This one's a shorty. As previously stated, this is not meant to make sense. It's a parody, for Pete's sake!

Disclaimer: **rolls eyes** Last time I make note of the fact: it's in the first chapter.

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Having died for Legolas, she had to find some way to be brought back to life. After all, there was one facet of her talents he hadn't seen.

Since she was a powerful sorceress, she sent a message to Gandalf, telling him how to bring her back to life. Since she had saved his life in Moria and destroyed the evil and utterly tasteless Balrog, he agreed.

Of course, he used up all his magic and died in the process.

The other members of the Fellowship spent weeks and weeks comforting her and convincing her that it wasn't her fault.

After all, who wanted that old coot, anyway?

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