CHAPTER 2, THE QUEST FOR THE STICK...
{THANK YOU SO MUCH ADMIRAL MUNDO AND D-187 THE KIRRA GIRL!! I *sniff * love you guys.. heehee. Sadly, neither of you voted! Heehee. So I decided to make the story more interesting, Zelda SHALL have a wand. but how will she get it? Hmm? Read on!}
Disclaimer: Seriously. Do you honestly think if I owned Super Smash Bros. That I'd be sitting here at the computer writing a fanfiction for free? It all goes to Nintendo.
Well, Zelda and Peach were on their way and stuff. Lalala.. AND SUDDENLY TO MAKE YOU NOT DIE OF BOREDOM... Wart jumped out of the foliage.{I know, I know, its lame, but I'm in desperate need of foes.}\
"Get out of the way, I don't have the time to deal with you. Frog." Peach said, obviously in a bad mood, but hey, you would be too if you had to walk for miles searching out a giant hand. "I'M NOT A FROG! I'M A TOAD! And besides, I want revenge on you!" Wart said, angry, and stuff. "Don't make me hurt you like I did last time." Peach said. "Let's just battle. If you beat me, I'll reward you with this stick- like thing.." Wart said. "Okeedokee. Let's go." Peach replied. Once again, the battle was on! Peach immediately pulled out a. Beam Sword from the ground! As soon as Wart saw this, he went on the defensive, but his big bulk was no match! Soon Peach had slashed Wart up into mini bite size pieces. And, true to gaming nature, he disappeared in purply smoke, and what was left was... a stick. With a leaf. Oh happy day! "Oh goody. We got a branch. Happy happy." Peach said, in a negative mood. { A negative Princess. now THERES something to play around with..} "BUT PEACH! Its not just ANY branch! It's a magical branch of doometh! Except it has no magic. Oh poo." Zelda said, contradicting herself. "OOOOOh! A stick of doometh. That changes EVERYTHING!" Peach said, sarcastic. "Obviously you don't know the LEGEND of the stick of doometh." Zelda said, defiant. "Humor me. Tell me the legend." Peach said, crossing her arms. "Well.. It all started back in the times of doometh, when the Blue Death was wiping out most of the populations hygene.. Soon the people thought there was no hope, until a small sorceress decided the stench of the blue death (The blue death was not fatal. Just reaaaallllyyy smelly.) was too much. Soooooo she decided she'd go out and use her wand of doometh to thwart whatever was causing this. Turned out it was a pig farm. She talked to the owner and insisted upon making the pigs un-smelly. So she used her magic wand of doometh, and with one spell, the pigs were garden fresh. The End." Zelda told. Peach laughed. Long, and hard. In fact, she had trouble breatheing. `````````````````````````````````10 minutes later```````````````````````````` "K, I'm done now. Hehehehhe..." Peach said. "I'ts not funny. Hmmph." Zelda said, feeling a little peeved. "Your right, I'm sorry." Peach said, snickering. "Grrrrr." Zelda.. er. growled? "So how do we come about finding this magic FOR the stick of doometh?" Peach asked. "I heard the sorceresses house still stands, with her spirit haunting it, making sure noone comes to steal her spells and potions." Zelda said, in a mystical, haunting voice. "Are you sure you want to mix with a ghost?" Peach asked. Again. " Of course I'm sure!" Zelda said. unknowing of the danger that lurked in the little house.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the spooky little house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Boy, it's creepy in here." Peach said. "I know.." A ghostly voice replied.. but it suuuure wasn't Zelda....
{CLIFFHANGER! Heehee, no prizes for guessing who the voice belongs too. I tried to make this humorous. Writing the legend was fun. hehe. Now, I'm asking a total of 4 reviews for SURE this time. I don't mind if someone reviews twice. heehee.
{THANK YOU SO MUCH ADMIRAL MUNDO AND D-187 THE KIRRA GIRL!! I *sniff * love you guys.. heehee. Sadly, neither of you voted! Heehee. So I decided to make the story more interesting, Zelda SHALL have a wand. but how will she get it? Hmm? Read on!}
Disclaimer: Seriously. Do you honestly think if I owned Super Smash Bros. That I'd be sitting here at the computer writing a fanfiction for free? It all goes to Nintendo.
Well, Zelda and Peach were on their way and stuff. Lalala.. AND SUDDENLY TO MAKE YOU NOT DIE OF BOREDOM... Wart jumped out of the foliage.{I know, I know, its lame, but I'm in desperate need of foes.}\
"Get out of the way, I don't have the time to deal with you. Frog." Peach said, obviously in a bad mood, but hey, you would be too if you had to walk for miles searching out a giant hand. "I'M NOT A FROG! I'M A TOAD! And besides, I want revenge on you!" Wart said, angry, and stuff. "Don't make me hurt you like I did last time." Peach said. "Let's just battle. If you beat me, I'll reward you with this stick- like thing.." Wart said. "Okeedokee. Let's go." Peach replied. Once again, the battle was on! Peach immediately pulled out a. Beam Sword from the ground! As soon as Wart saw this, he went on the defensive, but his big bulk was no match! Soon Peach had slashed Wart up into mini bite size pieces. And, true to gaming nature, he disappeared in purply smoke, and what was left was... a stick. With a leaf. Oh happy day! "Oh goody. We got a branch. Happy happy." Peach said, in a negative mood. { A negative Princess. now THERES something to play around with..} "BUT PEACH! Its not just ANY branch! It's a magical branch of doometh! Except it has no magic. Oh poo." Zelda said, contradicting herself. "OOOOOh! A stick of doometh. That changes EVERYTHING!" Peach said, sarcastic. "Obviously you don't know the LEGEND of the stick of doometh." Zelda said, defiant. "Humor me. Tell me the legend." Peach said, crossing her arms. "Well.. It all started back in the times of doometh, when the Blue Death was wiping out most of the populations hygene.. Soon the people thought there was no hope, until a small sorceress decided the stench of the blue death (The blue death was not fatal. Just reaaaallllyyy smelly.) was too much. Soooooo she decided she'd go out and use her wand of doometh to thwart whatever was causing this. Turned out it was a pig farm. She talked to the owner and insisted upon making the pigs un-smelly. So she used her magic wand of doometh, and with one spell, the pigs were garden fresh. The End." Zelda told. Peach laughed. Long, and hard. In fact, she had trouble breatheing. `````````````````````````````````10 minutes later```````````````````````````` "K, I'm done now. Hehehehhe..." Peach said. "I'ts not funny. Hmmph." Zelda said, feeling a little peeved. "Your right, I'm sorry." Peach said, snickering. "Grrrrr." Zelda.. er. growled? "So how do we come about finding this magic FOR the stick of doometh?" Peach asked. "I heard the sorceresses house still stands, with her spirit haunting it, making sure noone comes to steal her spells and potions." Zelda said, in a mystical, haunting voice. "Are you sure you want to mix with a ghost?" Peach asked. Again. " Of course I'm sure!" Zelda said. unknowing of the danger that lurked in the little house.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the spooky little house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Boy, it's creepy in here." Peach said. "I know.." A ghostly voice replied.. but it suuuure wasn't Zelda....
{CLIFFHANGER! Heehee, no prizes for guessing who the voice belongs too. I tried to make this humorous. Writing the legend was fun. hehe. Now, I'm asking a total of 4 reviews for SURE this time. I don't mind if someone reviews twice. heehee.
