Series Wars... Round Four
by Orean Gunshin

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these titles. If I did we'd be in new seasons for all of them.

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Announcer: Welcome again! Now the moment you have waited for. The Team Tournement!!! Normally we
have the teams face each other head to head but due to the given fighting prowess of the
Z-Fighters. The Slayers and and The Outlaw Star will fight in a one on one tag team competition.

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Hugh: Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!

The Slayers: ???

The Outlaw Star: ...

Hugh: OK... Um allright then. OK chose your first fighters and go at it then.

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Gene: Suzuka you should go first. I'll go next then Aisha will go next...

Aisha: Reow! Why do I have to fight last!?!

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Lina: Gourry you go first, and we'll wing it from there.

Gourry: OK. What should I do if they have magic?

Lina: Use your sword you moron!

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-Both teams watch as the two swordwielders entered the arena.-

Gourry: Hi I'm Gourry Gabrieve. You have a wooden sword.

Suzuka: You have five minutes to live.

Gourry: What?

Suzuka: and counting...

Gourry: Man there's so many things I wanted to do...

Lina: Just shut up and fight Gourry!

Gourry: I wanted to eat the world's biggest sundae...

Lina: Gourry!!!

Gourry: Learn the meaning of life...

Suzuka: How charming... 4 minutes...

Gourry: tell Lina...

Lina: What!?!

Gourry: Hey, pretty light!

Suzuka: I'm getting annoyed so I'll kill you early.

-Suzuka preforms Crimson and rushes Gourry.-

Lina: Gourry!!!

-Gourry turns and faces her as she watches in annoyance and horror.-

Gourry: What?

-Suzuka draws closer and prepares to finish the blonde.-

Lina: Look out!

Amelia: Of dear!

Zelgadis: I knew we gave him to much credit.

-Gourry sidesteps, grabs Suzuka's bokken, pulls it out of her hands, and trips her.-

Gourry: I'm sorry miss, but I was talking. By the way what am I dying of?

Suzuka: I've been dishonored.

-Suzuka falls into her depressed state and sips her high alcohol tea.-

Gene: What the hell!

Aisha: Suzu get up!

Hugh: Suzuka forfeits!

All: What!?!

Gourry: So what am I doing again?

-Gene steps into the arena.-

Gene: All right tuff guy, I'm going to show you the afterlife!

Gourry: OK, so can I take you there?

Gene: Are you threating me?

Gourry: What?

Gene: Shut up and fight!

-Gene throws off his cloak and unleases his missile barrage.-

Gourry: This might hurt.

Gene: Eat that!

-Gourry jumps and lands in front of Gene.-

Gourry: They didn't look that good.

-Gene draws his Caster as Gourry draws his sword hilt.-

Gene: You're gonna fight with that!? Hahahaha!

Gourry: Ohh, I'm sorry I'll introduce you. Light Come Forth!

-The Hikari no Ken blazes to life in all it's glory and brilliance.-

Gene: A fire sword?

Gourry: Guy with short red hair and bad mouth meet the Sure Kill Sword. Also called the Sword of
Light.

-Gene loads a shell in his Caster.-

Gene: Well this is a number 3.

-Gene blasts the magic weapon. However, Gourry deflects it.-

Gene: What? His sword can stop magic?

Lina: Gourry go sit down!

Gourry: But...

Lina: You're taking to long!

-Gourry goes and sits down. He pouts.-

Lina: OK Magic Boy, I'll show you how outclassed you are.

Gene: OK Shortie how about a number 4?

Lina: Grrr!

-Lina puts a hand out then puts her hands together.

Lina: Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows; buried in the flow of time; in Thy
great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you
and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!!

Gene: Oh Sh....

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you should be able guess Gene's fate.

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-Aisha Jumps into the crater of the former arena.-

Lina: OK Zel have some fun.

-Zelgadis and Lina switch.-

Aisha: Bahahahahah! You have the most ridiculus hair I've ever seen.

Zel: What's with the bell and moronicly long scarf? Or how about that ring in your braid? What a
riot.

Aisha: RRRRRRR!!!!! How Dare you!!!

-Aisha rushes Zel but is deflected by a shield spell.-

Zel: That wasn't nice of me how a bout a free shot in my stomache?

Aisha: No tricks?

Zel: Not a one, go ahead I dare you.

-Aisha punches Zels rock stomache.-

Aisha: OWWWWW!!!

Zel: I'm sorry, but I forgot to mention I have stone skin. Don't worry it won't hurt much though.

Aisha: What won't hurt?

-Zel uppercuts Aisha's chin, and K.O.'s her.-

Zel: That.

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Anouncer: It looks like the Slayers ar in the lead. If they can hold off against the hard hitting
Z-Fighters, they'll win.

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Hugh: Ok Slayers, the Z-Figheters are all incredible fighting machines so if you can stop two of
their members you'll win. But to make this a fair fight all of you can fight two of them.

Lina: Are you saying we are weaklings?

Hugh: Yes.

Vegita: Of course you have the combined fighting power of the cast of Sailor Moon.

Audience: OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEIIIIIII!!!!!!

Lina: Bring it on Spikie!

Vegita: Any time!

Hugh: Save it for the fight.

-Gourry, Lina, Zel, Amelia, and Naga (Xellos is in a caccoon of duct tape with Filia watching him
like a hawk.) Step out to the outdoor arena. They face Vegita and Trunks.-

Lina: So Veggie are you ready to rumble?

Vegita: You insolent pest!

Lina: Impotent Ape!

Trunks: I think she's funny.

Vegita: Treacherous little...

Lina & Bulma: Don't talk to him like that!

Vegita: Don't tell me how to raise my son!

Bulma: After you go through nine months with him inside you and have to put up with morning
sickness you'll have a say in the matter. So for now shut up!

Vegita: Woman!

Lina: Sleep.

-Lina taps Vegita's forehead.-

Vegita: Uhh...

-Thud!!!

Vegita: zzz...zzZ...zZZ...ZZZ...

Bulma: You'll have to teach me that!

Lina: Sure...but it'll cost you.

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Trunks: Do you really want to fight?

Amelia: No.

Trunks: Awww...

Amelia: I believe only and fighting for Justice and the good of others.

Trunks: I do that a lot. I've had to save the world from lot's of bad guys.

Amelia: Really!?!

Trunks: Yeah, it's fun fighting for the good side.

Amelia: Hey want to go get a banasplit?

Trunks: Sure! I know a great all you can eat buffet.

Amelia: Let's go.

-Amelia and Trunks walk off the set holding hands.-

Hugh: Well, I guess the Slayers win. OK Miss Inverse, you'll get 7 buffet passes in the mail and
the gold you requested.

Lina: Sweet! Come on Gourry I'm starved, and I'm sure you are too.

Gourry: When aren't we?

Bulma: Don't forget to right and thanks!

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Announcer: I'm sure you guys are all wondering what just happened. Well The Outlaws took Gene to the
hospital and Suzuka to the "special hospital". The Rest of the Z-Fighters are at the Kame House.
Well as for Naga and Zelgadis...

-The Anouncer finds himself in a duct tape caccoon. Xellos wiggles his index finger.-

Xellos: Ah Ah Ah...It's a secret. Good night boys and girls.

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Well that's the end of my fic. Sorry I'm currently fixing up my fic The Weeping Saphire's Cave.
I'm also finishing up the last installments of my own origonal work Chronicles of the Aeroshark.
Well R&R.

L8ers,
Orean ///-^