RG's Authoress Notes (Brought to you by the same people that bring it to
you every part - RG and chibi Seto ^_^): Hi! Welcome to the final part of
the Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show! ^_^ Today's really special because, instead of
actually having an actual game show, we'll be giving away people who
participated, except, of course, the original Seto Kaiba and anyone who
actually went on a date! It's also special because all of our wonderful
reviewers will get a free mini Chibinizer good for five chibinizations and
four reversals before they self-destruct! Not only that, but they're also
signed by me, Seto, and a lot people who claim to have 'helped' our show in
some way. Anyway, please enjoy our final part. Before I forget and just end
up confusing you more, if you didn't request a character, your requested
char wasn't on the show and isn't on the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh, or you requested
a char who actually went on a date, you'll receive three free uses on your
mini Chibinizer. You'll get a clone if your requested char is already
taken.
Seto: Otay, now, on with da show! ^_^
RG: ^_^ That's right!
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The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show -Part 5
Brought to you by 'The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show -Part 4'
*Applause*
RG: Runs out on stage with Seto. *Waves* ^_^ Hi, everyone, I'm RG and I'll be your host for this part!
*Crickets chirp for a couple seconds before the audience glares and they stop*
RG: O.o
Seto: O.o
SRGA (Some Random Guy/Girl in the Audience): *Yells* Hey! What happened to Yugi?!
RG: -_- *Sigh* I was hoping it wouldn't come down to this... *Pulls on rope that just sort of appeared*
Trap Door: *Opens*
SRGA: *Falls* Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!
RG: ^_^
Audience: O.O
Seto: *Grins evilly and pushes button that just sort of appeared*
Trap Door: *Flames fly out*
SRGA: Ahh! No! Not.. not Barney! Please, anything but Barney! Nooo!!!
Trap Door: *Closes and disappears*
RG: O.o Anyway... Today, Yugi won't be hosting the show because, obviously, he'll be given away along with everyone else. Oh yeah, I'll also be holding a drawing to decide whom I'll be giving Téa and Pegasus away to so that they can be tortured! ^_^ Also, I'll be giving away random stuff throughout the show!
Audience: Yay. -_-
Seto: *Threatens with button*
*Wild applause/cheering*
RG: Okay, now that we've got everything ready and explained, let's start the show! *Pulls on rope and a curtain swings open, showing the entire cast of Yu-Gi-Oh (Except Seto, Mai, and Mokuba) gagged and tied randomly by their ankles and wrists to a wall*
Seto: Time to start now...
Yu-Gi-Oh Cast: *Eyes go wide and they shake their heads wildly, trying to say something*
RG: Well, now that we've got everything cleared up, let's start the show!
Seto: First off, we gots Pugash, who gets a cwone of mes! ^_^
RG: That's ri-ight! ^_^ *Yells* BRING OUT THE CLONES!
Stage Crew-Type Peoples: *Wheel out a large case full of exact replicas of all the Yu-Gi-Oh chars.
RG: Thanks, you may go... Anyway, these are highly developed clones and, although not quite as perfectly wonderful as their originals, they're incredibly close. The only difference is that we can alter their minds just enough so that they'll like you.. a lot.
Seto: Yay! ^_^
RG: So, Pugash, here you go, one near perfect Seto clone, courtesy of us, and completely chibinizable, too. ^_^ *Hands Pugash a mini Chibinizer* Have fun..
Seto: Okays, next is Star Dwazed Angel.
RG: That's right! Ryou, feel very special, you're getting out...
Ryou: Yay!
RG: ... Because we're giving you to Star Dazed Angel! ^_^
Ryou: Nooo! T.T
RG: Yes! Now, here's your complimentary Chibinizer, leash, collar, and ID tags. Enjoy your Ryou! ^_^
Ryou: Please, no! Please! *Is dragged out* Nooo!
RG: Whoa, he's as bad as the Random Guy/Girl in the Audience. O.o
Seto: O.o
RG: Right.. Okay, our next lucky winner is.. Hot Ice (Returns, and her muses. All right, sooo. here's Yugi, and you get a complimentary Yami to go with him.
Yami/Yugi: Nooo!
Seto: Yes! ^_^
RG: Oh and here are their ID tags, collars, and leashes. Don't forget your Chibinizer, either. Enjoy yourselves! ^_^
Yami: I'll get you for this, RG!
Yugi: How could you do this? I was your host! Your host, RG, your host!
Seto: Sure.. Next up is.. husspwuppy24. ^_^
RG: Cutie! Anyway... *Begins snuggling Seto in all his cuteness* *Looks up* Oh, right, sorry about that. Seto's just a little too cute right now. Okay, hushpuppy24 has requested Li.
Syaoran (Li): *Is brought out* *Struggles* Hey, you can't do this to me! I'm not even FROM Yu-Gi-Oh! I demand to call my agent! Or my mother.. or even a Clow card! Let... go... of me... NOW! *Struggles*
RG: I guess you'd better let him go. -_- Otherwise, we won't be able to give 'im away.
Syaoran: O.O Uh-oh..
RG: Okay, hp24 (I hope you don't mind me abbreviating it), here's his ID tags, leash, and collar. Enjoy!
Syaoran: Help.. me.. O.O
Seto: RG wants me to wet you all knows to stwick around after the show for a spwecial tweat.
RG: That's correct! Okay, before we carry on, in my random way of doing things in complete randomness, I'd like to hold a short intermission to recognise absolutely everyone who reviewed so they'll be know and I'll be able to give out these Chibinizers much more quickly! List please. *Is handed list* Well, here they are, in order of posts:
Destiny Star
Emerald Phoenix
kiba_fan
Ginny
Mimi-Chan
Star Dazed Angel
Elvish Violinist of Ra
Yami Mau
EWP - Teako and Azeroth
Pugash
Sincere Angel
Rosz
Dragon's Princess
Midnight Sun
LiLbAbEeBloo
hushpuppy24
Hot Ice (Returns
Manda-Chan
Seto-Sama Lover
mangameep
Sarah aka Celebi
Kaiya the Tiger Demon
Meitantei Kudo KID
*Blank space*
shikonjewel
Evil Sugarysweetness
Gokus girl
Rinoa Tillmitt
MI
bunny
Thanks for posting, everybody! *Gives everyone a Chibinizer* Okay, then, now on with the show! ^_^ Seto, please tell everyone who's next?
Seto: Sure! Next up is... Manda-Tan and she gwets Mawik. ^_^
RG: Okay, Malik, you're free to go.
Malik: Yes!
RG: With Manda-Chan. ^_^
Malik: What?! You have got to be kidding me! *Struggles as he's dragged away* Anything but this! T.T
RG: Sorry, but, one- I love repeating messed up, incredible unfunny stuff and, two- you have absolutely no choice because I made a promise to my reviewers and now I have to keep it. Sorry. *Unbolts the chair Malik's holding onto from the floor* Here's his stuff, Manda-Chan and, please, feel free to keep the chair. ^_^ *Waves* Bye Malik!
Malik: *Is pulled back stage*
Seto: Bwye-bwye! ^_^
RG: Hmm.. Looks like we've got another clone to give away... BRING OUT THE RYOU CLONE!
Ryou Clone: *Is brought out*
RG: Perfect! Okay, here ya go, mangameep. One premium Ryou clone who is guaranteed to never run-away, bite, or claw/chew the furniture. Please enjoy and don't worry about a collar or lead-he doesn't need one, unlike some people.
*A curtain falls to show Joey in a cage, wearing a muzzle, with a whole bunch of puppies*
Joey: *Glares*
RG: *Does the evil act*
Joey: *Whimpers*
RG: Much better. Seto, who's next?
Seto: Next up, Sawah aka Cewebi wants Yami Mawik.
RG: Sure! ^_^ BRING OUT YAMI MALIK!
*Screaming can be heard*
Screaming: Ahhhh!!!!!
*Whap! Crunch! *
Yami Malik: Owww... *Climbs out of hole in floor* That... hurt just a little too much...
RG: ^_^ Well, here he is. Have fun with him, even if you already do illegally own him. ^_^ *Hands Sarah the leash*
Yami Malik: *beep* *beep, beep* *beeeeep*
Seto: Watch it! There's is kwids here!
RG: Sooo cyute! ^_^ *Suddenly realises that people are looking at her funny* -_- Anyway, next up is Kaiya the Tiger Tamer who gets Yami Bakura! ^_^ Before we bring him out, though, here's everything you'll need. Also, I thought we could look at a quick slide show of he and Ryou. BRING OUT THE SLIDES, PROJECTOR, AND BACKDROP!
*Everything appears*
RG: Thanks, now please.. DIM THE LIGHTS!
*Lights dim*
RG: Okay, let's start the show! ^_^
*The slide show starts..
First slide - Bakura's baby picture (Taken while facing his back, he's looking over his shoulder and grinning evilly).
Second slide - Same picture, different angle (Picture is sideways with a limp hand lying in foreground).
Third slide - Bakura's school photo (Bakura is sitting normally in front of the backdrop with several unconscious people lying around his stool and his millennium ring glowing through his shirt).
Fourth slide - Bakura at the Beach (Bakura is sitting happily making a sandcastle).
Fifth slide - Bakura and Ryou at the beach (Bakura has moved to the side of his castle to reveal Ryou's head in the drawbridge door).
Sixth slide - Bakura's and Ryou's first dates (Ryou is standing next to Bakura with his arm draped over a girl's shoulder and Bakura is holding out a card whose face is replaced with a young woman's). *
Seto: O.o Cweepy...
RG: No kidding. Anyway, feel free to take the slides, oh and here's Yami Bakura. *Drop's a struggling Yami Bakura, who just sort of materialised out of nowhere, at Kaiya's feet* Have fu-un... ^_^
Bakura: Nooo! You'll be hearing from my agent!
RG: What agent? Seto dropped a fridge on him this morning remember?
Bakura: No, I WAS PASSED OUT BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME WITH YOUR STUPID MALLET!
RG: Oh, right. Well, enjoy yourself, Bakura!
Bakura: Grr...
Seto: ^_^ Next up is... Meitantei Kudo KID who wants Yami.
RG: *Pulls out Yami clone* ^_^ Sorry, but Yami is already taken, so you can have this clone instead. Enjoy yourself and bring him back if something goes wrong. The first replacement is free.
Seto: Is true. Nest up is azeroth and teako who is eating ham.
RG: O.o *Shudders at the thought of a curse of dragon raised by someone who likes ham so much*
Seto: O.o *Feels her forehead*
RG: -_-U Well, anyway, because you're special, you get a Ryou clone AND a wheelbarrow full of ham. *Pulls stuff out* Gee, I hope it's enough.
Seto: *Pushes button* ^_^
Wheelbarrow: *Turns into a Mac truck*
RG: Much better. *Helps Ryou clone into truck and waves as they go to park it* Seto?
Seto: Yeah, RG?
RG: Where did you get that truck and how did it fit through the door to the parking lot?
Seto: No idea. I duess it's movie mwagic.
RG: Well, why not? ^_^ *Whips out a Bakura clone* Okay, next up is shikonjewel, and she requested Bakura!
Seto: But we alweady gave away Batura.
RG: -_-U I know, that's why we're giving her a Bakura clone, instead, AND three extra uses of her Chibinizer to thank her for the love spray.
Seto: Ooooh... Awight, then. *Waves* Bwye, Batura cwone!
RG: Well, we only have a few more people to give away before the draw, so let's finish fast.
Cast: NO! HELP US! DON'T LET HER DO THI- *Get re-gagged*
Seto: *Pushes button again* *Yugi and Yami clones appear* For Rikku an' EES. *Pushes button again*
Yugi/Yami clones: *Transported to their new owners*
RG: Good job, Seto. ^_^
Seto: Mes is fast. ^_^
RG: That you are. But, it's my turn, now. *Pulls rope* *Two Yugi clones appear* Coolies, ne?
SORGA (Some Other Random Guy/Girl in the Audience): Ne!
RG: *Pulls rope*
Seto: *Pushes button*
SORGA: Ahhhh! Teletubies! Nooo!
RG: *Shudders* Any-way, these Yugi clone are for Gokus Girl and her friend.
Seto: Wes knows you only wanted him for your fwiend, but now you gots one too! ^_^
RG: Uh-huh. ^_^ Just sooo considerate, aren't we?
Cast: NO!
RG: Seto, if you please...
Seto: *Grins and nods before tossing our lovely hostess, moi, something*
Cast: T.T *Pass out from numerous concussions* X.X
RG: *Attempting to hide trademark giant blue and yellow mallet behind back* What?
RFGTP (Random Fan-Girl-Type-People): *Accusing stares and/or evil glares*
Noise: THWACK!
RFGTP: X.X *Very flat*
RG: *Still trying to hide mallet* *Smiles innocently* Wonder how that happened...
Seto: -_-... ^_^ Anyway! Next up is.. MI! She gets a Seto cwone! Yay!
RG: That's ri-ight! BRING OUT THE SETO CLONE!
Seto clone: *Is brought out* *Smiles and waves*
RG: As great as the real thing! ^_^
Seto: *Sniffles* Weally?
RG: Well... almost, but not quite! ^_^
Seto: Yay! ^_^
RG: *Hands MI the Seto clone* ^_^ I hope you enjoy your new, premium, state- of-the-art Seto clone courtesy of us, the people who swear that we know what we're doing (Of course, we also claim that our products are fool proof, yet look who's giving them out).
Seto: Now, before wes is done with da peoples, pwease welcome da AMAZING DANCING, SINGING PINK BUNNIES AND DEIR COMRADES, THE KICKBOXING CYOTES! ^_^
*A bunch of pink, fluffy bunnies come dancing on stage in little tuxes and begin to do something like the can-can while a bunch of coyotes begin to kick-box in the background, which, of course, proves that it's a BAD idea to not feed large wild dogs before they have to go through a hard, physical excersize*
Bunnies: *Gulp*
Bunny 1: Can we talk about this? Eh-he.
Bunny 2: Yeah, like, maybe over the phone or through a radio talk show? Please?
Coyotes: *Stare and grin*
Bunnies: RUN! *Well, er... they run*
*Meanwhile*
RG: *Pulling on hair* OW! Wow, who would've thought that hurt so much.. *Shakes head* I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO FEED THOSE STUPID RAPID DOGS! Also, I'm having trouble believing that I actually forgot to give away whole bunch of free stuff.. er... CUT TO COMMERCIAL SO I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT!
*Cuts to commercial*
Commercial:
Some Woman's Soft Voice: Are you in need of companionship? Do you long to spend cold nights cuddled under a warm, soft blanket? Do you need a friend? Maybe, do you need nicer, cleaner smelling clothes? Well, then, you need...
PCPGOHH (Psycho Chick with a Paper Bag Over Her Head): *Jumps in front of camera which, until now, had been circling floaty, red and white silk scarves (The words will be put in, in front of them after)* A BOX OF LAUNDRY DETERGENT WITH THE TOP CONVERED BY A SOCK! Yes, That's Right, Folks! Now, You Too Can Experience The Joys Of One Of The Many Messed Up, Pointless Props Contained in The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show! ^_^ (Really, she IS smiling, you just... can't... see it... never mind -_-...)
*Back to show*
RG: *Fake show-host smile with spookily white, sparkly teeth* Hi, and welcome back. Right after we give out the last char, we will give out a whole bunch of random stuff. Then we'll give stuff to people who didn't get a char and we'll have the draw that everyone's been waiting for. Seto, please tell our loving audience and reviewers who our final char-getting person is.
Person Who Thinks He's a Ghost: *Wearing sheet and attempting to walk through a couple of fold-up chairs* *Snorts*
RG: O.o I'll just act like I never saw that.
Seto: Awight! The final person is... bunny! She gets a Mawik cwone. ^_^
RG: Yay! BRING OUT THE MALIK CLONE!
Malik Clone: *Is brought out* *Grins*
RG: Okay, here's your almost perfectly perfected, near perfect Malik clone. Enjoy! ^_^ Oh, and thanks for the... singing tofu bacon. I'm sure that I'll really enjoy it.
*Messed up game-show music*
Seto: This is a game show?
RG: Not that I know of.
Seto: Verwy cweepy. O.O
RG: I totally agree. O.O ... *Slaps head* Anyway, today our audience members will receive free failed clone experiments who may turn rabid any second! Also, they will receive free services from a local funeral home. ^_^U Some of our audience members (such as the creepy guy in a sheet who I'm pretending to have never seen) will also receive a large thwack, smash, crash, and any other sound of pain and/or hitting something hard to the head thanks to my giant blue and yellow cartoon mallet that I'm not hiding behind my back (It's behind Seto's). ^_^
Audience: O.O Uh-oh...
RG: *Gulps* Well, I was just looking through my fic and reviews and realised that I ACTUALLY MISSED SOMEONE! Gomen, Mimi-Chan! I'm sooo sorry! Because I actually managed to miss you and I'm too lazy to go back to the beginning and rewrite part the fic, I'll give you a bunch of STUFF! ^_^ Okay, I'll give you a Ryou clone, a Joey puppy, no, TWO Joey puppies, three extra uses on your Chibinizer, and a picture that chibi Seto drew that's autographed by me and him in yellow crayon. I hope that this'll make it up to you. Sorry, again, but, now, I must return to giving everyone else their free three free Chibinizer uses.
Seto: Shakes head.
RG: *Smiles sheepishly* *Adds three extra uses to the Chibinizers of Destiny Star, Emerald Phoenix, kiba_fan, Ginny, Mimi-Chan, Elvish Violinist of Ra, Yami Mau, Sincere Angel, Rosz, Dragon's Princess, Midnight Sun, LiLbAbEeBloo, Seto-Sama Lover, *Blank Space Person* (No name), and Rinoa Tillmitt* Whew, finally done. Okay, please cut to the singing and dancing pink bunnies and the kick boxing coyotes while I select the winners for the draw. By the way, the torture must take place in the reviews by the two winners because I refuse to allow any more pain in my fic until I say so. *Waits ten seconds* Okay, now I'll allow more. Anyway... CUE THE RABBITS AND COYOTES!
Seto: *Sighs* Not verwy pwetty sight... *Pushes button*
*Bunnies and coyotes area*
Coyotes: *Lying around lazily, their muzzles covered a red substance*
(I'll just let you try to figure this one out on your own......... Hmm.. On second thought, I think I'll just tell you. *Backs away from outraged audience and readers*)
Bunny 3 (As you recall, Bunnies 1/2 already did something): *Comes out with a tray holding a large lump covered in a red substance much like that covering the coyotes' muzzles* M-m-m-more.. fries, s-sir?
Coyote: *Grins and nods* Finally, you remembered to lather them with ketchup! ^_^ *Takes some* You should try some - these are great!
Bunny 3: *Shakes his head and leaves without the tray*
(What? You didn't honestly think that I'd let those coyotes actually HURT the bunnies, did you? Of course not! The thought never even crossed my mind, well, at least, not for long, it didn't...)
*Back with RG and Seto*
RG: -_-U Well, that was, umm...
Seto: O.O Bunnies...
RG: Whoa, I guess Pegasus isn't the reason you don't like bunnies... O.o
Seto: *Snaps out of it* Sooo...
RG: Right, right, the draw. Okay, the winner of the Pegasus beating contest is, or rather, are Teako and Azeroth! ^_^ *Gives them each a multi-coloured cartoon mallet to use during the time that their prize is being carried out* Please enjoys yourselves and be sure to put those mallets to extremely good use! ^_^
Seto: Yay! Whose next, RG? ^_^
RG: *Still grinning evilly* Next up is the winner of the Téa beating contest. The winner is... Evil Sugary Sweetness! ^_^ *Gibes ESS a large cartoon mallet with gold, silver, and bronze swirls covering it* Shiny... Huh? Oh, right, take care not to hit Téa too hard - this is an expensive mallet and I don't want it to dent. But, then again, it's pretty strong, so go right ahead and sock it to her! ^_^
Seto: Rickaraque 'em, firecrack 'em, sis-boom-ba! ESS, ESS, ra ra raa! ^_^ Yay!
RG: Yay! ^_^ Alright, now that we've seen to absolutely everything, we can end the show!
Seto: Wait! What abouts the other chars?
RG/Seto: *Look at any leftover chars tied to the wall (Tristain comes to mind, as does Joey in his 'playpen')*
RG: *Shrugs* They'll be fine. I'm that they'll find SOME way to untie those ancient aboriginal knots of death-wisdom.
Seto: ^_^ You're right!
RG: Hey, wait a sec, before we go, I'd like to just tell something to everyone who got a char today.
People: *Gather around*
RG: First of all, their should be a room full of character kibble somewhere in this building - you'll find it if you want it. Next, if you want to make sure you don't lose your char, the *coughcoughnon-existentcoughcough* company that manufactures the Chibinizer will gladly pay for them to get a tattoo in their ear and maybe even a microchip. Anyway, that's our show! I've got to go change Seto back to glompable size! ^_^ *Runs off with Seto*
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RG's End-of-Fic Authoress Notes: *Brushes sweat off forehead* Whew, it took me three days to write this. In MS Word it's FOURTEEN PAGES LONG! *Pant* Sorry, but I'm tired, my two little cousins just left yesterday mourning and they were driving me crazy for the past week. Not only that, but it's 11:27 p.m. Anyway, I really hope you enjoy my final part for this fic. Sorry it took so long, but I had stuff to do. Also, I'm sorry if it's not that funny, but I'm tired, I was tired the whole time I was working on this and I still am, so you can't blame me. Anyway (again), please R&R. I'll be working on the next chapters for my other two fics tomorrow, maybe. Also, my short fic, 'Chibi House of Horrors' is sort of like the after this fic type of thing. You should check it out. Well, thanks for all your great reviews. I'm about to put this up, so I'd better stop typing and start uploading.
Seto: Bwye-bwye! ^_^
RG: See ya! ^_^
~ RG and a Soon Not to Be Chibi Seto
Seto: Otay, now, on with da show! ^_^
RG: ^_^ That's right!
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The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show -Part 5
Brought to you by 'The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show -Part 4'
*Applause*
RG: Runs out on stage with Seto. *Waves* ^_^ Hi, everyone, I'm RG and I'll be your host for this part!
*Crickets chirp for a couple seconds before the audience glares and they stop*
RG: O.o
Seto: O.o
SRGA (Some Random Guy/Girl in the Audience): *Yells* Hey! What happened to Yugi?!
RG: -_- *Sigh* I was hoping it wouldn't come down to this... *Pulls on rope that just sort of appeared*
Trap Door: *Opens*
SRGA: *Falls* Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!
RG: ^_^
Audience: O.O
Seto: *Grins evilly and pushes button that just sort of appeared*
Trap Door: *Flames fly out*
SRGA: Ahh! No! Not.. not Barney! Please, anything but Barney! Nooo!!!
Trap Door: *Closes and disappears*
RG: O.o Anyway... Today, Yugi won't be hosting the show because, obviously, he'll be given away along with everyone else. Oh yeah, I'll also be holding a drawing to decide whom I'll be giving Téa and Pegasus away to so that they can be tortured! ^_^ Also, I'll be giving away random stuff throughout the show!
Audience: Yay. -_-
Seto: *Threatens with button*
*Wild applause/cheering*
RG: Okay, now that we've got everything ready and explained, let's start the show! *Pulls on rope and a curtain swings open, showing the entire cast of Yu-Gi-Oh (Except Seto, Mai, and Mokuba) gagged and tied randomly by their ankles and wrists to a wall*
Seto: Time to start now...
Yu-Gi-Oh Cast: *Eyes go wide and they shake their heads wildly, trying to say something*
RG: Well, now that we've got everything cleared up, let's start the show!
Seto: First off, we gots Pugash, who gets a cwone of mes! ^_^
RG: That's ri-ight! ^_^ *Yells* BRING OUT THE CLONES!
Stage Crew-Type Peoples: *Wheel out a large case full of exact replicas of all the Yu-Gi-Oh chars.
RG: Thanks, you may go... Anyway, these are highly developed clones and, although not quite as perfectly wonderful as their originals, they're incredibly close. The only difference is that we can alter their minds just enough so that they'll like you.. a lot.
Seto: Yay! ^_^
RG: So, Pugash, here you go, one near perfect Seto clone, courtesy of us, and completely chibinizable, too. ^_^ *Hands Pugash a mini Chibinizer* Have fun..
Seto: Okays, next is Star Dwazed Angel.
RG: That's right! Ryou, feel very special, you're getting out...
Ryou: Yay!
RG: ... Because we're giving you to Star Dazed Angel! ^_^
Ryou: Nooo! T.T
RG: Yes! Now, here's your complimentary Chibinizer, leash, collar, and ID tags. Enjoy your Ryou! ^_^
Ryou: Please, no! Please! *Is dragged out* Nooo!
RG: Whoa, he's as bad as the Random Guy/Girl in the Audience. O.o
Seto: O.o
RG: Right.. Okay, our next lucky winner is.. Hot Ice (Returns, and her muses. All right, sooo. here's Yugi, and you get a complimentary Yami to go with him.
Yami/Yugi: Nooo!
Seto: Yes! ^_^
RG: Oh and here are their ID tags, collars, and leashes. Don't forget your Chibinizer, either. Enjoy yourselves! ^_^
Yami: I'll get you for this, RG!
Yugi: How could you do this? I was your host! Your host, RG, your host!
Seto: Sure.. Next up is.. husspwuppy24. ^_^
RG: Cutie! Anyway... *Begins snuggling Seto in all his cuteness* *Looks up* Oh, right, sorry about that. Seto's just a little too cute right now. Okay, hushpuppy24 has requested Li.
Syaoran (Li): *Is brought out* *Struggles* Hey, you can't do this to me! I'm not even FROM Yu-Gi-Oh! I demand to call my agent! Or my mother.. or even a Clow card! Let... go... of me... NOW! *Struggles*
RG: I guess you'd better let him go. -_- Otherwise, we won't be able to give 'im away.
Syaoran: O.O Uh-oh..
RG: Okay, hp24 (I hope you don't mind me abbreviating it), here's his ID tags, leash, and collar. Enjoy!
Syaoran: Help.. me.. O.O
Seto: RG wants me to wet you all knows to stwick around after the show for a spwecial tweat.
RG: That's correct! Okay, before we carry on, in my random way of doing things in complete randomness, I'd like to hold a short intermission to recognise absolutely everyone who reviewed so they'll be know and I'll be able to give out these Chibinizers much more quickly! List please. *Is handed list* Well, here they are, in order of posts:
Destiny Star
Emerald Phoenix
kiba_fan
Ginny
Mimi-Chan
Star Dazed Angel
Elvish Violinist of Ra
Yami Mau
EWP - Teako and Azeroth
Pugash
Sincere Angel
Rosz
Dragon's Princess
Midnight Sun
LiLbAbEeBloo
hushpuppy24
Hot Ice (Returns
Manda-Chan
Seto-Sama Lover
mangameep
Sarah aka Celebi
Kaiya the Tiger Demon
Meitantei Kudo KID
*Blank space*
shikonjewel
Evil Sugarysweetness
Gokus girl
Rinoa Tillmitt
MI
bunny
Thanks for posting, everybody! *Gives everyone a Chibinizer* Okay, then, now on with the show! ^_^ Seto, please tell everyone who's next?
Seto: Sure! Next up is... Manda-Tan and she gwets Mawik. ^_^
RG: Okay, Malik, you're free to go.
Malik: Yes!
RG: With Manda-Chan. ^_^
Malik: What?! You have got to be kidding me! *Struggles as he's dragged away* Anything but this! T.T
RG: Sorry, but, one- I love repeating messed up, incredible unfunny stuff and, two- you have absolutely no choice because I made a promise to my reviewers and now I have to keep it. Sorry. *Unbolts the chair Malik's holding onto from the floor* Here's his stuff, Manda-Chan and, please, feel free to keep the chair. ^_^ *Waves* Bye Malik!
Malik: *Is pulled back stage*
Seto: Bwye-bwye! ^_^
RG: Hmm.. Looks like we've got another clone to give away... BRING OUT THE RYOU CLONE!
Ryou Clone: *Is brought out*
RG: Perfect! Okay, here ya go, mangameep. One premium Ryou clone who is guaranteed to never run-away, bite, or claw/chew the furniture. Please enjoy and don't worry about a collar or lead-he doesn't need one, unlike some people.
*A curtain falls to show Joey in a cage, wearing a muzzle, with a whole bunch of puppies*
Joey: *Glares*
RG: *Does the evil act*
Joey: *Whimpers*
RG: Much better. Seto, who's next?
Seto: Next up, Sawah aka Cewebi wants Yami Mawik.
RG: Sure! ^_^ BRING OUT YAMI MALIK!
*Screaming can be heard*
Screaming: Ahhhh!!!!!
*Whap! Crunch! *
Yami Malik: Owww... *Climbs out of hole in floor* That... hurt just a little too much...
RG: ^_^ Well, here he is. Have fun with him, even if you already do illegally own him. ^_^ *Hands Sarah the leash*
Yami Malik: *beep* *beep, beep* *beeeeep*
Seto: Watch it! There's is kwids here!
RG: Sooo cyute! ^_^ *Suddenly realises that people are looking at her funny* -_- Anyway, next up is Kaiya the Tiger Tamer who gets Yami Bakura! ^_^ Before we bring him out, though, here's everything you'll need. Also, I thought we could look at a quick slide show of he and Ryou. BRING OUT THE SLIDES, PROJECTOR, AND BACKDROP!
*Everything appears*
RG: Thanks, now please.. DIM THE LIGHTS!
*Lights dim*
RG: Okay, let's start the show! ^_^
*The slide show starts..
First slide - Bakura's baby picture (Taken while facing his back, he's looking over his shoulder and grinning evilly).
Second slide - Same picture, different angle (Picture is sideways with a limp hand lying in foreground).
Third slide - Bakura's school photo (Bakura is sitting normally in front of the backdrop with several unconscious people lying around his stool and his millennium ring glowing through his shirt).
Fourth slide - Bakura at the Beach (Bakura is sitting happily making a sandcastle).
Fifth slide - Bakura and Ryou at the beach (Bakura has moved to the side of his castle to reveal Ryou's head in the drawbridge door).
Sixth slide - Bakura's and Ryou's first dates (Ryou is standing next to Bakura with his arm draped over a girl's shoulder and Bakura is holding out a card whose face is replaced with a young woman's). *
Seto: O.o Cweepy...
RG: No kidding. Anyway, feel free to take the slides, oh and here's Yami Bakura. *Drop's a struggling Yami Bakura, who just sort of materialised out of nowhere, at Kaiya's feet* Have fu-un... ^_^
Bakura: Nooo! You'll be hearing from my agent!
RG: What agent? Seto dropped a fridge on him this morning remember?
Bakura: No, I WAS PASSED OUT BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME WITH YOUR STUPID MALLET!
RG: Oh, right. Well, enjoy yourself, Bakura!
Bakura: Grr...
Seto: ^_^ Next up is... Meitantei Kudo KID who wants Yami.
RG: *Pulls out Yami clone* ^_^ Sorry, but Yami is already taken, so you can have this clone instead. Enjoy yourself and bring him back if something goes wrong. The first replacement is free.
Seto: Is true. Nest up is azeroth and teako who is eating ham.
RG: O.o *Shudders at the thought of a curse of dragon raised by someone who likes ham so much*
Seto: O.o *Feels her forehead*
RG: -_-U Well, anyway, because you're special, you get a Ryou clone AND a wheelbarrow full of ham. *Pulls stuff out* Gee, I hope it's enough.
Seto: *Pushes button* ^_^
Wheelbarrow: *Turns into a Mac truck*
RG: Much better. *Helps Ryou clone into truck and waves as they go to park it* Seto?
Seto: Yeah, RG?
RG: Where did you get that truck and how did it fit through the door to the parking lot?
Seto: No idea. I duess it's movie mwagic.
RG: Well, why not? ^_^ *Whips out a Bakura clone* Okay, next up is shikonjewel, and she requested Bakura!
Seto: But we alweady gave away Batura.
RG: -_-U I know, that's why we're giving her a Bakura clone, instead, AND three extra uses of her Chibinizer to thank her for the love spray.
Seto: Ooooh... Awight, then. *Waves* Bwye, Batura cwone!
RG: Well, we only have a few more people to give away before the draw, so let's finish fast.
Cast: NO! HELP US! DON'T LET HER DO THI- *Get re-gagged*
Seto: *Pushes button again* *Yugi and Yami clones appear* For Rikku an' EES. *Pushes button again*
Yugi/Yami clones: *Transported to their new owners*
RG: Good job, Seto. ^_^
Seto: Mes is fast. ^_^
RG: That you are. But, it's my turn, now. *Pulls rope* *Two Yugi clones appear* Coolies, ne?
SORGA (Some Other Random Guy/Girl in the Audience): Ne!
RG: *Pulls rope*
Seto: *Pushes button*
SORGA: Ahhhh! Teletubies! Nooo!
RG: *Shudders* Any-way, these Yugi clone are for Gokus Girl and her friend.
Seto: Wes knows you only wanted him for your fwiend, but now you gots one too! ^_^
RG: Uh-huh. ^_^ Just sooo considerate, aren't we?
Cast: NO!
RG: Seto, if you please...
Seto: *Grins and nods before tossing our lovely hostess, moi, something*
Cast: T.T *Pass out from numerous concussions* X.X
RG: *Attempting to hide trademark giant blue and yellow mallet behind back* What?
RFGTP (Random Fan-Girl-Type-People): *Accusing stares and/or evil glares*
Noise: THWACK!
RFGTP: X.X *Very flat*
RG: *Still trying to hide mallet* *Smiles innocently* Wonder how that happened...
Seto: -_-... ^_^ Anyway! Next up is.. MI! She gets a Seto cwone! Yay!
RG: That's ri-ight! BRING OUT THE SETO CLONE!
Seto clone: *Is brought out* *Smiles and waves*
RG: As great as the real thing! ^_^
Seto: *Sniffles* Weally?
RG: Well... almost, but not quite! ^_^
Seto: Yay! ^_^
RG: *Hands MI the Seto clone* ^_^ I hope you enjoy your new, premium, state- of-the-art Seto clone courtesy of us, the people who swear that we know what we're doing (Of course, we also claim that our products are fool proof, yet look who's giving them out).
Seto: Now, before wes is done with da peoples, pwease welcome da AMAZING DANCING, SINGING PINK BUNNIES AND DEIR COMRADES, THE KICKBOXING CYOTES! ^_^
*A bunch of pink, fluffy bunnies come dancing on stage in little tuxes and begin to do something like the can-can while a bunch of coyotes begin to kick-box in the background, which, of course, proves that it's a BAD idea to not feed large wild dogs before they have to go through a hard, physical excersize*
Bunnies: *Gulp*
Bunny 1: Can we talk about this? Eh-he.
Bunny 2: Yeah, like, maybe over the phone or through a radio talk show? Please?
Coyotes: *Stare and grin*
Bunnies: RUN! *Well, er... they run*
*Meanwhile*
RG: *Pulling on hair* OW! Wow, who would've thought that hurt so much.. *Shakes head* I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO FEED THOSE STUPID RAPID DOGS! Also, I'm having trouble believing that I actually forgot to give away whole bunch of free stuff.. er... CUT TO COMMERCIAL SO I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT!
*Cuts to commercial*
Commercial:
Some Woman's Soft Voice: Are you in need of companionship? Do you long to spend cold nights cuddled under a warm, soft blanket? Do you need a friend? Maybe, do you need nicer, cleaner smelling clothes? Well, then, you need...
PCPGOHH (Psycho Chick with a Paper Bag Over Her Head): *Jumps in front of camera which, until now, had been circling floaty, red and white silk scarves (The words will be put in, in front of them after)* A BOX OF LAUNDRY DETERGENT WITH THE TOP CONVERED BY A SOCK! Yes, That's Right, Folks! Now, You Too Can Experience The Joys Of One Of The Many Messed Up, Pointless Props Contained in The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show! ^_^ (Really, she IS smiling, you just... can't... see it... never mind -_-...)
*Back to show*
RG: *Fake show-host smile with spookily white, sparkly teeth* Hi, and welcome back. Right after we give out the last char, we will give out a whole bunch of random stuff. Then we'll give stuff to people who didn't get a char and we'll have the draw that everyone's been waiting for. Seto, please tell our loving audience and reviewers who our final char-getting person is.
Person Who Thinks He's a Ghost: *Wearing sheet and attempting to walk through a couple of fold-up chairs* *Snorts*
RG: O.o I'll just act like I never saw that.
Seto: Awight! The final person is... bunny! She gets a Mawik cwone. ^_^
RG: Yay! BRING OUT THE MALIK CLONE!
Malik Clone: *Is brought out* *Grins*
RG: Okay, here's your almost perfectly perfected, near perfect Malik clone. Enjoy! ^_^ Oh, and thanks for the... singing tofu bacon. I'm sure that I'll really enjoy it.
*Messed up game-show music*
Seto: This is a game show?
RG: Not that I know of.
Seto: Verwy cweepy. O.O
RG: I totally agree. O.O ... *Slaps head* Anyway, today our audience members will receive free failed clone experiments who may turn rabid any second! Also, they will receive free services from a local funeral home. ^_^U Some of our audience members (such as the creepy guy in a sheet who I'm pretending to have never seen) will also receive a large thwack, smash, crash, and any other sound of pain and/or hitting something hard to the head thanks to my giant blue and yellow cartoon mallet that I'm not hiding behind my back (It's behind Seto's). ^_^
Audience: O.O Uh-oh...
RG: *Gulps* Well, I was just looking through my fic and reviews and realised that I ACTUALLY MISSED SOMEONE! Gomen, Mimi-Chan! I'm sooo sorry! Because I actually managed to miss you and I'm too lazy to go back to the beginning and rewrite part the fic, I'll give you a bunch of STUFF! ^_^ Okay, I'll give you a Ryou clone, a Joey puppy, no, TWO Joey puppies, three extra uses on your Chibinizer, and a picture that chibi Seto drew that's autographed by me and him in yellow crayon. I hope that this'll make it up to you. Sorry, again, but, now, I must return to giving everyone else their free three free Chibinizer uses.
Seto: Shakes head.
RG: *Smiles sheepishly* *Adds three extra uses to the Chibinizers of Destiny Star, Emerald Phoenix, kiba_fan, Ginny, Mimi-Chan, Elvish Violinist of Ra, Yami Mau, Sincere Angel, Rosz, Dragon's Princess, Midnight Sun, LiLbAbEeBloo, Seto-Sama Lover, *Blank Space Person* (No name), and Rinoa Tillmitt* Whew, finally done. Okay, please cut to the singing and dancing pink bunnies and the kick boxing coyotes while I select the winners for the draw. By the way, the torture must take place in the reviews by the two winners because I refuse to allow any more pain in my fic until I say so. *Waits ten seconds* Okay, now I'll allow more. Anyway... CUE THE RABBITS AND COYOTES!
Seto: *Sighs* Not verwy pwetty sight... *Pushes button*
*Bunnies and coyotes area*
Coyotes: *Lying around lazily, their muzzles covered a red substance*
(I'll just let you try to figure this one out on your own......... Hmm.. On second thought, I think I'll just tell you. *Backs away from outraged audience and readers*)
Bunny 3 (As you recall, Bunnies 1/2 already did something): *Comes out with a tray holding a large lump covered in a red substance much like that covering the coyotes' muzzles* M-m-m-more.. fries, s-sir?
Coyote: *Grins and nods* Finally, you remembered to lather them with ketchup! ^_^ *Takes some* You should try some - these are great!
Bunny 3: *Shakes his head and leaves without the tray*
(What? You didn't honestly think that I'd let those coyotes actually HURT the bunnies, did you? Of course not! The thought never even crossed my mind, well, at least, not for long, it didn't...)
*Back with RG and Seto*
RG: -_-U Well, that was, umm...
Seto: O.O Bunnies...
RG: Whoa, I guess Pegasus isn't the reason you don't like bunnies... O.o
Seto: *Snaps out of it* Sooo...
RG: Right, right, the draw. Okay, the winner of the Pegasus beating contest is, or rather, are Teako and Azeroth! ^_^ *Gives them each a multi-coloured cartoon mallet to use during the time that their prize is being carried out* Please enjoys yourselves and be sure to put those mallets to extremely good use! ^_^
Seto: Yay! Whose next, RG? ^_^
RG: *Still grinning evilly* Next up is the winner of the Téa beating contest. The winner is... Evil Sugary Sweetness! ^_^ *Gibes ESS a large cartoon mallet with gold, silver, and bronze swirls covering it* Shiny... Huh? Oh, right, take care not to hit Téa too hard - this is an expensive mallet and I don't want it to dent. But, then again, it's pretty strong, so go right ahead and sock it to her! ^_^
Seto: Rickaraque 'em, firecrack 'em, sis-boom-ba! ESS, ESS, ra ra raa! ^_^ Yay!
RG: Yay! ^_^ Alright, now that we've seen to absolutely everything, we can end the show!
Seto: Wait! What abouts the other chars?
RG/Seto: *Look at any leftover chars tied to the wall (Tristain comes to mind, as does Joey in his 'playpen')*
RG: *Shrugs* They'll be fine. I'm that they'll find SOME way to untie those ancient aboriginal knots of death-wisdom.
Seto: ^_^ You're right!
RG: Hey, wait a sec, before we go, I'd like to just tell something to everyone who got a char today.
People: *Gather around*
RG: First of all, their should be a room full of character kibble somewhere in this building - you'll find it if you want it. Next, if you want to make sure you don't lose your char, the *coughcoughnon-existentcoughcough* company that manufactures the Chibinizer will gladly pay for them to get a tattoo in their ear and maybe even a microchip. Anyway, that's our show! I've got to go change Seto back to glompable size! ^_^ *Runs off with Seto*
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RG's End-of-Fic Authoress Notes: *Brushes sweat off forehead* Whew, it took me three days to write this. In MS Word it's FOURTEEN PAGES LONG! *Pant* Sorry, but I'm tired, my two little cousins just left yesterday mourning and they were driving me crazy for the past week. Not only that, but it's 11:27 p.m. Anyway, I really hope you enjoy my final part for this fic. Sorry it took so long, but I had stuff to do. Also, I'm sorry if it's not that funny, but I'm tired, I was tired the whole time I was working on this and I still am, so you can't blame me. Anyway (again), please R&R. I'll be working on the next chapters for my other two fics tomorrow, maybe. Also, my short fic, 'Chibi House of Horrors' is sort of like the after this fic type of thing. You should check it out. Well, thanks for all your great reviews. I'm about to put this up, so I'd better stop typing and start uploading.
Seto: Bwye-bwye! ^_^
RG: See ya! ^_^
~ RG and a Soon Not to Be Chibi Seto
