That Dude in the Mirror
By Dekugirl


Ok, It's like, one day I was over at Zelda's, which made me kinda happy 'cause we had been fighting a lot that week. Actually, the only reason I was over there was to argue over whether her eyebrows were green or not.

"No, Link! They are NOT green!" Zelda screamed at me, "They're just a really bright shade of yellow!!!"

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, so Zelda went to open it.

"Impa!" she said, "What do you want?"

"His Highness requests your presence, your Royal Pain-in-the-Arse," Impa replied.

"Fine, fine.." Zelda muttered. As she turned to leave, she shot a glare at me.

"DO. NOT. TOUCH. ANYTHING." she said darkly before turning and walking out of the room with Impa following her.

Now, I normally wouldn't bother to look around Zelda's room, but today was different. Suddenly, something sparkly caught my eye.

I quickly walked over to it and gawked. It was a little gold mirror with rubies in it. Zelda liked it a lot because she had just gotten it for her birthday.

But check this out! You will NOT believe this, but when I looked into it, there was this guy staring back that looked exactly like me!

Well, I'm not one to be impolite, so I smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Link."

The guy in the mirror replied by smiling and saying, "Hello, my name is Link." at exactly the same time I did!

"Really?" I gasped, "Your name is Link, too?"

He responded by saying, "Really? Your name is Link, too?" at the same time as I did again!

I was starting to get ticked off. "Are you mimicking me?" I asked.

He was SO rude! He said the same thing as I did at the same time AGAIN!

"Stop it!" I screamed. "Stop it!" he said at the same time as I did once again!

Normally I'm not the type to lose my temper, but THIS was a completely differnet thing! I punxhed his right in the face and the mirror shattered.

That brought Zelda running. When she saw her mirror, she screamed with rage. "LINK!!!" she screamed, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY MIRROR!?!?!?!"

Now don't get me wrong. I TRIED to explain about the rude guy in the mirror, but she just wouldn't listen. Then I tried to SHOW her the rude guy in the mirror, but he seemed to have dissapeared when the mirror shattered.

So she made me clean up the broken glass. With my bare hands.

Suddenly I saw something! In the mirror shards, there were millions of rude guys that looked like me! He must have come back to haunt me as an amoeba!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I let out a scream and ran out of the castle screaming about how the rude guy had come back to haunt me.

Their response was locking me up in a mental hospital. But I know that rude mirror guy is still out there. BEWARE THE MIRRORS!!!

The End!