A/N: I'm not expecting anyone to review this fic considering there are many Excel Saga fics on FF.net. But hopefully in some time people will begin to love the anime as much as I do. Oh well, enjoy.....

D/C: I do not own Excel Saga or Trigun. Excel Saga and Trigun belongs to whoever blah blah blah....no suing me for I have little and maybe even no money.

Poor Excel....She was broke once again and that damn dog Menchi was still hiding under the couch from Excel's pervious attempt to eat her. So with no money.....there was no food. And Hyatt was passed out somewhere in the apartment, Excel didn't really even care or notice. She was too hungry to notice!

Excel picked up a newspaper and flipped through it looking for maybe an add or an odd job that could get her quick cash. Something caught her demonic-like green eyes suddenly.

'Wanted Dead or Alive, Mysterious Gunman, Highly Dangerous.....Big Reward For His Capture.'

Excel's eyes flashed like lighting as an idea hit her. She found herself a new job.....Capture/kill the mysterious gunman, known as "Vash the Stampede."

"This is a wonderful job! I shall get rid of this horrible man who is poisoning Master Ilparazzo's perfect world AND get money for it!" Excel laughed like a maniac until her neighbor knocked furiously on the wall to make her shut up....it was after all 3:00 A.M....




The next morning Excel set out in search of her mystifying gunman.....For what she knew of him. He liked doughnuts, women and bars. In the add, it also said he wore a long red trench coat and fashioned his hair kinda like a broom.

"Gonna find myself a gunman....Gonna get myself some easy cash..." Excel sang off note as she skipped down the road. "Gonna get myself some food....Gonna make Ilparazzo proud!"

"Excuse me Miss...got some spare change?" A man with a red coat slung over his shoulder asked. He had a bit of stubble on his face and his hair was drooping in his face but still looked no more then 25. Excel looked up at the man for he was quite tall. He gave her a playful smile and she smiled back.

"Nope, I'm dead broke....I'm actually on the job now. You see..." Excel stopped and looked at the man for a moment. He put on a goofy grin and she continued "I'm looking for a wanted gunman so I can get some cash and maybe get some decent food....but above all, I'm helping my Master to cleanse the world of evil!" She whispered to him.

"Oh wow! You lead such an exciting life! Would you mind if I joined you so when you capture this man and when you have spare change you can pass it onto me!?" He asked with hope in his aqua-green eyes.

"Hrmmm... Ilparazzo-Sama probably wouldn't mind another follower....But I get the money from this job. We'll call this one your training session!" Excel smiled to her new companion. He agreed and followed her down the road.

"So where to, Miss?"

"Just call me Excel! We're going to a bar, this gunman I'm after likes drinking and women! " She explained.

"Ok Excel! .....So . . . How will you capture this man?"

"I'm gonna kill him..." Excel said promptly.

"....Oh...." Gulped the stranger.

"Hey, what is your name anyway?"

"My name is....Err....Vashu!" He smiled. Excel thought nothing of the name and continued on her way.

They walked into an old rundown bar, it looked hardly clean or sanitary but neither of them complained. They took a seat in a booth at the far end of the bar and observed all the drunken men around them. Vashu fingered with his tan colored hair and Excel held her stomach as it grumbled for food.

"I neeeedddd foooooodddd...." Excel lamented like a baby. She couldn't help looking at the cat that sat on the bar next to the bartender who was probably its owner as well. It looked so plump and juicy....

"I know what you mean!" Vashu sniffled. "I'm sooo hungry....when do you think you'll find this gunman?"

"I dunno but if I want to continue living I gotta e-..."Something caught Excel's eyes. She promptly made her way over to the cat and licked her lips. Vashu wondered if she was going to eat the cat but just as it seemed like the showdown between Excel and the cat looked like it was coming to a close, Excel launched herself at the cat food next to the feline and stuffed it in her mouth.

"HEY! Miss! That isn't food for humans!" The bartender yelled at her and pried her away from the cat food.

"HUUUUUNGRY!!!" Excel raged and thrashed out at the man. He stumbled back and fumbled for a gun placed under the counter. Excel's eyes flashed with a wickedness only known to be seen in a ravenous beast. She leapt at the man with catlike abilities just as he pulled the trigger.

*BAM! *

Excel laid sprawled over the counter...her blood dripping to the floor. Vashu jumped up and ran to her but...she was dead....

"You killed her!" Vashu yelled, he stood in disbelief. The girl laid in her own crimson blood, her orange hair soaking in up and wiped it away as she slipped to the stone floor.

"I-I...she attacked me! He-here, I'll give you 300$ just....just get her outa here and never speak of this again."

Vashu thought this over. That poor girl died, right in front of him, she was just....there. "How dare you bribe me! You killed that poor girl! She's DEAD!" Vashu yelled at the man. Vashu picked Excel up in his arms and carried her out without the money.

"What am I going to do now!? I have a dead body in my arms!" Vashu gulped.

"What dead body?" Excel said raising her head up and looked at Vashu. "Thanks Iz-chan!" Excel waved to a passing blue thing-y.

"Weee...BHUWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Vashu screamed and dropped Excel on her ass. He started poking at her, she sat there quietly as he inspected her. "You- You're not DEAD!?!?"

"I was dead...but I can't die now, this fanfic hardly has gotten into the plot. There is too much to do for Ruby-Err...Ilparazzo-sama! I shall do everything in my power to fulfil Ilparazzo-sama's desires! Even if that means death. Death by poison!" she paused and drank a bottle with 'poison' written on it. "Death by Voodoo!" pokes a voodoo doll of herself in the head with a pin. "Or even by the pains of being in love with my master, Ilparazzo-sama!" little hearts spun around her as chibi Ilparazzo's danced.

"Wow, you're the kind of girl who should devote herself to working for Knives or Legato...." Vashu had kawaii spiny eyes.

"Enough talking! We, the great servants of Across must finish our mission for our great master! Onward!" cried Excel as she skipped through the streets. Vashu followed not to far behind.



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First chapter done. I love Excel saga and though it would be fun to do a crossover with Trigun. ^_^ Can't get much more psycho then my mind.....Ja ne! R/R!