New Age Riot
Disclaimer: I made this parody 2 years before I came to fanfiction.net. So, enjoy
this lost parody!
Who that yappin' up and down the street?
It's just me, cause I'm the president.
I got a touch that could kill you.
Who's your maker? Yes, I am.
We got ourselves a business and we got big reactors.
but if AVALANCHE comes, time to throw the slackers.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Throw out the FIRE and STEAL.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
I'm gonna get Neo Bahamut.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Are you still running around?
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
We're gonna beat into the ground.
Go, Rufie!
Well, Reno and Rude are the big bad Turks.
You may not known where Elena lurks.
Don't forget about my homey Tseng,
One more left, that would be me.
The Huge Materia is just as good as ours.
Once we kill Sephiroth, then we're gonna buy fast cars!
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
We're on the hunt for that little ancient.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Would it help if we an agent?
We're in a New Age Riot!
We're in a New Age Riot!
We're in a New Age Riot!
You got Reno.
And you got Rude.
Don't forget Elena.
And that Reeve.
And then, Scar-ar-ar-let.
President Rufus.
Don't forget Palmer.
Ancient Tseng.
Whoa, the Huge Materia is just as good as ours.
Once we kill Sephiroth, then we're gonna buy fast cars!
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Throw out the FIRE and STEAL.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
I'm gonna get Neo Bahamut.
New Age Riot! (RIOT!)
We're on the hunt for that little ancient.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Would it help if we an agent?
We're in a New Age Riot!
We're in a New Age Riot!
We're in a New Age Riot!
I think we're about ready to bust Cloud Strife...
Disclaimer: I made this parody 2 years before I came to fanfiction.net. So, enjoy
this lost parody!
Who that yappin' up and down the street?
It's just me, cause I'm the president.
I got a touch that could kill you.
Who's your maker? Yes, I am.
We got ourselves a business and we got big reactors.
but if AVALANCHE comes, time to throw the slackers.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Throw out the FIRE and STEAL.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
I'm gonna get Neo Bahamut.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Are you still running around?
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
We're gonna beat into the ground.
Go, Rufie!
Well, Reno and Rude are the big bad Turks.
You may not known where Elena lurks.
Don't forget about my homey Tseng,
One more left, that would be me.
The Huge Materia is just as good as ours.
Once we kill Sephiroth, then we're gonna buy fast cars!
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
We're on the hunt for that little ancient.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Would it help if we an agent?
We're in a New Age Riot!
We're in a New Age Riot!
We're in a New Age Riot!
You got Reno.
And you got Rude.
Don't forget Elena.
And that Reeve.
And then, Scar-ar-ar-let.
President Rufus.
Don't forget Palmer.
Ancient Tseng.
Whoa, the Huge Materia is just as good as ours.
Once we kill Sephiroth, then we're gonna buy fast cars!
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Throw out the FIRE and STEAL.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
I'm gonna get Neo Bahamut.
New Age Riot! (RIOT!)
We're on the hunt for that little ancient.
New Age Riot. (RIOT!)
Would it help if we an agent?
We're in a New Age Riot!
We're in a New Age Riot!
We're in a New Age Riot!
I think we're about ready to bust Cloud Strife...
