I tried the vanilla coke and I've noticed that the vanilla flavor comes out more when the soda's flat. On a rating of 1 to 10, I give it an 8 ½.

Scorpiogal hugs an Inu Yasha plushie. "Mine!"

Rumiko Takahashi comes over and yanks it out of her grip, "MINE!!"

Scorpiogal's bottom lip trembles as she watches her walk away with it. "WAAHHHH!!!"

I don't own Inu Yasha and co, never did, never will. T_T

But I own their kids! WAHAHAHAHAHA! :-D

CHAPTER 3!!!!! Dare to Compare

Sango sat with a tense aurora around her. She watched as Musuko and Miroku argued about who's staff was cooler. Kagome and Shippou watched as the Inu's quarreled.

"Would you just take off your shirt!?" Inu Onna said holding up the first aid kit.

"I don't need your help!" Inu Yasha growled at her.

"What do you think Kaede?" Kagome asked. "Are these people delusional or what?"

Kaede looked at the two and said. "I can only come to one conclusion."

"And?" Everyone said.

"They're from the future?" Kaede said. "Maybe in the future they came through the well to meet us."

Kagome sweatdropped, "You mean these are our kids in the future?"

"Correct." Said Kaede. "But I'm just guess-"

"Alright!" Inu Yasha stood up and shouted. "That must mean that we finally defeat Naraku!" he said, completely ignoring the fact that he and Kagome had a child.

"I don't think so, Inu Yasha." Miroku suddenly said. "Look, my son has an air rip in his hand. If Naraku was defeated he wouldn't have that."

Inu Yasha's face dropped, "But, what does that mean?"

"It means that in the future we're still chasing him!" Sango said.

"Quick! Tell us what you've seen in the future!" Inu Yasha shook Inu Onna.

"I don't know!" She said.

Inu Yasha let her go and said, "What do you mean you don't know? You're the ones from the future!"

"I don't remember anything except my mother's and father's face." She said.

"That's strange." Miroku said. "How about you, Musuko?"

"I only remember coming through the well and seeing this charming creature." He said extending a hand to Inu Onna. She and Inu Yasha narrowed their eyes at him.

Musuko just rolled his eyes back and smiled toward his mother.

'That kid wouldn't be perverted enough to touch me, would he?' she thought as he gave her a Miroku smile. 'I've heard of Oedipus.'

"SIT!" Inu Onna shouted.

WHAM!

Inu Onna sat on her subdued father and pulled off his shirt.

"You b****!" Inu Yasha shouted.

"Sit!" Kagome said. Inu Yasha hit the ground again. "Don't swear in front of your daughter!" Kagome said.

Everyone sat on the hill and waited for the sun to come up.

"You know, Inu Onna looks a lot like you, Kagome, but Inu Yasha? I don't really see the resemblance." Shippou said.

"She's stubborn like him." Kagome said.

"No way! She gets that from you!" Inu Yasha said.

"Where is she anyway?" Sango said.

"She went to take a bath. Which is too bad, she's gonna miss the sunrise." Kagome said.

Musuko got up and started to walk away. Sango grabbed the back of his shirt, "Where do you think you're going?"

"Oh! I was just-going to get my scrolls." He said.

"Yeah, I'll bet. Sit down." She ordered him.

The sun came up. Inu Yasha's hair turned white, his claws and fangs grew back, his eyes became golden, and his dog-ears popped up.

Suddenly Inu Onna walked up rubbing her hair in a towel. "Hey Mom! You won't believe it, there's this great hot spring nearby! Maybe we could go there later today." She pulled the towel off her head and fluffy white hair tumbled onto her shoulders. She looked at Kagome with warm golden eyes. Everyone looked at her. Inu Yasha was especially freaked out.

"Inu Onna-?" Kagome said.

"Hold that thought." she said, raising a clawed hand to her. Then she clenched her fist and closed her eyes. She looked like she was bracing herself. Suddenly two dog-ears popped up on top of her head. She exhaled contentedly and fluffed her white hair. "That's my favorite part!" she smiled a mouth of canines.

"Well isn't that interesting." Miroku said. "Both Inu Yasha and Inu Onna become human during the new moon."

They had already started looking for shikon shards. Musuko sat on a huge cart with two white horses drawn. "What's all of this?" Inu Onna asked him. "There was a man who had an ominous cloud above his house and I offered to exorcise his house if he gave me transportation." Musuko said.

"That's my son!" Miroku beamed with pride.

Everyone else sighed.

"You're tainted, corrupt!" Inu Onna said.

"At least I'm not a stupid girl." He said.

"Girls aren't stupid!" she said. "Feh." She huffed loudly and sat next to him. Suddenly she felt something on her butt. Her eyes grew wide.

"PERVERT!" she screamed. She tackled him and they both fell in the mud fighting.

"Children! Behave!" Kagome said.

Suddenly Kagome and Inu Onna looked up at the same time. "Hey Mom! Do you feel what I feel?" the dog girl asked.

"Yep." Kagome said. She pointed straight ahead. "Shikon shards thata' way."

They arrived at a village where two giant Cobra demons were terrorizing the people. "I have an idea!" Inu Onna said. "How about you let me and Musuko fight them!"

Everyone looked at Inu Yasha.

"Feh," he said. "I don't care, go get yourself killed."

Musuko jumped off of the cart and stood infront of cobra demon 1. He grabbed the front of his black robes and threw it up into the air. Under it he had on an exterminator outfit resembling Sango's. He took his black staff in both hands and struck it bottem of it on the ground. A long cycle blade popped up on it and he was ready for battle.

Inu Onna stood in front of cobra demon two. She cracked her knuckles and pulled out her dagger. "Oh no, a dagger!" the cobra demon said mockingly. "I'd better run and hide!"

"Yeah you'd better!" she said. Then she held the dagger up and said, "Tetsusaiga Dagger, extend!" The dagger became a long sharp fang.

Everyone stared in wonder. Both of them carved the demons into pieces, and the best part was that not only did they have two new shikon shards, but everyone (who wore shoes) left with a pair of snake skin boots.

Itglowsinthedark!Itglowsinthedark!Itglowsinthedark!Itglowsinthedark!

Awwwww! They're so cute! I love this story like it was my little sister.

Sara:Hey!