RG's Authoress Notes (Brought to You by RG, Chibi Seto Kaiba, and the Wondrous Chibinizer!): Hi! Yay! Two days have passed! Actually, I posted the chapter of a new story last night-oh well! ^_^ It's called 'Chibi House of Horrors' if anyone's interested. It stars me and...

Set: ME! ^_^

RG: Yep! Me an' Seto. Anyway, hope you enjoy today's part! But, before we cut to the show, I have a gift to give Pugash! *Pulls out smaller version of Chibinizer with 'For Pugash, may your chibi fun never end-from RG' engraved on the side and gives it to her* have fun! ^_^ By the way, I'll be handing out free autographed Chibinizers, which are the property of me, to any reviewers at the end of the show. They're good for five changes into chibi and four reversals. ^_^

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The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show -Part 4

Brought to you by the Chibinizer, an author's best friend

*Applause*

Yugi: *Crawls out from under contestant's chair* Hi, everyone! Because RG said so, this will be the final part before the last one, where a whole bunch of un-dated characters will be given out! Also, there may be a sequel- type-thing where we will be interviewing all of our contestants about their dates and, of course, we will look into the dates. ^_^ Anyway, let me introduce our final contestant to you!

*Lots o' applause*

*'Motivation' by Sum 41 suddenly starts playing*

Everyone: O.o

Yugi: Right... Anyway, please welcome.. *Contestant chair swivels around* Tristain Taylor!

Audience: *Boos*

Tristain: -_-

Yugi: Look on the bright side, this way, no one will be sad when he leaves on his date to McDonalds... *Looks at crowd and gulps* All right, all right! It was a joke! Like we'd EVER agree to let Tristain, the lifeless, personality-less Taylor participate! Our real contestants are Syaoran and Yukito from.. what the *beep (wow, our first chance to test the censors)*? They're not even from Yu-Gi-Oh; they're from CCS! What's going on here?

RG: Well, umm... I like them, so, umm... they're contestants.

Yugi: *Glares*

RG: *Is suddenly surrounded by flame with large spears of ice jabbing up behind them as her wardrobe suddenly changes to something similar to Spawns (don't own that) and her eyes turn acid green* *In unearthly, demonic voice* Now then, what were you saying about them participating? *Towers over Yugi*

Yugi: Meep! *Cowers* Nothing! Nothing at all!

RG: That's better. Now, let's get back to the show, shall we?

Yugi: O.. okay...

*Curtain that had been closed opens to reveal six people sitting in chairs*

People in order of #: Pegasus (Bunny Cartoons), Sakura (CCS), Chi-chi (DBZ), Heero (GW), Tomoyo (CCS), and a box of laundry detergent with a sock pulled over the top (The Evil House of me).

Crowd: *Begins to snicker*

Yugi: Well, Syaoran, why don't you start? I'm calling you Li for the rest of the show, by the way.

Li: Okay, bachelorette #1, what is your favourite pass-time?

Pegasus: *Has a voice-converter thing to make his voice sound feminine* I'd have to say watching cartoons.

Yugi: Your turn, Yukito.

Yukito: Bachelorette #2, what is your greatest talent?

Sakura: I guess cheerleading, running, capturing Clow cards or maybe getting used as a cup-holder by my older brother...

Li: Bachelorette #2, you sound veerrry familiar. Anyway, bachelorette #3, what was your greatest talent as a child?

Chi-chi: Tai kwon do-type stuff I guess... (Sorry, but I haven't watched to show in a looonnng time)

Yukito: All I can relate to is food, sooo... bachelorette #4, what's your favourite food?

Heero: *Is tied to chair and also has a voice-converter* *Struggles* Anything as along as I can get out of here!

Li: Very weird people here today.

Yukito: I don't think so.

RG: Neither do I! *Smiles triumphantly as Li falls out of chair in surprise* ^_^

Li: *Glares but sits back down* Bachelorette #5, who is your favourite person in the world and why?

Tomoyo: Sakura Avalon because she's my best friend and she lets me video tape almost everything she does. ^_^

Li: Whoa, I think I know who your are.

Tomoyo: ^_^

Yukito: Alright, bachelorette #6, who's your favourite actor or actress?

BOLDWSPOT (Box of laundry detergent with a sock pulled over the top): *Is possessed* Definitely the box in the 'Tide' commercials. *Drool*

Yukito: Well... that's a different answer.

Yugi: Okay, you two, you each can ask three more questions.

Li: Bachelorette #2, if you could go out with anyone in the world, who would it be?

Sakura: I guess I'd have to say Yukito.

Li: But, if you're who I think... T_T *Runs off crying*

Yugi/RG/Yukito: O.o

Yukito: I guess I'll just ask one more question, as well. Bachelorette #4, what's your profession?

Heero: *Still struggling* I'm an incredibly angry assassin whose about ready to rip RG's h... *Is knocked out*

RG: *Hides giant mallet behind back* What?

Yugi: O... kay, then. Anyway, since Li left, I guess it's just you who gets to pick a date, Yuki.

Yukito: Okay, I choose bachelorette #.. 6! ^_^

Yugi; You've chosen... a box of laundry detergent with a sock covering the top.

*Other curtain falls*

Yukito: Ahhhhhhhhh! *Runs away, but, like Li and yami, is captured and thrown into cage once more*

BOLDWSPOT: *Sniffles* T.T

Yugi: Okay, and that's our show for today! We ask that all reviewers please post who they'd like to get for free that hasn't gone on a date. They must have either appeared on the show or be from Yu-Gi-Oh. Thanks again, bye! *Runs off stage while waving* ^_^

Bachelorettes (at least some of them were girls): *Carried of-stage and tossed into cage with others*

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RG's Authoress Notes (Still brought to you by RG and Chibi Set): Well that's it-our big finale. Sorry it didn't contain that many Yu-Gi-Oh chars, but I was running out of ideas and I absolutely REFUSE to allow Téa to come on MY (and Seto's ^_^) show! *Rips head off Téa doll and then throws both halves to a pack of Joey puppies who just so happened to run by* Good boys! ^_^

Seto: Mean lady go bwye-bwye! ^_^

RG: That is correct, mine little amigo. Sooo, please post the info. Yugi asked for above in your review so I can get you the right char. Also, since I can't even remember if I said one comment at the beginning of this part and I'm too lazy to check, I'd just like to (actually, I think I DID already say this-oh well) 'remind' you that I'll be making a sort of 'talk show' sequel to this and, maybe, I'll make an actual dating game show sequel, too. So, please R&R and I'll be seeing ya! ^_^

Seto: Bwye-bwye! ^_^

~ RG and Chibi Seto