The Game& watchtrix
Falco is sleeping when suddenly he wakes up. He sees something on his computer
Computer: Wake up Falco
Falco: What the. computers can't talk
Computer: Yes we can
Falco shrugs and gos to his job as an engineer
Suddenly a phone he just got rings
Falco: yes
Doctor: Listen 2D figures are coming up to kill you so go into the door next to the window and go out the ledge.
Falco: can do (Jumps out window) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (crunch)
Doctor: Damnit Fox I thought you said there was a ledge.
Fox: I was a little off
Falco is in a room with to G&Wers
G&W 1: Mr Lombardio we know that you are secretly a hacker so we are going to find out what we need.
Falco: Your going to stick a dragon fly in my belly button.
G&W 2: No were going to konk you over the head with a frying pan (Conk) so when are the psys going to arrive
G&W 1: There busy doing a men in black parody
G&W 2: Aw damn
Suddenly Falco walks into a building for no particular reason and is met by a Dr in a white coat
Doctor: Heres a red pill and heres a blue pill. Eat the red pill.
Falco:OK Suddenly Falco wakes up in a ship
Doctor: Everything before this moment was a virtual reality program. Here are my crew.
Fox: Hi
Pichu : Hi
Falco: So now what do we do
Fox: You have to visit the oracle
So they walk to a really scummy apartment full of pokemon.
Falco sees a Pichu bending a spoon
Falco: How do you do that
Pichu: Its easy once you realize the truth
Falco:whats that
Pichu: There is no spoon
Falco: Are you blind theres a spoon right there
Pichu: What I mea..
Falco:I mean don't be telling me theres no spoon there when I can see a spoon.
Pichu: Dumbass (shocks him)
Doctor: You can now see the oracle.
Falco sees a jigglypuff wearing a apron
Oracle: Doctor is going to die unless you sacrifice yourself. Have a cookie. And don't mind the vase
But Falco doesent knock it over
Oracle: I need to start reading the script more carfully
So they leave when suddenly Falco sees 2 Pikachus scurry across the exact same place.
Falco: déjà vu
Fox: Uhoh that's a sign that a plot device is occurring. Lets go
But its to late as the G&Ws conk doctor over the head but Fox and Falco manage to get away
Falco: What will they do with
Fox: They will say idiotic things until he tells them what they want to know. And if that doent work they conk him over the head with frying plans.
Pichu:What do you need
Falco: Guns. Lots of guns
Suddenly a whole row of guns come
Falco: Holy crap not that many guns
Fox:we also need some trnchcoats
They appear
Falco: Dude!!!
So they walk into the building with there cool trenchcoats on which for there convenience is convieniently empty
Fox: Damn, You mean weve been carrying these heavy trechcoats full of guns for nothing
So they blow up the first floor for no reason but in the elevator shaft Falco says one thing
Falco: There is no spoon
Fox: Well duh. Were in a elevator shaft
And suddenly they are sent flying up the elavaqtor shaft to the roof Where a G&W is waiting for them
Fox :Lets fire our blasters at it
But then the G&W does a super slow mo dodge
Falco: Dude
So G&W and Falco get into a fight. But just as Falco is about to get hit by a sausage the G&W heres something
Fox: Dodge this (conk)
Falco: Dude! What is it with this author and people getting hit over the head with frying pans. Dude! A helicopter
And so Falco gets in and manages to shoot everything but the Dr who manages to jump into the helicopter then Dr and fox manage to get back to the ship only to find out that evil brainsucking squids are attacking
Falco almost gets in buta G&W appears. Falco tosses it into a subway
Falco: Haha you suck. Dude! Your alive(runs away)
Well he finally is cornered in a apartment where he is being bombarded by sausages.
At the ship
Fox: Why cant we hire up the super hyper cannons of doom
Doctor: Because that would kill Falco
Fox: Well screw him(go's to press the button)
Doctor: Didn't you read the script. Oh look hes dead
Fox:Yay (readscript)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Doctor:what you just have to kiss him
Fox: But hes a bird and I'm a fox. Its....EVIL
Doctor:oh for heavens sake (Oracle kisses Falco)
Falco: I'm alive IM ALIVE (sees G&W)crap
So Falco escapes and everything is happy-terrific-fun atleast until the sequel
Authors note: Be aware that my next chapter "The Mushroom files" wont be until 3 weeks
Falco is sleeping when suddenly he wakes up. He sees something on his computer
Computer: Wake up Falco
Falco: What the. computers can't talk
Computer: Yes we can
Falco shrugs and gos to his job as an engineer
Suddenly a phone he just got rings
Falco: yes
Doctor: Listen 2D figures are coming up to kill you so go into the door next to the window and go out the ledge.
Falco: can do (Jumps out window) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (crunch)
Doctor: Damnit Fox I thought you said there was a ledge.
Fox: I was a little off
Falco is in a room with to G&Wers
G&W 1: Mr Lombardio we know that you are secretly a hacker so we are going to find out what we need.
Falco: Your going to stick a dragon fly in my belly button.
G&W 2: No were going to konk you over the head with a frying pan (Conk) so when are the psys going to arrive
G&W 1: There busy doing a men in black parody
G&W 2: Aw damn
Suddenly Falco walks into a building for no particular reason and is met by a Dr in a white coat
Doctor: Heres a red pill and heres a blue pill. Eat the red pill.
Falco:OK Suddenly Falco wakes up in a ship
Doctor: Everything before this moment was a virtual reality program. Here are my crew.
Fox: Hi
Pichu : Hi
Falco: So now what do we do
Fox: You have to visit the oracle
So they walk to a really scummy apartment full of pokemon.
Falco sees a Pichu bending a spoon
Falco: How do you do that
Pichu: Its easy once you realize the truth
Falco:whats that
Pichu: There is no spoon
Falco: Are you blind theres a spoon right there
Pichu: What I mea..
Falco:I mean don't be telling me theres no spoon there when I can see a spoon.
Pichu: Dumbass (shocks him)
Doctor: You can now see the oracle.
Falco sees a jigglypuff wearing a apron
Oracle: Doctor is going to die unless you sacrifice yourself. Have a cookie. And don't mind the vase
But Falco doesent knock it over
Oracle: I need to start reading the script more carfully
So they leave when suddenly Falco sees 2 Pikachus scurry across the exact same place.
Falco: déjà vu
Fox: Uhoh that's a sign that a plot device is occurring. Lets go
But its to late as the G&Ws conk doctor over the head but Fox and Falco manage to get away
Falco: What will they do with
Fox: They will say idiotic things until he tells them what they want to know. And if that doent work they conk him over the head with frying plans.
Pichu:What do you need
Falco: Guns. Lots of guns
Suddenly a whole row of guns come
Falco: Holy crap not that many guns
Fox:we also need some trnchcoats
They appear
Falco: Dude!!!
So they walk into the building with there cool trenchcoats on which for there convenience is convieniently empty
Fox: Damn, You mean weve been carrying these heavy trechcoats full of guns for nothing
So they blow up the first floor for no reason but in the elevator shaft Falco says one thing
Falco: There is no spoon
Fox: Well duh. Were in a elevator shaft
And suddenly they are sent flying up the elavaqtor shaft to the roof Where a G&W is waiting for them
Fox :Lets fire our blasters at it
But then the G&W does a super slow mo dodge
Falco: Dude
So G&W and Falco get into a fight. But just as Falco is about to get hit by a sausage the G&W heres something
Fox: Dodge this (conk)
Falco: Dude! What is it with this author and people getting hit over the head with frying pans. Dude! A helicopter
And so Falco gets in and manages to shoot everything but the Dr who manages to jump into the helicopter then Dr and fox manage to get back to the ship only to find out that evil brainsucking squids are attacking
Falco almost gets in buta G&W appears. Falco tosses it into a subway
Falco: Haha you suck. Dude! Your alive(runs away)
Well he finally is cornered in a apartment where he is being bombarded by sausages.
At the ship
Fox: Why cant we hire up the super hyper cannons of doom
Doctor: Because that would kill Falco
Fox: Well screw him(go's to press the button)
Doctor: Didn't you read the script. Oh look hes dead
Fox:Yay (readscript)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Doctor:what you just have to kiss him
Fox: But hes a bird and I'm a fox. Its....EVIL
Doctor:oh for heavens sake (Oracle kisses Falco)
Falco: I'm alive IM ALIVE (sees G&W)crap
So Falco escapes and everything is happy-terrific-fun atleast until the sequel
Authors note: Be aware that my next chapter "The Mushroom files" wont be until 3 weeks
