Seven of Nine was feeling phine when all of a sudden someone put a magnet near her head and her memory was wiped, so she turned back into a borg drone and attacked every one. Paris and a bunch of others had a good thing going playing dead, until the scumbag Ensign Mutcer (spell it backwards) dropped down "dead" within seven's view, so she assimilated all those people. Captain janeway ran up behind seven and whacked her with a standard-starfleet issue hypercrowbar, but got killed when she missed and fell out an airlock. Tuvok tried to do a Vulcan mind-meld, but got himself assimilated into a quivering mass of ears and eyebrows. Kim the wise motion of standing with his back against the wall, and just kept firing his phaser and screaming obscure references to disco. Seven did him a favour an stuck a photon grenade in his mouth, blowing him apart. Chakotay tried to worm his way out of certain death by performing a bizarre, squeegee kid-themed striptease with several other male crewmen in the mess hall, but was only hurt more when seven extended her nanoprobe injection tubes. B'lanna's decapitated body was running round from the previous story, so seven ground it up into nutritional supplement. The doctor was the last one left, but was crazy because some q*hole stole his mobile emitter, so he replicated a shotgun and blasted seven in the face when she entered sickbay to find a band-aid for a bruise. She died. The doctor, being crazy and all, fashioned a crude mobile emitter from seven's smoking head, and roamed the ship eating everyone's bodies.
