A/N: I'm delaying The Evil Island 2 until I think of more ways for Smashers to die.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
Chapter 1
[Smash Mansion: Floor 3: Villains' room]
Bowser: This is delicious Pizza!!!!
Mewtwo: I know the best Pizza place in all of the land of Nintendo.
Ganondorf: good thing we stole all of Marth's money to pay for 200 Large Pizzas.
Bowser Eats another Pizza then pulls the next one out of the box.
Bowser: So Mewtwo did you get a job yet.
Mewtwo: I'm a 4th grade teacher at The Nintendo Elementary.
Bowser: Nintendo Elementary, 4th Grade!!!! Do you know what this means.
Ganondorf: what?
Bowser: Mewtwo might be my teacher.
Mewtwo: Actually I will be your teacher.
Ganondorf: How did you know that?
Mewtwo: I'm Psychic. And I'll also be Young Link, Ness, The Ice Climbers, and Pichu's teacher
[Meanwhile at Young Link, the Ice Climbers, and Pichu's room on the floor below]
Young Link: A horrible thing will happen in less than a month.
Pichu: Pi!!!! (Translation: A horrible thing known as school)
Popo: The worst thing in all of Nintendo.
Nana: Your not even safe at your own home during the school year.
Young Link: This summer vacation was boring. I hope we do something exciting before school begins.
Ness enters the room.
Popo: GO AWAY NESS!!!!!!!!!
Pichu: Pi! Pichu! Pi! Chu! (Translation: We kicked you out of our club 5 months ago! So go away!)
Ness: I just wanted to say that everyone except for Captain Falcon and me are going to Nintendo Park the best amusement park in all of Nintendo next week.
Young Link: Cool!!!
Ness: It is the best amusement park in all of Nintendo.
Young Link: No I meant it was cool that you weren't coming. NOW GO AWAY!!!!!
Ness leaves the room.
[ that night in The 3rd floor hallway.]
Ganondorf: How are we going to get past Pikachu. He's the one that's making sure none of us leave our rooms after midnight tonight. Remember what happened when Link and Roy left their rooms to go swimming at 2:00 A.M last month.
(Flashback)
Link (Leaves room): Roy the coast is clear.
Roy (Leaves room): Are you sure. I want to go swimming without getting caught.
Pikachu: Pika! (translation: Going Somewhere?)
Link and Roy start running toward the basement because it had the best places to hide. But Pikachu caught up with them on the way there and beat them up.
(End Flashback)
Mewtwo: All we have to do is be quiet. We need to get to the kitchen. Sneak a few snacks then run back to our room.
The sound of Electric bolts and Fox screaming came from downstairs.
Bowser: It seems that someone got caught.
Ganondorf: Let's run back to our room. Pikachu's right below us. There's a good chance that he'll check this floor next.
All the villains ran back to their rooms and went to bed.
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A/N: that was the first of many chapters.
