'The Ballad Of Zivilyn Bane'
Dear Zivilyn Bane I wrote to explain
I'm a psycho-fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I steal your cash?
Write back with gold if you can
You've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
What me? Well, I drink lime
I only drink lime
You've had a lotta time Zivvy
I only drink lime.
Dear Zivilyn Bane
I wrote to complain
Ya never gave cash back
How could I ever steal
Your cash when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
I still just drink me lime
Still just drink me lime
You've had a lotta time Zivvy
I still drink my lime.
Dear Zivilyn Bane
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me steal your cash.
You've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
I almost choked on lime Almost choked on lime
You've had a lotta time Zivvy
I almost choked on lime.
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Zivvy
Zivvy this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them jeweleez
Now show 'em them jeweleez.
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Zivvy
Zivvy this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them jeweleez
Now show 'em them jeweleez.
- Fwwwwrpt -
.I'm sorry, how do ya expect me to work with this distraction?
- The camera swings round to a table with Osman behind it. She is noisily stuffing her face whilst farting shitloads of methane from her gargantuan ass. The camera circles zooms in. -
End
Dear Zivilyn Bane I wrote to explain
I'm a psycho-fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I steal your cash?
Write back with gold if you can
You've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
What me? Well, I drink lime
I only drink lime
You've had a lotta time Zivvy
I only drink lime.
Dear Zivilyn Bane
I wrote to complain
Ya never gave cash back
How could I ever steal
Your cash when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
I still just drink me lime
Still just drink me lime
You've had a lotta time Zivvy
I still drink my lime.
Dear Zivilyn Bane
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me steal your cash.
You've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
I almost choked on lime Almost choked on lime
You've had a lotta time Zivvy
I almost choked on lime.
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Zivvy
Zivvy this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them jeweleez
Now show 'em them jeweleez.
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Zivvy
Zivvy this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them jeweleez
Now show 'em them jeweleez.
- Fwwwwrpt -
.I'm sorry, how do ya expect me to work with this distraction?
- The camera swings round to a table with Osman behind it. She is noisily stuffing her face whilst farting shitloads of methane from her gargantuan ass. The camera circles zooms in. -
End
