Series Wars...rd 2
by Orean Gunshin

Disclaimer: I don't own these series. However, I wish I did.

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Anouncer: Welcome back! for those of you just joining us the Slayers are winning with 2 points.
The Z-Fighters have 0 points, but our ratings went up dramaticly during their participation. In
second though, the Outlaws with 1 point. It's time to start round 2. So here's your host, Hugh
Saps!!!

Hugh: Allright viewers! If you thought round 1 was vicious, just wait. Because...

Anouncer: WE'VE ENTERED THE PHYSICAL FEATS!!! In this round teams will use their athletic prowess
in order to win. There are two events, pair challenge and solo obsticle course. Back to you Hugh!

Hugh: alright for the pair challenge we have; Zelgadis & Xellos for the Slayers.

Zel: Why do authors always pair us? Do they think I enjoy it?

Xel: Do you?

Zel: Well...NOOOOO!!! YOU HEAR ME YOU SICK PEOPLE!!!

Hugh: Easy there, Little Golem Blue. For the Outlaws; Melfina and Suzuka. Lastly, Goku and Picolo
will be for the Z-Fighters.

Goku: This will be great! When do we fight?

Announcer: We don't fight in this round.

Picolo: Then why...ARE WE HERE!?!

Hugh: To compete in the Sponge Toss!

All: WHAT?!?!?

Hugh: Just kidding. Actually You're going to race pedal cars.

Goku & Picolo: CARS?!? OH, @#?$&*!

Zel: What's a car?

Xel: It's a secret.

Zel: Shut your pie-hole!

Xel: OK

Mel: I love these things. Don't you?

Suzu: As long as Gene isn't driving.

Mel: LOL!

Anouncer: Racers to your Cars. Outlaws you're red, Slayers you're black, Z-Fighters you're green.
The object of this race is to get your car acrossed the finish line first. 1st place gets 4 pts.
2nd gets 2 pts. and 3rd gets 1 pt. Racers get ready.

Hugh: All you racers have been given a crash course. On three go ok. Ready?...3!!!

-Mel and Suzuka take off like a rocket.

Mel: Here she comes... her comes Speed racer...

-Goku and Picolo are trying to figure out how to start.

Goku: I don't sense any power.

Picolo: This must be a test.

-Zel pedals like mad, while Xel steers in circles.

Xel: WHEEEEEEE, WAHOOOOOO, YEHAAAAAAWWW!!!!!

Zel: Will you try to win the race.

Xel: Nope. WHEEE!!!

-Mel's car jets acrossed the finish line.

Mel: ...adventure's waiting just ahead...Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go!!!

-Mel skids the car acrossed the line, spins out, jumps out of the car, and mochs the Speed Racer
Stance. Suzuka looks like she got off a tilt-o-whirl.

Suzu: Ohh...I...urp...thought Gene was...empt...hic...bad...

-Xel has steered half the way to finish.

Picolo: Goku get out of the car I've got an idea.

Goku: Ok

-Picolo pics up the car and throws it across the line.

Anouncer: 2nd place the Z-Fighters with the most unusual tactics yet to grace the show. 3rd are the
Slayers, and your first place speed demons the Outlaws!

Mel: I'm the winner!

Anouncer: OK... this event is worth 2 points. This is an obsticle course. there's a swing tunnel,
medicine balls, and robotic opponents.

Hugh: Trunks, Aisha, Lina are you ready?

T&A&L: Ready.

Hugh: I'm here at the finished. Get here and claim your points.

-Hugh fires the start pistol. Before the end of the smoke discharge. Trunks appears before him.

Trunks: I'm done.

-Lina appears after an explosion, and Aisha is not far behind.

Aisha: I won! I want my prize! Hey! How'd a little squirt get here so fast?

Trunks: Watch your mouth Miss Kitty!

Lina: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Hugh: Security!!!

Anouncer: Before a fight escalates...we'll cut to a commercial break.

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Orean: Pop-quiz readers! Who is in the lead and what is the score? First correct answer gets a
part in the next round.

L8erz,
Orean