(Singing)That's the waaaayyy they became the Inu bunch!-oh, hi! ^_^;;;;
I still don't own Inu Yasha, nothing's changed.
Chapter 4: Bonding
"Play with me!"
"No."
"Play with me!"
"No!"
"Mom!"
"Inu Yasha, play with her!" Kagome said.
"No!" Inu Yasha said. He sat Indian style with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face.
Inu Onna sat down next to him, and then mimicked his pose.
Inu Yasha looked at her out of the corner of his eye and sweatdropped. She looked at him out of the corner of her eye and smiled mischievously.
Inu Yasha sighed in irritation.
Inu Onna imitated his sigh.
He looked at her and said, "Why don't you go play with matches?"
She looked at him and said, "Why don't you go play with matches?"
"Don't do that." He said flatly.
"Don't do that." She said with humor building up in the back of her throat.
"Seriously, go away." He said.
"Seriously, go away." She giggled.
He turned to face her all the way and said, "How much blood, could an oni bug chug, if an oni bug could chug blood."
She said nothing and sweatdropped.
"That's right, b****, shut up." He said. He got up and walked away.
Inu Onna watched him walk away sadly. "Mommy, I think Daddy hates me." She said turning to Kagome.
"Don't mind him." Kagome said. "Inu Yasha's got a permanent wedgie. Deep down inside though, he loves you more then anything."
Inu Onna hugged Kagome and they sat together as mother and daughter.
Musuko smiled at Sango who looked back at him expressionlessly. "Come on, say it! You know you want to!" he smiled and his white Miroku teeth reflected the sun's light.
Sango gave in smiling, "Okay, those moves were pretty cool."
"Those demons were nothing." Musuko said. "I bet they would have been grains of sand to you, Mother!"
Sango blushed and laughed, "Well I don't know about that."
Suddenly Miroku came up and said, "Let's go Musuko."
Sango looked at him confused, "Where are you taking him?"
"I'm just going to tell him about the family mission." Miroku said.
"Well, I'm spending time with him right now." Sango said.
"How about we both tell him then." Sango said.
"Tell me what?" Musuko asked.
"Musuko, have you ever wondered why that air rip is in your hand?" Miroku asked.
Musuko looked at his hand and said, "To suck up things?"
"Well, no and yes." Miroku said. He told Musuko the story of Naraku and how his grandfather got his air rip.
"Do you understand?" Sango asked.
Musuko looked in awe then he raised an eyebrow at them, "Did you say he wears a monkey suit?"
Miroku, Sango and Musuko walked over to Kagome and Inu Onna. Musuko walked up to Inu Onna, held her hands, and asked, "Please bear my child."
Inu Onna appeared taken aback. Then she smiled evily and said. "Sure, meet me in Kaede's hut in a half hour."
"Cool!" Musuko said and walked off.
Inu Onna sat down and smirked like Inu Yasha.
Miroku watched jealously, "That's not fair! It wasn't that easy for me!"
"You dope, she's not really going to do it." Sango said. Then she sweatdropped and looked at Inu Onna. "Are you?"
"Heck no!" Inu Onna said. "He's a sick freak, the only reason why I keep him around is because he's nice to look at, but until he learns some manners, the number one rule remains: look, don't touch."
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As the chapter ends, I leave you with one word that answers all problems..
FEH!
I still don't own Inu Yasha, nothing's changed.
Chapter 4: Bonding
"Play with me!"
"No."
"Play with me!"
"No!"
"Mom!"
"Inu Yasha, play with her!" Kagome said.
"No!" Inu Yasha said. He sat Indian style with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face.
Inu Onna sat down next to him, and then mimicked his pose.
Inu Yasha looked at her out of the corner of his eye and sweatdropped. She looked at him out of the corner of her eye and smiled mischievously.
Inu Yasha sighed in irritation.
Inu Onna imitated his sigh.
He looked at her and said, "Why don't you go play with matches?"
She looked at him and said, "Why don't you go play with matches?"
"Don't do that." He said flatly.
"Don't do that." She said with humor building up in the back of her throat.
"Seriously, go away." He said.
"Seriously, go away." She giggled.
He turned to face her all the way and said, "How much blood, could an oni bug chug, if an oni bug could chug blood."
She said nothing and sweatdropped.
"That's right, b****, shut up." He said. He got up and walked away.
Inu Onna watched him walk away sadly. "Mommy, I think Daddy hates me." She said turning to Kagome.
"Don't mind him." Kagome said. "Inu Yasha's got a permanent wedgie. Deep down inside though, he loves you more then anything."
Inu Onna hugged Kagome and they sat together as mother and daughter.
Musuko smiled at Sango who looked back at him expressionlessly. "Come on, say it! You know you want to!" he smiled and his white Miroku teeth reflected the sun's light.
Sango gave in smiling, "Okay, those moves were pretty cool."
"Those demons were nothing." Musuko said. "I bet they would have been grains of sand to you, Mother!"
Sango blushed and laughed, "Well I don't know about that."
Suddenly Miroku came up and said, "Let's go Musuko."
Sango looked at him confused, "Where are you taking him?"
"I'm just going to tell him about the family mission." Miroku said.
"Well, I'm spending time with him right now." Sango said.
"How about we both tell him then." Sango said.
"Tell me what?" Musuko asked.
"Musuko, have you ever wondered why that air rip is in your hand?" Miroku asked.
Musuko looked at his hand and said, "To suck up things?"
"Well, no and yes." Miroku said. He told Musuko the story of Naraku and how his grandfather got his air rip.
"Do you understand?" Sango asked.
Musuko looked in awe then he raised an eyebrow at them, "Did you say he wears a monkey suit?"
Miroku, Sango and Musuko walked over to Kagome and Inu Onna. Musuko walked up to Inu Onna, held her hands, and asked, "Please bear my child."
Inu Onna appeared taken aback. Then she smiled evily and said. "Sure, meet me in Kaede's hut in a half hour."
"Cool!" Musuko said and walked off.
Inu Onna sat down and smirked like Inu Yasha.
Miroku watched jealously, "That's not fair! It wasn't that easy for me!"
"You dope, she's not really going to do it." Sango said. Then she sweatdropped and looked at Inu Onna. "Are you?"
"Heck no!" Inu Onna said. "He's a sick freak, the only reason why I keep him around is because he's nice to look at, but until he learns some manners, the number one rule remains: look, don't touch."
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As the chapter ends, I leave you with one word that answers all problems..
FEH!
