It was Andy, Andy Trudeau.
"Andy? What are you doing here? What can you possibly have to say?"
"You are responsible for my death Phoebe."
"What? How can you..what the hell?"
"If you had realised that time was resetting earlier, then I wouldn't have rushed in and got killed. So much for using your powers to save the innocent."
His form started to disappear, and then it flickered back to full strength.
"Oh yeah, and once, at a party, you came onto me. Even though Prue was in the next room."
He disappeared completely and Piper began to summon another spirit.
"You bitch Phoebe! Andy was the love of Prue's life."
"Was being the operative word in more ways than one…"
"I cannot believe the things you are throwing in my face. We grew up together Piper! Remember the good times?"
Piper stopped and turned to Phoebe. There was a cross expression on her face.
"No Phoebe, no I don't. There has been so much crap surrounding you it kinda blocks out the good times. That's assuming there were any."
Phoebe looked hurt, and then her face brightened.
"Remember the east bake oven? You made us all muffins and we had a muffin party."
Piper smiled briefly, but then her face darkened.
"Yeah I remember. You put pepper in my muffins and then fed them to Rasputin. That's why the poor dog ran away. Bitch!"
She completed saying the spell and another deceased family member entered the room.
"Mom! You'll back me up, won't you?"
"I would like to sweetie. But there's one thing stopping me."
"What's that?"
Asked Phoebe, looking confused.
"You are responsible for my death Phoebe."
Phoebe stood up and punched the wall. She was too stunned to respond rationally.
"I was killed by the water demon. Everyone thinks it was because Sam distracted me. But they don't know the full story. Earlier on before I left the house, I had gone to see each of you, kisses goodbye and all that. When I went to kiss you, you…you…bit me on the ear."
She rubbed her ear and looked away from Phoebe.
"I didn't think it was anything serious, but as the day went on, it got more and more painful. At the lake I walked onto the jetty and readied the electricity. Then Sam came, and as you know I froze him. I saw the demon coming and was about to freeze it…"
Piper and Paige were crying and Phoebe was banging her head against the wall.
"When a spasm of pain hit me, from my wounded ear and I was blinded with agony. The demon took its chance and got me. It was all your fault Phoebe…all you fault…"
Piper wiped her eyes and turned accusingly to Phoebe.
"I hope you're happy. You've killed more Halliwells than demons. There's just a few more 'people' to speak against you now."
In a mass of swirling lights Prue appeared. Phoebe laughed softly to herself.
"Oh look, the mighty Prue Halliwell. And what are you going to accuse me of?"
"You are responsible for my death Phoebe."
"No! Stop blaming me! It's not right and it's not fair!"
"No! The fact you cared more for your bastard boyfriend isn't right and most certainly isn't fair."
"I… how could you say that? My sisters have always come first."
Piper snorted loudly.
"That's a joke. You have dumped us for Cole on numerous occasions."
"And you wouldn't listen to me when I tried to warn you that he was evil. See where that got you!"
"Queen of the frickin Underworld no less."
Prue cleared her throat loudly.
"And back to me. Ok, yeah. Well you caused my death. You cared more about Cole so you went down into the Underworld after him. And that was when he was evil at the time, and had just killed another good witch."
"He was under a spell!"
"Don't be so damn naïve, you were a sap and an easy lay. He took full advantage of that."
Phoebe shook her head and turned to Cole. He shrugged apologetically.
"When Shaks first came you spent so long getting the spell he nearly killed us all. Then you went into the Underworld after Cole, and everything went wrong."
"And that is my fault how? No one could have foreseen what would have happened that day."
"Couldn't they Phoebe? Couldn't they?"
Paige laughed to herself and gave Phoebe a questioning look.
"Isn't 'foreseeing' your main power? You could have called for a premonition anytime you wanted, but you didn't. So its your fault."
Prue gave Paige a warm smile and continued.
"Then you made a deal with the Source, the Source of all evil no less."
"To save Piper's life!"
"But you still made a deal. And you chose to stay in the Underworld, with Cole, and so weren't there to fend Shaks off the second time round. That led to my death, and the Doctor's and nearly Piper's."
Prue turned to Piper and Paige and waved.
"My work here is done, see you soon!"
She disappeared in a flicker of light and Piper blew out the candle.
"Well that's nearly all the People who don't like you or have had their lives affected in a negative way by you."
"Here is someone else. Its Alice, the crazy one who shot Piper."
Alice comes crashing in through the door and stares around the room.
"Cool! I made it in! Piper, Paige! I'm like you, let me join your coven!"
Piper glared and slapped Alice.
"Focus bitch, you already said that once, and you are most certainly not like us. Just tell Phoebe what bad thing she caused. Alice turned to Phoebe and gave her a grave look.
"You caused the death of your sister Piper."
"I did not! This is ludicrous."
"When I tried to shoot the bad witch I was going to shoot you. But alas, you were not there. So I had to shoot Piper instead. Let her death be upon your head."
She laughed manically and jumped out the window. Paige shrugged and went to open the door. Outside was Kit. She picked kit up and set him/her/it in the middle of the candles. Piper muttered a quick spell and Kit began to speak.
"Phoebe Halliwell, you have caused gross cruelty to animals. Me and Rasputin in particular."
Phoebe stared blankly at Kit and then to Paige and Piper.
"You are using a cat as a 'witness' against me? This is unbelievable."
"Yeah, unbelievable like the things you put me through… bitch!"
"Watch it kitty, or I'll vanquish you."
"Bring it on ho, it couldn't be any worse than what you already did to me. You sat on me, pulled my tail, pierced my ears, shaved my fur off and tried to bake me!"
Phoebe and Cole laughed and remembered the time they tried to put Kit in the oven.
"The worse thing of all was the spell you cast on me. The gender-changing spell. But you, being the moron you are, messed up the spell. And now I randomly change sex. Luckily you chose the 'original' name of Kit for me, and its unisex."
Paige stoked Kit comfortingly and Piper frowned at Phoebe.
"Time for me to go again, who knows when I'll be back…if ever."
Kit ran off muttering about continuity and Piper crossed her arms.
"Have you seen enough? Do we need to dredge up more stuff from your sordid past?"
"No, I just want to leave now."
The Angel of Destiny suddenly appeared.
"Have you made your decision yet?"
"Yep, Phoebe is going and Prue is coming back."
"Well in order for one to return to life you must sacrifice the life of another, in this case Phoebe's life for Prue's."
He heard two dull thuds behind him as Cole and Phoebe fell, lifeless, to the floor. Paige threw a lump of wood to the ground and dusted off her hands.
"Already done."
"You realise you didn't have to kill Cole?"
"Yes."
"Well…um…here comes Prue!"
He clapped his hands and the room filled with light. When it faded Prue appeared and Phoebe disappeared. Piper and Paige ran to her and they cried happily. They held each other in a happy embrace and a blue light blazed.
"We're Charmed…again!"
And from that happy happy day, the Charmed line became strong once again and Halliwell deaths hit and all time low.
OPIP OPIP OPIP!
Well as far as I know this story is finished, unless I remember some more things that Phoebe is responsible for and edit them in. And if you didn't know, 'OPIP' means "Out Phoebe, In Prue!" Join the OPIP club today!
"Andy? What are you doing here? What can you possibly have to say?"
"You are responsible for my death Phoebe."
"What? How can you..what the hell?"
"If you had realised that time was resetting earlier, then I wouldn't have rushed in and got killed. So much for using your powers to save the innocent."
His form started to disappear, and then it flickered back to full strength.
"Oh yeah, and once, at a party, you came onto me. Even though Prue was in the next room."
He disappeared completely and Piper began to summon another spirit.
"You bitch Phoebe! Andy was the love of Prue's life."
"Was being the operative word in more ways than one…"
"I cannot believe the things you are throwing in my face. We grew up together Piper! Remember the good times?"
Piper stopped and turned to Phoebe. There was a cross expression on her face.
"No Phoebe, no I don't. There has been so much crap surrounding you it kinda blocks out the good times. That's assuming there were any."
Phoebe looked hurt, and then her face brightened.
"Remember the east bake oven? You made us all muffins and we had a muffin party."
Piper smiled briefly, but then her face darkened.
"Yeah I remember. You put pepper in my muffins and then fed them to Rasputin. That's why the poor dog ran away. Bitch!"
She completed saying the spell and another deceased family member entered the room.
"Mom! You'll back me up, won't you?"
"I would like to sweetie. But there's one thing stopping me."
"What's that?"
Asked Phoebe, looking confused.
"You are responsible for my death Phoebe."
Phoebe stood up and punched the wall. She was too stunned to respond rationally.
"I was killed by the water demon. Everyone thinks it was because Sam distracted me. But they don't know the full story. Earlier on before I left the house, I had gone to see each of you, kisses goodbye and all that. When I went to kiss you, you…you…bit me on the ear."
She rubbed her ear and looked away from Phoebe.
"I didn't think it was anything serious, but as the day went on, it got more and more painful. At the lake I walked onto the jetty and readied the electricity. Then Sam came, and as you know I froze him. I saw the demon coming and was about to freeze it…"
Piper and Paige were crying and Phoebe was banging her head against the wall.
"When a spasm of pain hit me, from my wounded ear and I was blinded with agony. The demon took its chance and got me. It was all your fault Phoebe…all you fault…"
Piper wiped her eyes and turned accusingly to Phoebe.
"I hope you're happy. You've killed more Halliwells than demons. There's just a few more 'people' to speak against you now."
In a mass of swirling lights Prue appeared. Phoebe laughed softly to herself.
"Oh look, the mighty Prue Halliwell. And what are you going to accuse me of?"
"You are responsible for my death Phoebe."
"No! Stop blaming me! It's not right and it's not fair!"
"No! The fact you cared more for your bastard boyfriend isn't right and most certainly isn't fair."
"I… how could you say that? My sisters have always come first."
Piper snorted loudly.
"That's a joke. You have dumped us for Cole on numerous occasions."
"And you wouldn't listen to me when I tried to warn you that he was evil. See where that got you!"
"Queen of the frickin Underworld no less."
Prue cleared her throat loudly.
"And back to me. Ok, yeah. Well you caused my death. You cared more about Cole so you went down into the Underworld after him. And that was when he was evil at the time, and had just killed another good witch."
"He was under a spell!"
"Don't be so damn naïve, you were a sap and an easy lay. He took full advantage of that."
Phoebe shook her head and turned to Cole. He shrugged apologetically.
"When Shaks first came you spent so long getting the spell he nearly killed us all. Then you went into the Underworld after Cole, and everything went wrong."
"And that is my fault how? No one could have foreseen what would have happened that day."
"Couldn't they Phoebe? Couldn't they?"
Paige laughed to herself and gave Phoebe a questioning look.
"Isn't 'foreseeing' your main power? You could have called for a premonition anytime you wanted, but you didn't. So its your fault."
Prue gave Paige a warm smile and continued.
"Then you made a deal with the Source, the Source of all evil no less."
"To save Piper's life!"
"But you still made a deal. And you chose to stay in the Underworld, with Cole, and so weren't there to fend Shaks off the second time round. That led to my death, and the Doctor's and nearly Piper's."
Prue turned to Piper and Paige and waved.
"My work here is done, see you soon!"
She disappeared in a flicker of light and Piper blew out the candle.
"Well that's nearly all the People who don't like you or have had their lives affected in a negative way by you."
"Here is someone else. Its Alice, the crazy one who shot Piper."
Alice comes crashing in through the door and stares around the room.
"Cool! I made it in! Piper, Paige! I'm like you, let me join your coven!"
Piper glared and slapped Alice.
"Focus bitch, you already said that once, and you are most certainly not like us. Just tell Phoebe what bad thing she caused. Alice turned to Phoebe and gave her a grave look.
"You caused the death of your sister Piper."
"I did not! This is ludicrous."
"When I tried to shoot the bad witch I was going to shoot you. But alas, you were not there. So I had to shoot Piper instead. Let her death be upon your head."
She laughed manically and jumped out the window. Paige shrugged and went to open the door. Outside was Kit. She picked kit up and set him/her/it in the middle of the candles. Piper muttered a quick spell and Kit began to speak.
"Phoebe Halliwell, you have caused gross cruelty to animals. Me and Rasputin in particular."
Phoebe stared blankly at Kit and then to Paige and Piper.
"You are using a cat as a 'witness' against me? This is unbelievable."
"Yeah, unbelievable like the things you put me through… bitch!"
"Watch it kitty, or I'll vanquish you."
"Bring it on ho, it couldn't be any worse than what you already did to me. You sat on me, pulled my tail, pierced my ears, shaved my fur off and tried to bake me!"
Phoebe and Cole laughed and remembered the time they tried to put Kit in the oven.
"The worse thing of all was the spell you cast on me. The gender-changing spell. But you, being the moron you are, messed up the spell. And now I randomly change sex. Luckily you chose the 'original' name of Kit for me, and its unisex."
Paige stoked Kit comfortingly and Piper frowned at Phoebe.
"Time for me to go again, who knows when I'll be back…if ever."
Kit ran off muttering about continuity and Piper crossed her arms.
"Have you seen enough? Do we need to dredge up more stuff from your sordid past?"
"No, I just want to leave now."
The Angel of Destiny suddenly appeared.
"Have you made your decision yet?"
"Yep, Phoebe is going and Prue is coming back."
"Well in order for one to return to life you must sacrifice the life of another, in this case Phoebe's life for Prue's."
He heard two dull thuds behind him as Cole and Phoebe fell, lifeless, to the floor. Paige threw a lump of wood to the ground and dusted off her hands.
"Already done."
"You realise you didn't have to kill Cole?"
"Yes."
"Well…um…here comes Prue!"
He clapped his hands and the room filled with light. When it faded Prue appeared and Phoebe disappeared. Piper and Paige ran to her and they cried happily. They held each other in a happy embrace and a blue light blazed.
"We're Charmed…again!"
And from that happy happy day, the Charmed line became strong once again and Halliwell deaths hit and all time low.
OPIP OPIP OPIP!
Well as far as I know this story is finished, unless I remember some more things that Phoebe is responsible for and edit them in. And if you didn't know, 'OPIP' means "Out Phoebe, In Prue!" Join the OPIP club today!
