Chapter 2: The psy's in black

Crash Bandicoot was having an excellent time at the annual Sony party. He however did not notice the black car pulling up. 2 figures immerge. One is a rather small kid with a red cap and a yoyo. The other is a large white feline with a crown shaped head. Both were wearing tuxedos and shades

Agent N: Agent M, hold him down so I can scan him.

Agent M complied and suddenly crash found himself unable to move.

Agent N: Let me see...He's responsible for the Super Mario Bros movie

Agent M: Sounds like a lifer

Crash was suddenly forced into the back seat of the car

Agent M: Let's go give Crash a telekinetic wedgie

Crash:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Agent N: Geez shut up we didn't do it that hard.

Suddenly the car stalls

Agent N: PK thunder

Suddenly the engine restarts

Agent M:Sweet

As they drive off into the distance to figures emerge

Agent J: Damn it Tommy they stole our act

Agent K: Well unlike you Will my income is not dependant on the men in black series... wait yes it is. Crap.