Not Your Typical Game Show
By Orean Gunshin
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Anouncer: Welcome Fangirls and Otakus alike! Anime Challenges, were unsuspecting groups of stars
and starlets are forced to compete for sometimes fabulous prizes. This week The Slayers, The Crew
of the Outlaw Star, and The Z-Fighters will be brawling... errr um, competing. Let's interview
our teams before they start the show.
Team one: The Slayers, consisting of Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadis Greywords,
Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune, Xellos Metalliun, and Naga The White Serpent as an alternent.
Question #1 Why do you want to compete on this show?
Lina: I want my treasure equal to the pounds of food Gourry and I eat in a week. Ohh...uh the
publicity. Heh heh.
Gourry: Huh...?
Zelgadis: I was told I could get a cure for my ailment. Please tell me where it is or I will take
after it myself.
Amelia: To bring Justice to this gameshow, the audience, fanfiction writers, and the readers. I
will cast out the shadow of evil with the light of good...(You know she will keep at this for a
good will longer)
Xellos: It's a secret!
Naga: Hahahahohehohohoha! I Naga the Great will prove Lina Inverse inferior as soon as I get on the
team!
Question #2 What can you do for your team?
Lina: Fry the competion! *Tossing a fireball*
Gourry: Whatever Lina tells me I can!
Zelgadis: I'm able to perform many feats and am versed in magic.
Amelia: In the name of Justice I will succeed!
Xellos: It's a Secret!
Naga: Twice that Lina can do!
Team two: The Outlawstar's Crew; with Gene Starwind, Jim Hawking, Melfina, Aisha Clan-
clan, Twilight Suzuka and Fred Lowe as alternate.
Question #1 Why do you want to compete on this show?
Gene: I gotta get out of debt!
Jim: To make sure he doesn't screw it up!
Melfina: I want to learn more about my past. ^-^
Aisha: I am here to glorify the Great Catrl-Catrl Empire!
Suzuka: I want those pictures back!
Fred: To prove to Gene that i can be the woman oh his dreams! ^_^
Question #2 What can you do for your team?
Gene: I can fight, drink, and pilot better than anyone!
Jim: I'm the Brains!
Melfina: I can cook.
Aisha: I'm strong, beautiful, and invulnerable!
Suzuka: I'll cover all their mistakes.
Team three: The Z-Fighters. Who are Goku, Vegita, Trunks, Bulma, Picolo and Shin as the
alternate.
Question #1 Why do you want to compete on this show?
Goku: What show? I thought this was a fighting tournement.
Vegita: I will prove that I am the Prince of all Contestants... I mean Saiya-jinns!
Trunks: To prove to my father I can be a successful contestant...err warrior.
Bulma: I'm going to balance out the testosterone.
Picolo: I'm saving up for...driving lessons.
Shin: I want to see if they can muscle their way to victory again.
Question #2 What can you do for your team?
Goku: I'm the strongest fighter in the universe.
Vvegita: I'm the greatest of all contestants...err Saiya-jinns!
Trunks: I'm the most inteligent of the three present Saiya-jinns.
Bulma: I'm a genius, beautiful, and I can control two Saiya-jinns.
Picolo: I don't eat much and I regenerate.
Shin: I am wise and am telepathic.
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Anouncer: Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen. After our commercial break we'll start the first round!
By Orean Gunshin
* * * *
Anouncer: Welcome Fangirls and Otakus alike! Anime Challenges, were unsuspecting groups of stars
and starlets are forced to compete for sometimes fabulous prizes. This week The Slayers, The Crew
of the Outlaw Star, and The Z-Fighters will be brawling... errr um, competing. Let's interview
our teams before they start the show.
Team one: The Slayers, consisting of Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadis Greywords,
Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune, Xellos Metalliun, and Naga The White Serpent as an alternent.
Question #1 Why do you want to compete on this show?
Lina: I want my treasure equal to the pounds of food Gourry and I eat in a week. Ohh...uh the
publicity. Heh heh.
Gourry: Huh...?
Zelgadis: I was told I could get a cure for my ailment. Please tell me where it is or I will take
after it myself.
Amelia: To bring Justice to this gameshow, the audience, fanfiction writers, and the readers. I
will cast out the shadow of evil with the light of good...(You know she will keep at this for a
good will longer)
Xellos: It's a secret!
Naga: Hahahahohehohohoha! I Naga the Great will prove Lina Inverse inferior as soon as I get on the
team!
Question #2 What can you do for your team?
Lina: Fry the competion! *Tossing a fireball*
Gourry: Whatever Lina tells me I can!
Zelgadis: I'm able to perform many feats and am versed in magic.
Amelia: In the name of Justice I will succeed!
Xellos: It's a Secret!
Naga: Twice that Lina can do!
Team two: The Outlawstar's Crew; with Gene Starwind, Jim Hawking, Melfina, Aisha Clan-
clan, Twilight Suzuka and Fred Lowe as alternate.
Question #1 Why do you want to compete on this show?
Gene: I gotta get out of debt!
Jim: To make sure he doesn't screw it up!
Melfina: I want to learn more about my past. ^-^
Aisha: I am here to glorify the Great Catrl-Catrl Empire!
Suzuka: I want those pictures back!
Fred: To prove to Gene that i can be the woman oh his dreams! ^_^
Question #2 What can you do for your team?
Gene: I can fight, drink, and pilot better than anyone!
Jim: I'm the Brains!
Melfina: I can cook.
Aisha: I'm strong, beautiful, and invulnerable!
Suzuka: I'll cover all their mistakes.
Team three: The Z-Fighters. Who are Goku, Vegita, Trunks, Bulma, Picolo and Shin as the
alternate.
Question #1 Why do you want to compete on this show?
Goku: What show? I thought this was a fighting tournement.
Vegita: I will prove that I am the Prince of all Contestants... I mean Saiya-jinns!
Trunks: To prove to my father I can be a successful contestant...err warrior.
Bulma: I'm going to balance out the testosterone.
Picolo: I'm saving up for...driving lessons.
Shin: I want to see if they can muscle their way to victory again.
Question #2 What can you do for your team?
Goku: I'm the strongest fighter in the universe.
Vvegita: I'm the greatest of all contestants...err Saiya-jinns!
Trunks: I'm the most inteligent of the three present Saiya-jinns.
Bulma: I'm a genius, beautiful, and I can control two Saiya-jinns.
Picolo: I don't eat much and I regenerate.
Shin: I am wise and am telepathic.
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Anouncer: Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen. After our commercial break we'll start the first round!
