THE PRINCESS' SAVE THE DAY!
a/n I'm back! I promise I will finish this fanfic, if
it's the last thing I write!!!!!! I noticed that Peach and Zelda were never
the heroines of any fanfic! So whaddya know! I wrote one with them as the
heroines! Yay for me.
Disclaimer: Honestly. Do you really think I own Super Smash Bros. Melee? I didn't think so. They belong to Nintendo. Bless their hearts.
One Day, as Peach was checking up on a patient, she wondered why SHE never got to go anywhere. Dr. Mario was always out on the field, doing something while she was stuck in this stuffy hospital. She HATED it. She also hated the fact that everyone but Zelda, her fellow princess, thought she was a total idiot. She wondered why. She was a nurse in her spare time for crying out loud! How is an idiot supposed to get a job as a nurse? People just didn't see her inner genius.
Zelda was sick and tired of it. Yet again, Link insisted on fighting her matches for her. He had said that she was "delicate" and "shouldn't be harmed". While she appreciated his care, she wanted to fight her own battles once in a while. She's a master magician! She can fight! When she's Sheik noone but maybe Fox can touch her! A/N Remember, Captain Falcons moves are as slow as.. A really slow thing. Yet she was always forced to sit on the sidelines and watch. Sometimes she wished she could just be the hero. Even if she had to share the glory with a teammate, she would love to be the hero.
That same day, by total and utter coincidence the Crazy Hand went temporarily insane. Again. This time, he captured the Arenas! GASP! The Master Hand was appalled, but since this is a "hero" fic, he decided he could do nothing. He made sure all the smashers would not go and try to rescue the arenas. Of course, Peach and Zelda saw this as the chance to prove themselves. They devised a secret plan during the night...
Peach gathered all her medical supplys and food, while Zelda gathered equipment they might need during their journey. When they escaped, Zelda held down the Master Hand a/n Remember Ocarina of Time? as Peach opened the door to escape. Zelda released the spell and ran out the door. The Master Hand decided if they wanted to be total idiots and risk their lives for something that could easily be rebuilt, he would let them.
"Peach, are you SURE this the right mushroom house?" Zelda asked, wary of her friends navigational skills. "Zelda, you know as well as I do that I know my way around my own kingdom. Now, lets knock." Peach replied and knocked on the door. A wise old man came out. "Excuse me, sir, but have you seen a giant, white hand?" Peach asked the wrinkly fellow. "Why yes, I have your highness. He was headed toward the north. Now, unless you have anymore questions, I would like to ask something of you." The mysterious old man replied. "What is it? If it is not illegal, I shall try to get it for you." Peach inquired. "As you know, I am getting up there in years, and I cannot collect food as well as I used to. I ask of you, my princess, a single vegatable for my soup." The weary old man answered. " If that is all you want, here." Peach said, and she plucked a huge vegetable out of the ground. The man took this thankfully. "Peach, I think we should be on our way." Zelda chimed, worried about how far the Crazy Hand had gotten.
And Peach and Zelda were on their way. Soon, they came across Dark Link! Dun dun dun! "I'm afraid I cannot let you pass, Crazy Hand pays me $30 an hour to not let anyone by, and quite frankly, I need the money." Dark Link said, ready for battle. Zelda stepped up. "I'll handle him, Peach, he's an old enemy of mine.." Zelda said, staring down the dark one.
And the battle was on! Dark Link jumped up, preparing for a downwards- sword stab. Zelda would have none of this, and sidestepped. Using the recovery for the move against him, Zelda used Nayru's Love. Dark Link decided to attack from afar, and rolled backwards to use his bow. Zelda let him charge it, she had an ace up her sleeve. Dark Link fired, and, once again, Zelda uses Nayru's love and bounced it right back. Now, Link decided to use his sword. Zelda shielded and rolled, and used the recovery to Transform into Sheik! Dark was no match for Sheiks speed, and soon Sheik was ready to move in for the kill. Sheik transformed back to Zelda, and Zelda used her forward smash to knock Dark Link off the platform and used Dins Fire to mess up his recovery. Soon the one in black fell, and was defeated. "Better luck next time" Zelda said, and tossed Dark Link a red rupee.
Once again, Zelda and Peach were on their way. "Zelda, why don't you have a wand?" Peach wondered aloud. "Hmm. I never thought I would have use for it. I've always used my hands for my magic. Although if I had a wand, I'd teach those swordsman that the stick is mightier than the sword!" Zelda joked. Peach stared at her in utter disbelief. "Sometimes you can make the most awful jokes Zelda.." Peach said, shaking her head. "Ah, well, I'm old fashioned. Give me a break!" Zelda said. Peach laughed. "Peach, have you ever thought of using your crown as a progectile? Those prongs would hurt if you hit someone with them." Zelda inquired. "Hmmmmm.. I guess if you were to throw it right, it would come back, kind of like Links Boomerang, but then I couldn't use my aerial attack until it came back.. I suppose I could try it though..." Peach wondered, and threw her crown into a nearby clearing. To her surprise, it came right back! Peach caught it and put it back on her head. "Thanks, for the idea Zelda, it works! Wait till the other Smashers see this! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Peach laughed. "Peach, your going overboard again." Zelda said. "Ooops. Sorry. Hehe." Peach said, blushing. A/N so? How did you like it so far? I'll need 5 reviews for the next chapter. Read on and find out why. I know, I know, Peach's crown would never come back, no matter how she threw it, but she couldn't pull vegetables out of the ground from anywhere she wanted either, now could she? If you think Zelda should or shouldn't have a wand for this story, say so in your review. I'll see you when I see you!!! Review please, and flames will be used to toast marshmallows.. Mmmm..
Disclaimer: Honestly. Do you really think I own Super Smash Bros. Melee? I didn't think so. They belong to Nintendo. Bless their hearts.
One Day, as Peach was checking up on a patient, she wondered why SHE never got to go anywhere. Dr. Mario was always out on the field, doing something while she was stuck in this stuffy hospital. She HATED it. She also hated the fact that everyone but Zelda, her fellow princess, thought she was a total idiot. She wondered why. She was a nurse in her spare time for crying out loud! How is an idiot supposed to get a job as a nurse? People just didn't see her inner genius.
Zelda was sick and tired of it. Yet again, Link insisted on fighting her matches for her. He had said that she was "delicate" and "shouldn't be harmed". While she appreciated his care, she wanted to fight her own battles once in a while. She's a master magician! She can fight! When she's Sheik noone but maybe Fox can touch her! A/N Remember, Captain Falcons moves are as slow as.. A really slow thing. Yet she was always forced to sit on the sidelines and watch. Sometimes she wished she could just be the hero. Even if she had to share the glory with a teammate, she would love to be the hero.
That same day, by total and utter coincidence the Crazy Hand went temporarily insane. Again. This time, he captured the Arenas! GASP! The Master Hand was appalled, but since this is a "hero" fic, he decided he could do nothing. He made sure all the smashers would not go and try to rescue the arenas. Of course, Peach and Zelda saw this as the chance to prove themselves. They devised a secret plan during the night...
Peach gathered all her medical supplys and food, while Zelda gathered equipment they might need during their journey. When they escaped, Zelda held down the Master Hand a/n Remember Ocarina of Time? as Peach opened the door to escape. Zelda released the spell and ran out the door. The Master Hand decided if they wanted to be total idiots and risk their lives for something that could easily be rebuilt, he would let them.
"Peach, are you SURE this the right mushroom house?" Zelda asked, wary of her friends navigational skills. "Zelda, you know as well as I do that I know my way around my own kingdom. Now, lets knock." Peach replied and knocked on the door. A wise old man came out. "Excuse me, sir, but have you seen a giant, white hand?" Peach asked the wrinkly fellow. "Why yes, I have your highness. He was headed toward the north. Now, unless you have anymore questions, I would like to ask something of you." The mysterious old man replied. "What is it? If it is not illegal, I shall try to get it for you." Peach inquired. "As you know, I am getting up there in years, and I cannot collect food as well as I used to. I ask of you, my princess, a single vegatable for my soup." The weary old man answered. " If that is all you want, here." Peach said, and she plucked a huge vegetable out of the ground. The man took this thankfully. "Peach, I think we should be on our way." Zelda chimed, worried about how far the Crazy Hand had gotten.
And Peach and Zelda were on their way. Soon, they came across Dark Link! Dun dun dun! "I'm afraid I cannot let you pass, Crazy Hand pays me $30 an hour to not let anyone by, and quite frankly, I need the money." Dark Link said, ready for battle. Zelda stepped up. "I'll handle him, Peach, he's an old enemy of mine.." Zelda said, staring down the dark one.
And the battle was on! Dark Link jumped up, preparing for a downwards- sword stab. Zelda would have none of this, and sidestepped. Using the recovery for the move against him, Zelda used Nayru's Love. Dark Link decided to attack from afar, and rolled backwards to use his bow. Zelda let him charge it, she had an ace up her sleeve. Dark Link fired, and, once again, Zelda uses Nayru's love and bounced it right back. Now, Link decided to use his sword. Zelda shielded and rolled, and used the recovery to Transform into Sheik! Dark was no match for Sheiks speed, and soon Sheik was ready to move in for the kill. Sheik transformed back to Zelda, and Zelda used her forward smash to knock Dark Link off the platform and used Dins Fire to mess up his recovery. Soon the one in black fell, and was defeated. "Better luck next time" Zelda said, and tossed Dark Link a red rupee.
Once again, Zelda and Peach were on their way. "Zelda, why don't you have a wand?" Peach wondered aloud. "Hmm. I never thought I would have use for it. I've always used my hands for my magic. Although if I had a wand, I'd teach those swordsman that the stick is mightier than the sword!" Zelda joked. Peach stared at her in utter disbelief. "Sometimes you can make the most awful jokes Zelda.." Peach said, shaking her head. "Ah, well, I'm old fashioned. Give me a break!" Zelda said. Peach laughed. "Peach, have you ever thought of using your crown as a progectile? Those prongs would hurt if you hit someone with them." Zelda inquired. "Hmmmmm.. I guess if you were to throw it right, it would come back, kind of like Links Boomerang, but then I couldn't use my aerial attack until it came back.. I suppose I could try it though..." Peach wondered, and threw her crown into a nearby clearing. To her surprise, it came right back! Peach caught it and put it back on her head. "Thanks, for the idea Zelda, it works! Wait till the other Smashers see this! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Peach laughed. "Peach, your going overboard again." Zelda said. "Ooops. Sorry. Hehe." Peach said, blushing. A/N so? How did you like it so far? I'll need 5 reviews for the next chapter. Read on and find out why. I know, I know, Peach's crown would never come back, no matter how she threw it, but she couldn't pull vegetables out of the ground from anywhere she wanted either, now could she? If you think Zelda should or shouldn't have a wand for this story, say so in your review. I'll see you when I see you!!! Review please, and flames will be used to toast marshmallows.. Mmmm..
