Chapter 2-Fast Money
Louie: "We're back. I am here with the Carter family who won the game. I am here with the richest grandmother in the world, Millicent Carter. You ready to play fast money?"
Millicent: "Yes."
Louie: "The clock starts when I finish the first question...good luck."
Millicent: "Thank you, Louie. Nice tie."
Louie: "Thank you. Nice skirt. Can I see what's under it?"
Millicent: "I can whoop yo ass, remember that!"
Louie: "Here we go...first question."
Louie: "Name a character on South Park."
Millicent: "Umm...(thinks to herself).....KENNY?"
Louie: "Name a food that you eat with your fingers."
Millicent: "Corn."
Louie: "Name a curse word for female."
Millicent: "You actually want me to do this one...alright if you say so...Bitch."
Louie: "Name a city in California."
Millicent: "Oh that's easy, Los Angeles."
Louie: "Last question, name a thing that you get in an airport."
Millicent: "Newspaper."
Louie: "Time's up...Let's see how you did."
Louie: "I asked, "Name a character on South Park."
Louie: "You said, Kenny."
Louie: "Survey says....35."
Louie: "If you do this good on the next questions, I don't think we need Eleanor out here."
Louie: "I asked you to name a food that you eat with your fingers."
Louie: "You said...corn."
Louie: "Survey says....25."
Louie: "The next question was..."Name a curse word for female."
Louie: "You said...bitch. That's the number one answer."
Louie: "Survey says.....45."
Louie: "Do me a favor...go touch the screen!"
(Millicent touches the screen...the total there is 155.)
Louie: "Gosh darn it, we don't even have to get Eleanor out here."
(Eleanor runs out and almost falls on her ass screaming.)
(They all hug)
(Camera pans over to Abby...and they notice she isn't in her seat.)
Louie: "Where's Abby?"
(Camera pans over to Carter and Abby...they're making out on the floor.)
Louie: "Oh there they are! Ha ha."
Louie: "I guess the sex is great now huh?"
Louie: "Come join the fued!"
Louie: "We're back. I am here with the Carter family who won the game. I am here with the richest grandmother in the world, Millicent Carter. You ready to play fast money?"
Millicent: "Yes."
Louie: "The clock starts when I finish the first question...good luck."
Millicent: "Thank you, Louie. Nice tie."
Louie: "Thank you. Nice skirt. Can I see what's under it?"
Millicent: "I can whoop yo ass, remember that!"
Louie: "Here we go...first question."
Louie: "Name a character on South Park."
Millicent: "Umm...(thinks to herself).....KENNY?"
Louie: "Name a food that you eat with your fingers."
Millicent: "Corn."
Louie: "Name a curse word for female."
Millicent: "You actually want me to do this one...alright if you say so...Bitch."
Louie: "Name a city in California."
Millicent: "Oh that's easy, Los Angeles."
Louie: "Last question, name a thing that you get in an airport."
Millicent: "Newspaper."
Louie: "Time's up...Let's see how you did."
Louie: "I asked, "Name a character on South Park."
Louie: "You said, Kenny."
Louie: "Survey says....35."
Louie: "If you do this good on the next questions, I don't think we need Eleanor out here."
Louie: "I asked you to name a food that you eat with your fingers."
Louie: "You said...corn."
Louie: "Survey says....25."
Louie: "The next question was..."Name a curse word for female."
Louie: "You said...bitch. That's the number one answer."
Louie: "Survey says.....45."
Louie: "Do me a favor...go touch the screen!"
(Millicent touches the screen...the total there is 155.)
Louie: "Gosh darn it, we don't even have to get Eleanor out here."
(Eleanor runs out and almost falls on her ass screaming.)
(They all hug)
(Camera pans over to Abby...and they notice she isn't in her seat.)
Louie: "Where's Abby?"
(Camera pans over to Carter and Abby...they're making out on the floor.)
Louie: "Oh there they are! Ha ha."
Louie: "I guess the sex is great now huh?"
Louie: "Come join the fued!"
