*Sigh* Ok, here we go again. I do NOT own any of the Super Mario characters. That would be Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Pauline, Mario, Luigi, and Toad.yeah. I don't own any of them. And I don't own the game show Dismissed. This is just my spoof of it!

THE GAME

Toad: Hello, and welcome to Super Mario Dismissed, the show where two bachelorettes will fight over one lucky bachelor! Or the other way around.but today it's two bachelorettes and a bachelor. Now let's meet your host.the lovely, sweet, and absolutely wonderful.PRINCESS DAISY!!!

(Curtains open)

Daisy: Thank you.thank you.and welcome to the show! Today's bachelorettes are Princess Peach and Pauline! First, let's find out a little more about Peach.

(Video comes on)

Peach: Mario has saved me so many times I just can't count them all! *Giggle* I'm sweet, charming, fun-loving.everything Mario wants! I think I deserve Mario more than Pauline does because she just ABANDONED him after the first time he saved her. She doesn't stand a chance against me.

Daisy: Well that was our first bachelorette! Now pay attention to the video screen and we'll find out more about Pauline.

Pauline (on video): I'm a very mysterious beauty. After Mario saved me, I just kinda disappeared. But I didn't abandon my love; I just had to leave him because of a family crisis. But after I left, he goes off and saves that PEACH person all the time. I think he deserves another chance with me. That Princess Peach doesn't know what she's in for.

Daisy: Right. Now there's no point in introducing Mario because everybody knows who he is. So.turn your attention to the big screen behind me.and let the games begin!

(Pauline and Peach sit on a park bench, glaring, and waiting for Mario. Mario enters)

Peach: Mario! How wonderful to see you! *Kisses his cheek*

Pauline: *Loops her arm in his* How are you, darling?

Mario: I'm just fine. *Shakes both girls off* So.where are we off to?

Peach: Well, I thought we'd begin the date with something fun. So we're going to the Koopa Brothers Bowling Alley!

Pauline: Sounds good to me.I'm a bowling champion!

Peach: I'm sure you are. *Rolls her eyes*

(After the game, all three walk out. It ended up that Peach scored the highest and now Pauline is upset)

Pauline: You just got lucky.

Peach: Yeah, sure.

Mario: Well I'm getting hungry. Does anyone have any suggestions on where we should eat?

Pauline: I have the perfect place! It's called the Neko-Chan Japanese Steakhouse. It's so romantic.

Mario: Ok.let's get going.