Mama likes mambo, (dee dee dee deet dee) Mama likes mambo, (dee dee dee deet dee)..

Hi!, just chilln', watched Tenchi Muyo and the Daughter of Darkness. I got yet another idea for a story and I probably shouldn't have so many at once. (This is another reason why it's a bad idea to have too many kids or pets.)

I don't own Inu Yasha, (like I still don't own the Art of Inu Yasha!) _*

Chapter 1: MOMMY! DADDY! EEK!



"Ohhhhh," Sango moaned as she limped through the forest, "Can someone up there tell me how close we are to the village." Everyone was in a line, in front was Kagome pushing her bike weakly, next was Miroku, using his staff as a crutch, Shippou laying on his shoulder, Sango carrying her boomerang bone limped behind him, and Inu Yasha limped at the end.

"Not far, only six minutes." Kagome said softly.

"That certainly was an unmerciful battle." Miroku said.

"It was worth it." Inu Yasha said. "We've defeated all of Naraku's demons, he's out of ammo." He started to walk faster toward the front of the line, "We gotta heal fast before he regains power."

Naraku stood in the aftermath of their battle. There was blood everywhere, all of the demons and Saimyoshou and zombies..

Suddenly he realized it wasn't just their blood. Kagome, Inu Yasha, Sango and Miroku's blood was soaked into the grass as well. That's when Naraku came up with his most devious and mentally disturbing plan yet.

Everyone sat outside of Kaedes hut as the old women tended to their wounds. "Well old lady, this is the first time there was a battle around here and you didn't get messed up." Inu Yasha said.

Kaede finished on Kagome's bandages and said, "Alright, that's everyone."

"Good." Inu Yasha said standing up. "Let's go."

"What??" Sango said.

"Please, Inu Yasha. At least give the girls time to heal." Miroku said.

"Time to heal?" he said looking surprised. "We don't have time, Naraku's weak and we gotta-"

"We're weak, too! There's no way we can go out now and just jump into battle." Sango said.

"Especially you Inu Yasha." Kaede said. "I used more bandage and medicine on you then anyone else."

"You gotta take it easy." Kagome said.

"Feh. You think I'm some kind of weak mortal like you?" he asked. "I might have a lot of wounds now, but they'll be healed in a couple of hours."

"Inu Yasha, how about you go look for the shards then." Kagome said in a fed up tone.

"Okay then, I will." He said confidently and walked away.

A few hours passed into evening and he hadn't even found a lead. Usually Kagome would've been there with him to sense one. Suddenly out of nowhere, a demon stepped in. He looked kind of like a giant silver alligator with blue eyes and samurai armor. He stood on his back feet making him two stories high. He looked down at Inu Yasha like he was a tasty snack. The Alligator demon held up his claws and they grew long and sharp.

Inu Yasha smirked confidently. A low level demon like that would be no problem. He drew the steel cleaving fang and stood ready to fight. The demon swiped at him, but Inu Yasha parried it with tetsusaiga. As the dog demon was knocked back, he felt his wounds like reminding knives of pain. He fell to his knees and groaned.

That's when he realized he couldn't stand up. He looked up at the demon that was bringing his claws to slash the hanyo in half.

SHING!

There was a flash of light, The Alligator demon stood still for a few seconds then collapsed in a heap. The smell of death filled Inu Yasha's nostrils. Suddenly, from behind the demon stepped a young women about fifteen years old. She wore a pink kimono that was decorated with white flowers. She had long black hair and large brown eyes. A dagger hilt was tied in her sash. She walked over to him and looked down at him with large pretty eyes.

Inu Yasha couldn't take the staring. He stood himself up using his sword as a prop. He got ready to tell her to get lost when all of a sudden she flung her arms around him and screamed, "I'm so happy!"

He stood there shocked. Her scent was oddly familiar but most of it was a really strong flowered smell. He started to recover. "Wha-what are you-?"

"I am so glad I got here in time, I thought I wouldn't make it!" she said. She stood back a little and looked at him with admiration.

"What are you talking about?" he said glaring at her.

She looked at him in disbelief, "You mean you don't know what tonight is?" she pointed up into the twilight sky.

He looked up at where she was pointing and realized, "The new moon!" he then looked at her in shocked confusion. "How do you know about that??" he asked. He began his transformation to human.

Suddenly her eyes welled up with tears. He cocked an eyebrow at her. It was weird to him because the only two people who ever made him feel guilty were Kagome and Kikyo. "Wh-what's wrong with you?" he asked.

She looked at him then glomped him again, "Oh Daddy!" she cried. "I missed you so much!"

Inu Yasha's eyes popped.



Sango and Kagome decided to go for a walk. They were passing a hut when they heard a women scream, "Pervert!" then they heard a loud smack.

Kagome sighed.

Sango rolled up her sleeves and went to go pound the living daylights out of Miroku. But instead another Monk fell out from behind a house and scrambled away. The women threw things at him as he tried to escape.

"Looks like our Monk has competition." Sango said. They walked over to him. "Would you get up?!" Sango said disgustedly. He looked up at her with a shocked expression. His black hair strongly resembled Kohaku's. His eyes were warm and charming. He stood up still staring at Sango. He was taller then both girls, but he was young, probably sixteen or fifteen. He wore black clothes. He kept his left hand hidden in his robes and his other hand held a plain black staff.

Sango sweatdropped and saw the same look that Miroku gave her. "Don't get any ideas pal." She said.

Her smiled at her like Miroku usually did too. "Mom?!" he suddenly said.

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So, so coooolllllll!!!! I hope you like it because I do! ^_^