The Game& watchtrix

Falco is sleeping when suddenly he wakes up. He sees something on his computer

Computer: Wake up Falco

Falco: What the. computers can't talk

Computer: Yes we can

Falco shrugs and gos to his job as an engineer

Suddenly a phone he just got rings

Falco: yes

Doctor: Listen 2D figures are coming up to kill you so go into the door next to the window and go out the ledge.

Falco: can do (Jumps out window) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (crunch)

Doctor: Damnit Fox I thought you said there was a ledge.

Fox: I was a little off

Falco is in a room with to G&Wers

G&W 1: Mr Lombardio we know that you are secretly a hacker so we are going to find out what we need.

Falco: Your going to stick a dragon fly in my belly button.

G&W 2: No were going to konk you over the head with a frying pan (Conk) so when are the psys going to arrive

G&W 1: There busy doing a men in black parody

G&W 2: Aw damn

Suddenly Falco walks into a building for no particular reason and is met by a Dr in a white coat

Doctor: Heres a red pill and heres a blue pill. Eat the red pill.

Falco:OK Suddenly Falco wakes up in a ship

Doctor: Everything before this moment was a virtual reality program. Here are my crew.

Fox: Hi

Pichu : Hi

Falco: So now what do we do

Fox: You have to visit the oracle

So they walk to a really scummy apartment full of pokemon.

Falco sees a Pichu bending a spoon

Falco: How do you do that

Pichu: Its easy once you realize the truth

Falco:whats that

Pichu: There is no spoon

Falco: Are you blind theres a spoon right there

Pichu: What I mea..

Falco:I mean don't be telling me theres no spoon there when I can see a spoon.

Pichu: Dumbass (shocks him)

Doctor: You can now see the oracle.

Falco sees a jigglypuff wearing a apron

Oracle: Doctor is going to die unless you sacrifice yourself. Have a cookie. And don't mind the vase

But Falco doesent knock it over

Oracle: I need to start reading the script more carfully

So they leave when suddenly Falco sees 2 Pikachus scurry across the exact same place.

Falco: déjà vu

Fox: Uhoh that's a sign that a plot device is occurring. Lets go

But its to late as the G&Ws conk doctor over the head but Fox and Falco manage to get away

Falco: What will they do with

Fox: They will say idiotic things until he tells them what they want to know. And if that doent work they conk him over the head with frying plans.

Pichu:What do you need

Falco: Guns. Lots of guns

Suddenly a whole row of guns come

Falco: Holy crap not that many guns

Fox:we also need some trnchcoats

They appear

Falco: Dude!!!

So they walk into the building with there cool trenchcoats on which for there convenience is convieniently empty

Fox: Damn, You mean weve been carrying these heavy trechcoats full of guns for nothing

So they blow up the first floor for no reason but in the elevator shaft Falco says one thing

Falco: There is no spoon

Fox: Well duh. Were in a elevator shaft

And suddenly they are sent flying up the elavaqtor shaft to the roof Where a G&W is waiting for them

Fox :Lets fire our blasters at it

But then the G&W does a super slow mo dodge

Falco: Dude

So G&W and Falco get into a fight. But just as Falco is about to get hit by a sausage the G&W heres something

Fox: Dodge this (conk)

Falco: Dude! What is it with this author and people getting hit over the head with frying pans. Dude! A helicopter

And so Falco gets in and manages to shoot everything but the Dr who manages to jump into the helicopter then Dr and fox manage to get back to the ship only to find out that evil brainsucking squids are attacking

Falco almost gets in buta G&W appears. Falco tosses it into a subway

Falco: Haha you suck. Dude! Your alive(runs away)

Well he finally is cornered in a apartment where he is being bombarded by sausages.

At the ship

Fox: Why cant we hire up the super hyper cannons of doom

Doctor: Because that would kill Falco

Fox: Well screw him(go's to press the button)

Doctor: Didn't you read the script. Oh look hes dead

Fox:Yay (readscript)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Doctor:what you just have to kiss him

Fox: But hes a bird and I'm a fox. Its....EVIL

Doctor:oh for heavens sake (Oracle kisses Falco)

Falco: I'm alive IM ALIVE (sees G&W)crap

So Falco escapes and everything is happy-terrific-fun atleast until the sequel

Authors note: Be aware that my next chapter "The Mushroom files" wont be until 3 weeks