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Author's Note: Well, we thought of a way for Jen to get screwed over by Sarah. We hope and think you'll like it. The sad thing is that it's New Year's Day of 2002 at exactly 2:00am. (we're at a sleepover) Oh Sadness. And we don't have ANY reviews. Then again, we only posted the other 2 chapters tonight. So, who are we to complain? Anyways, we hope by now you've gotten to know our characters. Read and Review.Or I'll kick your ass.
Chapter 3 - More screwing over
After bathing Allison in the Tomato juice she happened to have, the 3 best friends continued their "quest". Sarah-Hey, this is no quest from Zelda I'll tell ya that Jen-Shut up Sarah, you're breaking character. Anyways, Jen, Allison and Sarah were walking along, concentrating on getting to that damn castle way way WAAAAY over there. Suddenly Sarah paused.. "Hey guys, nothing's happened lately. I mean, that dude hasn't screwed us over in a while." "Aaaaaw Sarah shut up! You're gonna jinx us! We're making good progress." Jen said. "Yeah," Allison agreed. "Besides, nothin's gonna happenAAAAHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" they screamed. They fell through yet another hole. Their landing was a hard one, they landing on Allison. Sarah got up from the pile and complained "Why. is EVERYTHING.DOING THAT!" She was obviously fed up with this CRAP. "What the hell are YOU complaining about? You're not at the bottom of a DOG PILE! GET OFFA ME JEN!" Allison yelled.
"Ok, ok, ok, just calm down everyone. All we gotta do find a way out of the well I guess it's a dark abyss." Jen explained. "Uh-huh, yeah and how are we supposed to calm down when there is a GOBLIN sitting RIGHT there!" Sarah said frantically.
"What? Let's kill it!"
"ALLISON!"
"Ah, what have we here?" asked the goblin dude.
"Uh-oh."
"What Jen. What kind of news that's gonna piss me off do you have to tell me now?"
"Well, let's just think back to the movie. When Sarah and Hoggle were down here, who was disguised just..like...this?"
"Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!" Sarah whined while leaning forward to get a closer look. She cupped her hands to her mouth and screamed: "GO AWAY!"
The disguised Goblin King removed his mask and stood up. "I should have known you would remember my tricks. Although I must admit they are getting pretty old."
"And so are we just standing here now what do you got up your sleeve THIS time!" Allison asked clearly annoyed.
"I just came to see how the game was going. And you Sarah, how are you enjoying my Labyrinth?" he said putting an arm against the wall near Sarah's head.
"It's DAMN easy."
"Really?"
"Ohohohoho no Sarah." Jen laughed.
"So the Labyrinth's damn easy is it? Well, let's see how you deal with THIS." Jareth said with a smirk as he conjured ANOTHER crystal and hurled it into the abyss. Sarah-as Jen would call it Jen-Damn straight Allison- Just keep typing I'm tired.
The crystal took the form of the huge metal contraption from the movie. "Oh NO! The Cleaners!" Jen yelled. "What!" Sarah screamed jaw-dropped. "Damn it Sarah, you screwed us AGAIN!" Allison said stating the obvious. "Run you idiots!" Jen said running down the corridor.
They ran screaming at the top of their lungs, always looking back. Then, they reached the dead end at the locked gates. But there was that same side door. "Even I know this one, it's PUSH!" Sarah yelled through the sound of metal on stone.
"Wait! I got my bazooka!" Allison reached behind her back and pulled out her favourite weapon of all-time. "Die door!"
They ran into the hidden corridor just before the cleaners cut Jen's ponytail off. "There Allison, are you happy now? You finally used your bazooka." Sarah snapped.
"Guys, look! A ladder. Let's open my book. There might be something on ladders!"
"Like I said, nothing's what it see..Aw what the hell."
They climbed up the ladder. Naturally, Sarah almost fell with her lack of gracefulness. When they reached the top, they came out of.a pot? "Hey look! It's a OLD person!" Sarah pointed to the wise-man with the bird hat.
"It's got a bird hat on it's head! Let's kill it!"
"No Allison, here, read a book."
"Please sir, can you like ya know help us?" Sarah asked trying to hide her impoliteness.
"Oh! 3 young girls! And what can I do for you?"
"Well," Jen began "We have to get to the castle and since you're the wise- man we thought you could give us some advice. Some advice that's NOT in one of my books."
The bird hat thing upon the old man's head started chattering just as the wise-man opened his mouth to speak: "He's probably gonna tell you the same thing he always does."
"Shut up!" said Allison through gritted teeth.
"Things aren't always what they seem in this place." The elderly man told them.
"That's it! We knew that already! Tell us something else. Something we DON'T know." Allison complained.
"Whoa whoa whoa, lady calm yourself." Said the bird hat.
"Don't tell me to calm down you son of a bitch!" Allison lunged for the bird's long neck and started to strangle him "I'll kill you, you bastard! You're so annoying! Shut up! I hated you in the movie and I hate you now!" By now, Allison was shaking him madly. Jen and Sarah grabbed her arms and pulled her back. "Ca mon let's go." Jen said after Allison calmed herself down.
They made their way through the Labyrinth, refusing to stop. After going to many dead ends, they finally came to 2 doors with knockers, the same as the movie of course. Jen walked up to the knocker with the ring in hi s mouth and asked: "Where do these doors lead to?"
"Who cares where they lead to, let's just pick one."
"Or I can blow it up!"
Jen took the ring out of the knocker's mouth and handed it to Sarah. Sarah looked at it in disgust. Who knew how long that thing was in his mouth or where it had been. It was all spitty. "Ew."
"We don't know where they lead to, we're just the knockers, ha ha."
"Oh," Jen said. "Then would he know?" she pointed to the other knocker with the ring through it's ears.
"Don't bother talking to him. He won't hear you."
"Oh well I know sign language."
"When did YOU learn sign language gifty?" Sarah asked in curiosity.
"Where else? A book" Jen replied as if it was common knowledge. She started to sign to it. As Sarah and Allison thought, it had no idea what Jen was doing. "What are you doing!" He yelled trying to hear himself speak. "YOU'RE A LOSER!" Sarah yelled to him knowing he wouldn't hear her clearly. "Eh?" was his only reply. "Ok, just pick a door, and pick it now." Jen said fed up.
"Are you sure you don't want to do some 'research'?" Allison taunted.
"Aw screw research, I'm pissed let's go."
The girls went through the door with the knocker they could actually communicate with. They entered a huge forest and walked past the large trees and tripped over a couple of protruding roots. "Gasp what the HELL is THAT!" Sarah exclaimed pointing forward. They could see a bunch of Fireys dancing in a circle. They started towards them. Allison however just looked at the two and walked away without saying a word like she always does. Just before they reached the creatures, Allison returned holding a fox by it's tail. "Hey guys I caught us dinner."
"AAAH! Oh god Allison."
"Put me down at once."
"Al, that's that damn talking fox with the eye-patch from the movie...Let's eat." Sarah said. She was so hungry she didn't care.
"No you guys, it's not healthy. Those kind of things are high in cholesterol."
"Well can we keep it?" Allison said with a smile, still holding the thing in her grasp.
"No, let it go Al."
Allison put Sir Didymis down and he scurried away. Suddenly they were attacked by the Fireys. "Aw god damn it!" they yelled as the thing jumped on their heads. "AAAAHH!"
"Let's take off their heads!" they chanted.
"Get off of me you sons of bitches!" of course this was Sarah cussing. She knocked them off her head and ran to find a rock to throw at them. "Die bastards!" she threw a rock at one that was on Jen's head. Jen ran to join Sarah and they tried to think of how to rescue Allison who now had them ALL climbing all over her. "Jen! Gimme your books!"
"What for?" Jen gasped, "YOU wanna do research!"
"Just give'em to me!" Sarah grabbed the 6 or 7 books in Jen's hands and whipped them at those furry red dudes. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! SARAH! YOU SCREWED ME OVER! MY BOOKS! I HATE YOU!" The books hit some of the Fireys but they all recovered and ambushed Allison. She was gone in flash. The 2 girls were silent. After a long moment's pause Sarah said: "...She'll be alright."
