Series Wars... Round One
by Orean Gunshin

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these titles. If I did we'd be in new seasons for all of them.

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Anouncer: Welcome back viewers! Without further adieu! Here's our host Hugh Saps!!!

Hugh: Thank you. Thank you. This is Series Wars; the show where casts collide! For you nonviewers
there are 4 rounds in the show. They are Q&A, Physical Feats, Personel Challenge, and Team
Tournement. If a tie is achieved, as always a battle royale will occur. So let's introduce our
teams and event.

Anouncer: Thanks Hugh, our first event is the Test of Knowledge. The event in which any question
may be asked, only honest answers may be used. Three members will participate from each team. One
will answer while the others will determine if there is sincerity. Remember dishonesty will be
PUNISHED!

Anouncer: For the Slayers Lina will answer and Gourry & Amelia will determine if Lina lies.

Lina: Wha-WHAT!!! That's not fair the Jellyfish and Justice Freak!?!?!

A&G: HEY!!!

Anouncer: For the Outlaws Gene Starwind will answer, while Jim and Aisha make sure he's honest.

Gene: You Sadist!!! They'll murder me!!!

Aisha: Murder is such a weak word Gene...

Jim: Besides...humiliation is much more fun.

Anouncer: Finally the Z-Fighters will feature Vegita on the Spot with Bulma and Trunks Detecting
lies.

Vegita: This shall be a mere task. I never lie.

Bulma: Honey you are about to learn why i run the family.

Trunks: I love you too Mom.

Hugh: Each team will be asked a series of questions. They may differ team to team, but they are
all designed to test their moral and logical responses.

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Announcer: First let's examine the Outlaws Jim will be able to shock Gene, and Aisha have a pie
cannon.

Gene: NOOOOOO!!!!!!

A&J: SWEET!!!

Hugh: Gene did you attend high school?

-BZZZZT!!!

Gene: Oww! Damn it Jim I didn't answer yet!

Aisha: He knew you'd say yes.

Jim: LOL

Hugh: OK, Next Question! Is Melfina fully functional? I mean fully human?

Gene: Melfina...? Well she has all the...

-BZZZT!

-Splat!

Gene: Argh!!! Hey I was being honest!

Jim: We know!

Aisha: We're just protecting Mel.

Hugh: Last question. Gene, have you ever thought immoral thoughts about anyone on your ship?

Gene: Just get it over with!!!

Aisha: OK...^_^

Jim: ...if you insist!

Anouncer: To ensure the mental health of our younger viewers we'll skip to the next segment.

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Hugh: Alright Lina are you ready?

Lina: Of Coarse!

Anouncer: Little does Lina know, Gourry and Amelia can penalize her for being dishonest. Gourry
gets to choose a random penalty and Amelia help Gourry, because...well, he's Gourry.

Hugh: Lina are you still a maiden?

Lina: What kind of question is that? Of course I'm still a...

Gourry: But Lina, remember when you got me drunk in that in past the place where we met Zelgadis?

Lina: Of all things you remember that!?!

Amelia: Oh my Miss Lina. Justice callss for punishment.

Gourry: Umm... Lina are you still afraid of fishmen?

Lina: OH NO!!!

Amelia: Have her kissed by a merman.

Anouncer: Falsa come on down!

- a purple merman walks down the aisle and slobbers over Lina.

Lina: AHHHH!!! UCK!!! BLAH!!! That's the last thing I do for you Gourry!

Gourry: I have to follow the rules.

Amelia: It's only just.

Hugh: Question #2. Lina would you humiliate your friends for money?

Lina: I've done it for less.

Gourry: Can't argue that.

Amelia: True.

Hugh: Finally an honest answer that counts. Last question Miss Inverse. What do you value most?

Lina: My...my...

Hugh: Well?

Lina: ...my f-f-f-f-f-Friends!

Gourry: Amelia I'm scared.

Amelia: Me too Gourry, me too.

Anouncer: So far the score is Outlaws 1 Slayers 2 and now the Z-Fighters.

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Hugh: Vegita you understand that you will be punished if you lie.

Vegita: Of course you think me a fool?

Anouncer: Bulma... Trunks you two ready?

Bulma: and willing!

Trunks: Oh yeah!

Hugh: Vegita how experianced are you?

Vegita: I have been fighting since I was a toddler and I...

Hugh: No. How EX-PER-IANCED are you?

Vegita: Oh... I have had many whom I, Prince of the Saiya-jinns, have conquered.

Bulma: Oh, really!?! Mister-Which-Hole-Is-WHich-And-What-Do-I-Do-With-Them!!!

-BZZZT, FWINGK!!!

Vegita: OWWWW!!! Blasted Woman!

Trunks: Mom! That was awesome!

Bulma: Try it dear.

Trunks: Really?

Vegita: Boy, you do and I'll...

-BZZZT!

Vegita: ARRHHH!!! Damnation!

-BZZZT!

Vegita: You little...

-BZZZT!

Trunks: This is better than plaing with Goten and Gohan in the park.

Vegita: Kakarrot better pray his family doesn't join on this unholy...

-BZZZT!

Trunks: Hahahahah! Who says family values are dead?

-BZZZT! BZZZT!

Vegita: ARRHHHGGG!!!

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Anouncer: This will go on for a while. So The End results are Slayers 2, Outlaws 1, and
Z-fighters 0. We have a commercial break so stay tuned.