Chapter 2: The psy's in black
Crash Bandicoot was having an excellent time at the annual Sony party. He however did not notice the black car pulling up. 2 figures immerge. One is a rather small kid with a red cap and a yoyo. The other is a large white feline with a crown shaped head. Both were wearing tuxedos and shades
Agent N: Agent M, hold him down so I can scan him.
Agent M complied and suddenly crash found himself unable to move.
Agent N: Let me see...He's responsible for the Super Mario Bros movie
Agent M: Sounds like a lifer
Crash was suddenly forced into the back seat of the car
Agent M: Let's go give Crash a telekinetic wedgie
Crash:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Agent N: Geez shut up we didn't do it that hard.
Suddenly the car stalls
Agent N: PK thunder
Suddenly the engine restarts
Agent M:Sweet
As they drive off into the distance to figures emerge
Agent J: Damn it Tommy they stole our act
Agent K: Well unlike you Will my income is not dependant on the men in black series... wait yes it is. Crap.
Crash Bandicoot was having an excellent time at the annual Sony party. He however did not notice the black car pulling up. 2 figures immerge. One is a rather small kid with a red cap and a yoyo. The other is a large white feline with a crown shaped head. Both were wearing tuxedos and shades
Agent N: Agent M, hold him down so I can scan him.
Agent M complied and suddenly crash found himself unable to move.
Agent N: Let me see...He's responsible for the Super Mario Bros movie
Agent M: Sounds like a lifer
Crash was suddenly forced into the back seat of the car
Agent M: Let's go give Crash a telekinetic wedgie
Crash:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Agent N: Geez shut up we didn't do it that hard.
Suddenly the car stalls
Agent N: PK thunder
Suddenly the engine restarts
Agent M:Sweet
As they drive off into the distance to figures emerge
Agent J: Damn it Tommy they stole our act
Agent K: Well unlike you Will my income is not dependant on the men in black series... wait yes it is. Crap.
