'The Ballad Of Zivilyn Bane'

Dear Zivilyn Bane I wrote to explain

I'm a psycho-fan

I just wanted to ask

Could I steal your cash?

Write back with gold if you can

You've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

What me? Well, I drink lime

I only drink lime

You've had a lotta time Zivvy

I only drink lime.

Dear Zivilyn Bane

I wrote to complain

Ya never gave cash back

How could I ever steal

Your cash when ya treat

Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

I still just drink me lime

Still just drink me lime

You've had a lotta time Zivvy

I still drink my lime.

Dear Zivilyn Bane

I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan

I must demand

You let me steal your cash.

You've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

I almost choked on lime Almost choked on lime

You've had a lotta time Zivvy

I almost choked on lime.

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Zivvy

Zivvy this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them jeweleez

Now show 'em them jeweleez.

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Zivvy

Zivvy this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them jeweleez

Now show 'em them jeweleez.

- Fwwwwrpt -

.I'm sorry, how do ya expect me to work with this distraction?

- The camera swings round to a table with Osman behind it. She is noisily stuffing her face whilst farting shitloads of methane from her gargantuan ass. The camera circles zooms in. -

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