K- ONCE UPON A LOVELYTIME.IN A LAND OF GARFEILDS AND PICKLE NOSED PEOPLE.

J- PEPPER SLICES WERE AMONG US. THERE WAS AN EVIF BAD GUY NAMED..

K- SIMON THE YIPPY SKIPPY CHEERLEADER ::SHUDDERS:: RRRUUNNN AAWWWWAAYYY!!!!!

J- THAT EVIL BANANA ALWAYS SAID..

K- "WAX ME A SPACE STATION AND GET OVER IT!!!" ::EVIF LAUGH::

J- SO THE DOGGIE BIT THE MAILMAN.

K- "EVIL DOGGIE" ::SMACK::

J- "WOOK AT AWW DA PWETTY COLOWS"

K- WWWOOOOWWWW

J- ::DOORBELL RINGS:: I'LL GET IT ::SINGING::

K- "WEE ALL LLLIIIVVVVEEE IN A YEWWOW SUBMAWINNEEEE WE HATE DA STUPID TTIINNNGGG WE WANNA PAINT IT GWEEENN"

J- THE MAILMAN WAS AT THE DOOR

K- "I HAVE A PACKAGE FOR SANTI CLAWS" SAID DA MAILMAN

J- UUUMMMMMM ::SNATCHES PACKAGE AND RUNS AROUND WITH IT SCREAMING:: SANTA DOES EXIST!!! ::SNIFFLE::

K- EVIL MISLEADING PARENTS

J- AARRRGGGHHH ::PICKS UP 'WOO PIG SOOIE' BIG FOAM FINGA AND STARTS HACKING AWAY AT THE PEPPER SLICES:: MOOOHAHAHAHA

K- ::SNEEZE:: HACHOO AWWW MAN THE LIGHTBULB WENT DEAD

J- "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THOU KILLED ITH!"

K- ::BOWING AT LIGHTBULB:: HYPER HYPER HYPER.I HAVE TWENTY BUCKS IN MY WALLET

J- "POP GOES DA WEASEL" THE EVIL BAD GUY SAID AS HE K- GREW A MUSTACHE

J- IS IT BORING IN HERE OR IS IT JUST YOU? MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! YAY!!!

K- ::BOOM:: THE CAT EXPLODES

J- ::SCREAMS AS THEY WATCH PEOPLE DO CHEERS OFF THE DIVING BOARD::

K- ::STARES BLANKLY:: UHHH....OH, RIGHT ::HESITATION::

J- "OBIWAN KANOBI ::SINGS STAR WARS THEME:: OOSHKALA!"

K-"THE SASQUATCHES ARE TAKING OVER..AARRGGHHH!!! ::POINTING:: MOOHAHAHA I SEE THEM THEY'RE COMING.HIDE THE CHEESE."

J- ::STILL PRETENDING LIKE SHE IS IN EPISODE I::

K- ::KABLAM:: THE DOG FELL ON THE HOUSE

J- "ONCE I WAS A WOODEN BOY A LITTLE WOODEN BOY!!!!" SCREAMS THE PUMPKIN MAN

K- "THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!"

J- "MACARONI !!!!!!"

K- "POOPSIE, I'M ALL OUT OF PEPPERS ::STARES AT EMPTY ZIPLOC BAG MOURNFULLY::"

J- I DON'T LIKE PEPPERS

K- I DO

J- YOU DON'T ROCK

K- LOUMONKIE!!!! ARRRGGHHH ::BOTH SCREAM AND TUG AT HAIR IN HYSTERICS::

J-

K-

J- ::SIGH:: WE ARE CURRENTLY TRYING TO DEAL WITH AN EMOTIONAL SCAR THAT IS PERMANENTLY PLACED UPON OUR HEARTS.WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU.