Chapter 9
*****THE FINAL FIGHT*******
Evil One was advancing rapidly as we all huddled together.
"Come on it's all of us against him, we've got him no problem" I said shakily not so sure myself.
"Then you talk to him." JM said pushing me forward.
I nodded, meeting him half way.
"Here are the rules, we fight, you lose, I get you all as my prisoners." Evil One said. "How bout this? We fight, we kick your butt, and you have to give all you're powers back to the person you stole them from."
"Whatever works, we'll see. And now we fight." He turned back around walking towards the end of the alley, quickly turning he shot black licorice at us from his fingers which landed on the ground and quickly turned to snakes slithering around our feet.
"ooh gross" I muttered as half the girls and some of the guys (whose names won't be revealed to save their male egos) tried to scale the walls to get away from them.
The six survivors grabbed their "Anti Evil" packs and pulled out guns loaded with ice cream and shot the snakes, each one dissolving into the ground.
"You'll pay for that!" Evil one said.
And that was when all hell broke loose.
Across the alley flew fruits and veggies, liver, yucky bugs, bad cds, a yugo (but thanks to some cool Matrix moves, all the unevil doers managed to avoid it) , a French poodle, the evil camera guy from the mall, dr. pibb, shoprite bags, rocks, dust dirt, anything he could find or snap up he threw, and back at him came the DP jellybeans, the doritos and every other kind of junk food.
"Ow he threw a spanish book at me!" Jewel wailed.
I picked it up and chucked it back over "it's a double sided object, evil and good." I shrugged and continued to throw marbles at Evil One.
"Was that a chicken that just flew by?" Clink asked as another one whizzed by narrowly missing her.
"wait come back!!" she yelled chasing after it.
"I don't see this ending anytime soon" I said to Copper and Patch who were near me.
"I think we have to…" I ducked as a can of spam almost hit us. "I think we need to pull out the secret weapon."
They nodded in agreement. "But we have to have time to set up, let's move over there." Copper said.
"ugh you smell like eggs." I muttered.
"So do you, shut up and let's go." We crept off to the side and set up a long fire hose and attached it to a pump.
"Ok count of three….ONE, TWO, THREE!!…."HEY EVIL YOUR EPIDERMIS IS SHOWING!!" we yelled. He looked down caught off guard (being the stupid uneducated evil that he is) and we took that time to turn on the hose full blast and spray Dr. Pepper all over him.
He flew backwards from the power of the spray and crashed against the oompa loompas which melted from the liquid and turned into play dough leaving Evil One in a helpless lump glued to the wall. The unevil doers&co cheered happily "We did it!" they yelled as we quickly rushed to tie up the defenseless evil one. "It's alright, we all knew you didn't have the superior intelligence, we weren't expecting you to get as far as you did." I said sweetly and before he could answer pulled a piece of duct tape off my trust roll and taped his mouth shut. It was over.
******After the fight******
We were wandering around the alley, trying to find a way out and something edible to eat. Rummaging through the piles of food that had been thrown for anything. Sweetface was walking towards the wall of the building when her foot hit something that squeeked.
"What was that?" she asked Jack who was standing next to her. He shrugged as they used their toes to uncover the mystery object. Patch joined them looking down she saw a once yellow duck, a soggy white paper stuck to it.
"RACE TRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed. He appeared at the window, only his face showing
"What do you want?" he sniffled.
"I want you to get your sorry butt down here is what I want!" Patch demanded. Race sulked.
"I'll think about it, maybe in a few months, when this grows out…."
"Hey look at this!" Owl yelled from the far alley wall. We crowded around, a button with a sign that read "To end all evil, push here." Was on it.
"Dude! Let's go!" Flame said "I can't wait to get out of here."
"Who wants to do the honors?" I asked.
But no one answered it was just a rain of hands falling down and hitting the button. The walls rose, and the sun shone. The mess in the alley disappeared, those attacked by the bio equipment were now back to normal pigment color.
"Race check your hair now" Patch yelled.
"No I won't! Not so you can all laugh at me!"
We sighed "JUST DO IT" we yelled.
He tentatively took it off looking in the mirror.
"it's better!" he exclaimed running down the stairs and outside.
"Last one to the races is a rotton egg!" he yelled.
"ooh don't mention eggs ever again." I moaned.
"Ok then lets go to Tibby's I bet ya all a dime I can beat you there!"
"That's because it's right across the street, as it always seems to be." Amber pointed out.
Race grinned and started off down the road, the dead looking cat clip grinning from the back of his shirt where it was now stuck.
"We'll tell him later." Patch laughed.
*****THE FINAL FIGHT*******
Evil One was advancing rapidly as we all huddled together.
"Come on it's all of us against him, we've got him no problem" I said shakily not so sure myself.
"Then you talk to him." JM said pushing me forward.
I nodded, meeting him half way.
"Here are the rules, we fight, you lose, I get you all as my prisoners." Evil One said. "How bout this? We fight, we kick your butt, and you have to give all you're powers back to the person you stole them from."
"Whatever works, we'll see. And now we fight." He turned back around walking towards the end of the alley, quickly turning he shot black licorice at us from his fingers which landed on the ground and quickly turned to snakes slithering around our feet.
"ooh gross" I muttered as half the girls and some of the guys (whose names won't be revealed to save their male egos) tried to scale the walls to get away from them.
The six survivors grabbed their "Anti Evil" packs and pulled out guns loaded with ice cream and shot the snakes, each one dissolving into the ground.
"You'll pay for that!" Evil one said.
And that was when all hell broke loose.
Across the alley flew fruits and veggies, liver, yucky bugs, bad cds, a yugo (but thanks to some cool Matrix moves, all the unevil doers managed to avoid it) , a French poodle, the evil camera guy from the mall, dr. pibb, shoprite bags, rocks, dust dirt, anything he could find or snap up he threw, and back at him came the DP jellybeans, the doritos and every other kind of junk food.
"Ow he threw a spanish book at me!" Jewel wailed.
I picked it up and chucked it back over "it's a double sided object, evil and good." I shrugged and continued to throw marbles at Evil One.
"Was that a chicken that just flew by?" Clink asked as another one whizzed by narrowly missing her.
"wait come back!!" she yelled chasing after it.
"I don't see this ending anytime soon" I said to Copper and Patch who were near me.
"I think we have to…" I ducked as a can of spam almost hit us. "I think we need to pull out the secret weapon."
They nodded in agreement. "But we have to have time to set up, let's move over there." Copper said.
"ugh you smell like eggs." I muttered.
"So do you, shut up and let's go." We crept off to the side and set up a long fire hose and attached it to a pump.
"Ok count of three….ONE, TWO, THREE!!…."HEY EVIL YOUR EPIDERMIS IS SHOWING!!" we yelled. He looked down caught off guard (being the stupid uneducated evil that he is) and we took that time to turn on the hose full blast and spray Dr. Pepper all over him.
He flew backwards from the power of the spray and crashed against the oompa loompas which melted from the liquid and turned into play dough leaving Evil One in a helpless lump glued to the wall. The unevil doers&co cheered happily "We did it!" they yelled as we quickly rushed to tie up the defenseless evil one. "It's alright, we all knew you didn't have the superior intelligence, we weren't expecting you to get as far as you did." I said sweetly and before he could answer pulled a piece of duct tape off my trust roll and taped his mouth shut. It was over.
******After the fight******
We were wandering around the alley, trying to find a way out and something edible to eat. Rummaging through the piles of food that had been thrown for anything. Sweetface was walking towards the wall of the building when her foot hit something that squeeked.
"What was that?" she asked Jack who was standing next to her. He shrugged as they used their toes to uncover the mystery object. Patch joined them looking down she saw a once yellow duck, a soggy white paper stuck to it.
"RACE TRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed. He appeared at the window, only his face showing
"What do you want?" he sniffled.
"I want you to get your sorry butt down here is what I want!" Patch demanded. Race sulked.
"I'll think about it, maybe in a few months, when this grows out…."
"Hey look at this!" Owl yelled from the far alley wall. We crowded around, a button with a sign that read "To end all evil, push here." Was on it.
"Dude! Let's go!" Flame said "I can't wait to get out of here."
"Who wants to do the honors?" I asked.
But no one answered it was just a rain of hands falling down and hitting the button. The walls rose, and the sun shone. The mess in the alley disappeared, those attacked by the bio equipment were now back to normal pigment color.
"Race check your hair now" Patch yelled.
"No I won't! Not so you can all laugh at me!"
We sighed "JUST DO IT" we yelled.
He tentatively took it off looking in the mirror.
"it's better!" he exclaimed running down the stairs and outside.
"Last one to the races is a rotton egg!" he yelled.
"ooh don't mention eggs ever again." I moaned.
"Ok then lets go to Tibby's I bet ya all a dime I can beat you there!"
"That's because it's right across the street, as it always seems to be." Amber pointed out.
Race grinned and started off down the road, the dead looking cat clip grinning from the back of his shirt where it was now stuck.
"We'll tell him later." Patch laughed.
