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Author's Note: OK, what did you guys think of the first chapter? Wasn't it beautiful. It was SO funny, our review box.is probably..empty. LOL! READ!

Chapter 2-Allison's Screwed over…Yet again…By guess who?

OK last time, Sarah, Jennifer and Allison had just been transported.and may I add, SCREWED OVER by Sarah.as you might imagine, this happens a lot. like the time when Allison was kidnapped and Sarah and I had to go to Hong Kong to try and rescue her from kung-fu fighters, naturally I lost my leg and I was drenched in sewage.Sarah ended up with a coma and Allison got out of trouble all by herself, after blowing up the U.S. Embassy.OK LETS CONTINUE..

"So what's the deal?" Sarah blurted out. "Are you gonna tell us what the hell we're doing here or are we going to wait around here all day, sunbathing?"

"The object of the game is to reach my castle in thirteen hours OR one of you will become my queen. I'm hoping the mouthy blonde."

"HEY!"

"Well this will be easy" said Allison as she pulled out her bazooka from out of no where.

"Oh honestly Allison, remember what he said he would do to us? He'd throw us into that swamp thingy!" Jen reminded.

Jareth pointed to the clock and said, "Annnnnndddd...GO!"

Sarah ran to the gates screaming as if it was a race, Allison slumped over cleaning her pistol, and Jen opened up a huge book on Thesius and the Minotaur. "Hey, there might be something useful in here!"

Sarah kicked the gates of the labyrinth with all her might, swearing along the way, trying to get them opened. Nothing budged. Jen pulled Sarah towards her saying, "Sarah, It says.PULL!"

"Nothing's what it seems Jen."

"Awww man, I was hoping that I would be able to blow something up"

"SHUTUP ALLISON!" said Sarah and Jennifer at once.

The three friends, after they got the door opened, walked into the depths of the labyrinth. They soon reached the never-ending corridor, where they found the cutest little worm that they had ever seen. Sarah started towards the worm, but Jen held her back. "Wait! It could be dangerous, lets look it up in a text book!"

"Yes! It's my turn to kill something!"

"No, No Allison, it might be quite friendly"

"If you three will STOP deciding my fate, I might be able to tell you something useful!" the worm said.

"WHAT!" ,all three yelled.

"There are hidden openings in the walls. Try walking through that wall right over there."

Sarah ran to the wall..in fact, she ran head first right into a solid brick wall. "OW! YOU LITTLE LYING BASTARD, YOU GO SQUISH NOW!" Sarah raised her foot, but was tackled by Allison.

"HEY IT'S MY TURN! I haven't killed something in two hours. I'm starting to forget the thrill of blood shed. Muahahahaha."

Getting fearful for his life, the worm explained the accident, "You missed it you stupid prat.the opening is about a foot to the right of where you almost bashed your head into your neck."

This time, Jen tried. She, unlike her friend, felt the wall with her hand not her head, her hand.like all sane people would do. Sarah-HEY! Jen- Haha!

The girls travelled on through the maze.but wait! Where was Allison? Sarah and Jennifer knew that their friend would be OK so they continued on through the labyrinth. A few minutes later they came across two doors guarded by weird little dudes.they said, "One of us tells the truth and one of us always lies". "OK Shut up, lets just pick one, ca mon Jen, which one will it be?"

"Sarah, we just can't rush into things like this. This merits some good, hard research!"

"All right Jen, you take the one on the right, I'll take the one on the left." Both girls opened the doors at exactly the same time, both stepping three feet and then falling straight into a tunnel of.hands?

In Sarah's tunnel, "AHHH! Hey Don't you touch me there! What is this? RAPE!" One Hand said, "Would you like us to let you go?" They dropped Sarah down into the dark Oubliette.

Meanwhile.In Jen's hole, she was already pulling out her book light and reading on how to break out of fantasy prisons, which she had borrowed from Allison just yesterday for a bit of light reading.

At Jareth's castle, he watched them from a crystal in his throne room. His goblin minions broke out in laughter at the misfortune of the girls. "Shut UP!" Jareth said. "They should not have gotten this far. They should have given up by now." "They'll never give up", said a goblin. "Won't they? They're about to face more difficult challenges, they'll soon give up when they realize that they have had enough. Then the mouthy blonde will be mine!" He laughed out loud and the goblins stared at him in silence. "Well, laugh!" The goblins joined him in his maniacal laughter.

Sarah continued to try and find a way out, while Jen had escaped a while ago thanks to Allison's

trusty handbook. She walked around calling her friends names, but no one answered.until.

"Hey Jen you want to see my new chain saw and hockey mask?" Allison yelled very quickly as she hopped out of a clump of bushes.

"Oh lookie what else I made.It's a sundial! Look we only have eleven hours to go!" Jen sighed.Allison looked past Jen and noticed a frog sitting on a rock dangerously close to the edge of a cliff.

"Hey look a frog! Lets skin it alive, then we can have a decent meal for once!" Allison charged at the frog which croaked and hopped out of the way. "AH!" Allison screamed as she was hanging from the edge of the cliff. "What is that smell?"

"Oh no! Allison did you blow anything up while we were separated, it could be Jareth trying to throw you into the bog!"

"That bastard I only squished an ant!" Allison screamed as she clutched to Jen's hands. Jen tried to pull her up but.Sarah all of a sudden came out of no where. "Hey guys, I came as soon as I heard Allison scream", Sarah said quickly in excitement flailing her arms and causing Jen to let go of Allison. Allison plunged into the Bog of Eternal Stench. "Don't worry Allison we'll save you!" Sarah yelled as she tossed Jen a long vine. They both grabbed a hold of their vines and swung down to the shore of the bog, with Sarah yelling like Tarzan, looking for Allison. By the time they reached the bottom, Allison had already swum to shore and resembled a drowned rat. Jen and Sarah started laughing, and Sarah gave the occasional snort. As Sarah extended a long stick to pull Allison up, Allison warned, "Sarah." "Yeah?" very fast."

TBC

Now wasn't that hilarious. We're still thinking of how Jen is gonna get screwed over. We're having fun writing this stuff, so we'll have our next chapter soon.