THE MJM SHOW

MJM :_ Hello everyone and welcome back to the MJM show, if you just tuned in, Christphor robin is still alive and piglett is still a boy but he hasn't always been one. Next up My favoroite part of the show. 'Let the Audience decide' ! Today our Audience will choose the best Cartoon Character EVER ! So Introducing MJM's Nomination No. 1..... FRed Flintstone , fromn the Flintstones, take it away Fred

Fred :- Okay I'd like to start by saying that my show, the Flintstones, is good Quality entertainment for the whole family And it's got Dinosaurs !! In it I am the main character who is always getting in comical arguments with Barney Rubble ! But I'm the main character ! All and all my show is better than any of the othersand I am better than any of the others. It's got Barney and Dinosaurs !

MJM :- Thank you Fred, and Now Nomination No. 2 ......... BUGS BUNNY !!

Bugs :- Hello. I'm Bugs Bunny ! In my show I trick Elmer Fudd. and eat carotts while I do it Whats wrong with you people ?



Standing crowd member :- Just say the line !
Other member :- Yeah
Another member :- Yeah , say it
The Whole Crowd :- SAY IT ! SAY IT !

Bugs:- What's up Doc ?

MJM :- Thank you bugs and now.... Homer Simpson !!!



Homer :- D'oh !





Homer :- umm...I lost my script.





Homer :- Why you little...





Homer :- emmm... Bizkits !



MJM :- Okay make your decision ! and here are the results

Bugs Bunny 3 %
Fred Flintstone 6 %
Homer Simpson 91 %

And the Crowd have chosen Homer Simpson !

Homer Simpson :- Woo Hoo !



MJM :- Next on the MJM show.... Frodo and Harry Potter settle their differences !