Chibinizer, Away! *Fires and Seto instantly becomes a five-year- old* Aww... kawaii! ^_^

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The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show! -Part 3

Once again, also still brought to you by Rein aka Gracewolf, the writer of fan fiction

*Clapter (I didn't feel like using applause so I improvised with my own word, just like I'll be doing for the rest of this part)*

Yugi: *Get up from chair he was sleeping in and waves, still happy* ^_^ Hello, again, everyone! I'm still Yugi and I'm still your host!

*Clapter and yhistling*

Yugi: Finally, we have a guy as a contestant. Please welcome Yami!

*Huge amounts of Clapter, yhistling, and cheauxplause overflow the stage*

Yami: *Has head duct taped to the back of the chair and his hands/legs bound to the chair* How could you do this to me, Yugi? Not even Ryou's aibou had to put up with his head being taped to the chair.

Yugi: *Shrugs* I know, but, one, you need a date and some time to relax, two, this way you can't get away and, three, there's no way we're taking any chance with you using your shadow powers, so too bad.

Yami: *Sighs* Fine, let's get this over with. -_-U

Yugi: ^_^ Yay! Okay, let's meet our three lovely bachelorettes!

*Curtains that have been re-done so they now pull open, well, pull open, revealing Hitomi (Escaflowne), Bulma (DBZ from before Cell came), and Ruby Moon (CCS)*

*Cheauxplause*

Yami: *Sigh* I.. can.. do this.. *Shudders* Bachelorette #1, where did your favourite vacation take place?

Hitomi: That's easy, Gaea.

Yami: Sure, why not? Not like anything's impossible. Okay, bachelorette #2, what's the worst thing that ever happened to you?

Bulma: Hmm... let's see? There was the time I was turned into a frog, the time I was left all alone on an unknown planet, the time I was burnt to a crisp, the other time I was burnt to a crisp, the other OTHER time I was burnt to a crisp...

Yami: Point taken. Bachelorette #3, what's your greatest talent?

Ruby: Simple enough, flying and magic.

Yami: Okay, then. *Whispers to our adorable little host* Yugi, how did you actually manage to find someone interesting with magic?

Yugi: *Whispering back* Don't look at me, ask RG.

Yami: -_- Bachelorette #2, who was your last big crush?

Bulma: Yamcha... *Dreamy look/far away voice*

Yami: Right... Bachelorette #1, I'll ask the same question.

Hitomi: *Equally dreamy look/voice* Van...

Yami: Wasn't he a past contestant in the show?

Hitomi: Yeah.. he was...

Yami: All right.. bachelorette #3, where would you go on the perfect date?

Ruby: Anywhere dark and mysterious is the perfect place for a date.

Yami: Actually, I was talking about the second week in August.

Ruby: *Face falls*

Yugi: Actually, Yami, that wasn't very funny.

Yami: Yeah, I know, but that's what it says on the card.

Yugi: *Looks* O.o

Yami: Okay, bachelorette #1, what's your best talent?

Hitomi: Fortune telling.

Yami: O.o *Whispers* Sounds more like someone for Bakura... (Non-yami Bakura is referred to as Ryou) Bachelorette #2, what's your favourite pass- time?

Bulma: Just standing around whining, I guess (Sorry Bulma fans), or maybe working on some mechanical junk.

Yami: Sure...

Yugi: Okay, Yami, last question.

Yami: Bachelorette #3, what's your favourite food?

Ruby: Usually, I don't eat.

Yami: O.o

Joey: *Somehow ended up walking by-whispers* Oh, man, she's perfect. Go for it.

Yami: Get lost, Joey! *Somehow sends Joey to the shadow realm and then transports him backstage*

Yugi: Well, Yami, it's now time to choose your lucky date!

Yami: I pick.. bachelorette #... nothing! *Insert crazy Yami laugh here* *Eye on forehead glows and his bindings/duct tape disappear* *Runs but is captured and is tossed back into the (insert spooky music) 'Cage of People Yet to Go On a Date' (Dun, dun, dunnnn)*

RG: *Laughs threateningly and tosses keys to one of her many look-alike Joey puppies who swallows them, then realises* Hey, wait a minute! Joey, hey, Joey! *All the puppies look at her* Doh! Joey that just swallowed those keys, please come back! Those were.. my house... keys... *Whimpers as Yami then laughs, before the keys abruptly appear in the air* You forget, Yami, that I have authoress power on my side! ^_^

Yami: Doh!

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RG's Authoress Notes Yet to Come (Brought to you by RG and, of course, Chibi Kaiba): Hi, again! As you can see, Seto no longer hates me. It's quite the opposite, in fact.

Seto: *Walks up and jumps in RG's arms* You nice, pwetty lady. ^_^

RG: Awww... isn't he just sooo kawaii! ^_^ *Huggles* Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the latest part. I know it's kind of messed that Yami escaped, but I figured someone might want him at the end of the fic, so I let him 'escape'.

Seto: *Smiles and nods* Yami wee-yord. ^_^

RG: Sooo cute! ^_^ Anyway, once again, I hope you enjoyed it and please, as always, R&R. Also, like in the last part, please suggest characters from the Animes I have listed in my disclaimer for the show. Thanks, don't forget that I won't be back for a couple days. *Gasps at the thought of two whole days without posting any more fics before laughing* Like I'll be able to hold out that long. Anyway, see ya! ^_^

Seto: Bwye-bwye. ^_^

~ RG & Chibi Seto