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Author's notes: OK...recently we got a couple of insulting reviews, our fourth review was rather disgusting. This is a message to anyone who doesn't like our story: If you don't like the story, then screw you! Lack of grammar my ass! There are worse things we can say, but there are children about. Now here's our next chapter. sorry we took so long.
Chapter 4 - Sarah's screwed over this time
Last we left off, Allison was ambushed by those...Hooligans. Sarah-Damn things
Jen and Sarah watched in mock horror as Allison disappeared into flames with her...subjects. Allison would probably be there new queen and they would worship...Yeah right, not on Al's watch.
"Let's go." Sarah said to Jen as if nothing had happened. They walked through the really weird wood thing, finally coming to a cliff. Hanging from the cliff was a single rope. Jen and Sarah stared at it with precaution, as if something was going on. "Oh...a rope... ...O...kaaaaaaay, I GUESS we should go up this rope right Jen?"
"...Yyyyeees, Sarah. I think so..."
"...How convenient..."
"I'd look it up in my book, but YOU THREW IT!"
"Ok, ok just calm down. I will go first. You've had enough screwing over for today."
"Good, then if you die, I'll still be alive."
Sarah tugged on the rope a couple times to check its security, which surprised Jen because that was rather smart of Sarah. After Jen had noticed that Sarah still hadn't plumeted ten feet to her death, she gave it a go. They were half way up when Jen noticed a startling heat on her rear.
"Fire!"
"What!"
"How the hell did that happen! Sarah, go up! Go faster!"
"AAAH! A fire! How the HELL did that happen!"
"That's what I said now GO!"
"I can't, I never mastered this in Gym class MAN! We're all gonna die!"
"Oh I wish we had one of Allison's homemade fire extinguishers right about now!"
Sarah and Jen started to climb as fast as they could. Which is not really fast considering Sarah is a 90 pound weakling. Sarah-Well really 109 pounds.
Sarah made it up first and bent over the ledge to help her friend who was gone.
"JEN!"
"I'm right here Sarah..." Jen said calmly from behind. "Look at this big thing that I found. Can we keep it!" Jen pointed at the familiar character known as L- -- Lu--- Ludo! That's it!
"No Jen, we can't keep the Chewbacca dude. I, on the other hand, think we should keep this little midget thing here..." (pointing to Hoggle) "Hey Goggles!"
"It's Hoggle!" the dwarf guy corrected.
"Don't correct me you lousy little son of bitch. Learn to respect your master ya know. How the hell did you even get here? Get your ass outta here!" Sarah said raising her backhand.
As he scurried away, Jen and Sarah realized their achievement. "Oh my God Sarah, you did it! You climbed the rope!" The girls started to jump for joy on the spot while saying "EEEEEEEEEE!" when the ground suddenly broke through and they fell through guess what...another hole.
"AHHHHHHHH!" They both screamed as they slid down a large underground slide. They came to a rather soft landing, at the bottom, in a pile of leaves. They quickly brushed themselves off without a word and stood on their feet, acting as if they were used to the whole thing.
After walking about 5 feet, Allison popped out of a clump of bushes...yet AGAIN covered in red fur, holding an axe and panting. "Allison, there you are!" Jen yelled.
"Allison! Why do you have all that fur on you? What happened?" Sarah asked her friend innocently.
"pant pant Well, lets just say those are a few heads that won't be thrown around anymore...pant pant..."
"What? Why do you say that?"
"Cause I chopped them up now lets GO!" Allison stalked off in an oblivious rage, leaving her two confused friends behind.
Three hours later...
After having finally caught up with Allison, the three friends walked together up a path. "Hey guys look! Sunshine! I can finally check my sundial! OH SHIT! Only four hours left to go!" Allison said as she walked off calmly. Her friends were left behind not thinking much.
Sarah and Jen continued to walk, not bothering to look for Allison since she always turns up sometime or other. "Oh God Sarah, I'm starving my ass off! I'M STARVING IT RIGHT OFF!" Sarah was hyperventilating in hunger when she said: "...Don't worry Jen! I'll find you something to eat!" She scanned the area for possible meal ideas when she spotted a pinecone. She picked it up and thrust it into Jens face. "EAT IIIIIT!" Sarah screamed wide-eyed. Jen turned around and continued walking, ignoring Sarah. Sarah walked around to face Jen, "What if it was all you had to survive!"
"No Sarah,... No." Just at that moment, Allison turned up, she walked towards Sarah and handed her something.
"Here Sarah eat this peach."
"Where'd you get it?" Asked Sarah cautiously.
"Well, I found a squirrel and followed it for about a mile, hoping for a meal, THEN I saw this dude who offered me money for sex, but when I said no, he gave me this peach. In fact, he looked kinda familiar. Kinda like that guy who put us in this shit hole." Sarah was too hungry to care, so she grabbed the peach and took a big bite out of it. Naturally, she passed out.
Well that's it for now, another chapter will be written in about an hour. . Dark Angel's on! Bye! - Us
