THE MJM SHOW

MJM :- Welcome back, now last week Harry Potter said some rude things about LOrd of the rings and Frodo got mad. So tonight they will have a NO MAGIC Boxing Match !

Boxing Annoucer :- Making his way to the ring, Weighing around 103 pounds, The Ring bearer from the Shire... FRODO BAGGINS !

Frodo :- Tonight I will turn Harry into a Beaten Teen aged witch !!

Box Ann :- And His opponent, weighing around 134 pounds, The Wizard from under the stairs...... HARRY POTTER !

Harry :- Bring it you wanna be Dwarf !



MJM :- Harrys done it already !





Harry :- RON !



MJM :- This isn't pro wrestling.. Is it ?



Sam :- I made a promise, 'Don't you leave him Sam Wise Gangey !'





REff :- 1....2....3....4....5.....6.....7......8......9.......10 ! WE have a winner

Box Ann :- And here is your winner ....... FRODO BAGGINS

MJM :- What a boxing match, what a show, See ya next week !